ATITTIES
seonghwa
there's been this question
lingering in the back of my
mind for the past few days
and i'd really like an
answer
yunho
??? random
wooyoung
what question
seonghwa
where is yuna
mingi
she's changing hakkun's
diaper she'll be done in a
sec
yeosang
i love your children /srs
mingi
i love my children /are you
kidding why would i lie
about that
wooyoung
i love yuna /srs
mingi
i love yuna /i feel like it's
kinda obvious
me
i'm here now
me
MINGI I LOVE YOU TOO
HOLY FUCKING BALL
SACK BRO
jongho
why have they gone silent
for two minutes
mingi
sorry yuna just fucking
jumped me
seonghwa
may i ask my question now
me
go ahead
seonghwa
which twin is older
wooyoung
OH SHIT THAT MAKES
ME THINK OF A
COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT
BUT VERY IMPORTANT
QUESTION
seonghwa
answer my question first
me
i can't remember
yunho
wtf do you even love your
children
me
i didn't think it mattered
too much
me
i mean it's not like knowing
who is older is going to be
a life-changing thing all that'll
come out of it is "i'm older
than you!" "by like a minute!"
me
i don't want that
me
it's not like it matters who's
older
wooyoung
HOW DO YOU NOT
REMEMBER WHICH
ONE IS OLDER
me
WELL EXFUCKINGCUSE
ME I AM SO SO SORRY
THAT I WAS TOO BUSY
SCREAMING IN GODDAMN
AGONY TO GIVE A SHIT
WHEN THE DOCTOR TOLD
ME WHICH FUCKING
HUMAN I JUST SQUEEZED
OUT OF MY FUCKING
BODY
me
I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND
HOW ME PRACTICALLY
HAVING AN OUT OF BODY
EXPERIENCE DUE TO
THE FACT I WAS IN SO
MUCH PAIN COULD
AFFECT YOU SO TERRIBLY
seonghwa
i just wanted to know who
was older
me
well i'm so sorry i don't
fucking know
mingi
eunji
mingi
eunji is older
me
really?
mingi
yeah if i remember correctly
she's older by about 45 mins
me
JIHYO FUCKING CHRIST
yeosang
I KNEW IT I FUCKING
TOLD YOU
wooyoung
FFS I HAVE TO STOP
MAKING BETS WITH
YOU YOUVE TAKEN
BASICALLY ALL MY
MONEY
san
somehow i already knew that
she just has older sibling
energy
yunho
AAAWWWWWW WHY IS
THAT SO CUTE
seonghwa
literally levitating that's so
cute
hongjoong
i just made the strangest
sound i've ever heard come
out of my own mouth and
i've made a lot of weird
sounds before
me
i did not wake up this
morning expecting to
have hongjoong tell
me about his weird sounds
hongjoong
WHY IS THAT FUNNY
TO ME WTF
mingi
uhh why am i freaked out
by the fact hyung said that
and not wooyoung
wooyoung
IDK BRO BUT IM SHITTING
MYSELF LAUGHING WTF
me
omfg it's not just you
apparently eunji is shitting
herself too
yeosang
how do you know that
me
because she makes this
really ugly face
me
look
me
*video of what yuna is
seeing in the baby monitor
camera thing and eunji is
making a weird almost
pained face*
me
like wtf
wooyoung
LMAO WHY DOES SHE
LOOK MORE LIKE YOU
WHEN SHE DOES THAT
FACE BDHSHEHEO
me
fuck you dude
mingi
are you saying that yuna
is unattractive
mingi
i mean i love eunji and i
think she's gorgeous but
that face is just not it
mingi
so are you saying that yuna
is ugly
wooyoung
WHAT NO PLEASE DONT
HURT ME
yunho
lmao
yunho
OMFG SO JIHOON IS
THREE YEARS OLD WTF
seonghwa
i know and he is so fucking
cute omg
wooyoung
he's fucking hilarious
yunho
i got to facetime him the
day before yesterday
because he wanted me to
be there for his birthday
but i couldn't
yunho
he's so precious i love him
me
STFU THATS SO FUCKING
CUTE YUNHO OMG
mingi
YALL I DONT WANT MY
BABIES TO BE THREE
WHY CANT THEY JUST
BE STUPID FAT LITTLE
BABIES FOREVER
yunho
shut up jihoon is fucking
awesome
mingi
WELL DUH BUT I JUST
WANT THEM TO BE
BABIES FOREVER
me
no
mingi
WHY
me
babies are too difficult
me
maybe like one to two years
old that's when they're the
cutest
mingi
fuck you my children are
always the cutest
yeosang
FACTS
yunho
i agree but also jihoon
me
LITERALLY GET OUT OF
HERE
yunho
DO YOU WANNA KNOW
HOW HE ANSWERED THE
PHONE OMFG
seonghwa
how???!!!!
san
say something hilarious or
adorable or i just won't care
yunho
so i called and heejin
answered the phone but
then she was like "jihoon
there's someone on the
phone for you" and he was
like "who mama" which had
me dead immediately
yunho
BUT IT GETS BETTER
yunho
he takes the phone and
he's holding it and he's like
"hello?" and i was like
"happy birthday buddy!"
yunho
guess what he fucking said
wooyoung
"sup bitch?"
san
"suck cock, dwayne the
rock?"
yeosang
"you got a vape?"
yunho
NO WTF ARE THESE
RESPONSES
me
OH I GOT ONE
me
"1800-free-dick how can i
help you?"
yunho
ffs i hate you all
yunho
someone take a serious
guess
seonghwa
"hello?"
hongjoong
"yunho!"
yunho
i won't lie that's the closest
guess so far
jongho
OMFG WHAT DID HE SAY
IM LITERALLY ON THE
EDGE OF MY SEAT JUST
TELL US
yunho
SO I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY
AND THEN HE WAS LIKE
yunho
*little gasp* "papa!!"
yunho
when i tell you started
tearing up
yunho
he thinks i'm his dad
me
OMFG GTFO RN THATS SO
CUTE IM GONE IM
LITERALLY GONE
mingi
KD BOOK HWLENJW
mingi
i can't wait for the twins to
start speaking
me
i can
me
i can already tell that eunji
is going to be a fucking
chatterbox like talk your
ear off kinda kid
mingi
yeah but she's cute so
who gives a shit
me
so true
wooyoung
you know what i hope
our children find people
as great as we are
wooyoung
like i hope they have a
group chat like this
wooyoung
whether it's together or
with other people
wooyoung
because this group makes
me feel so unbelievably happy
and sad and angry and safe
wooyoung
i hope our kids get to have
a family like this when they're
our age
wooyoung
chats gone silent was that
too sentimental
me
SHUT THE FUCK UP IM
GOING TO PUNCH YOU
THAT WAS SO CUTE
yeosang
ITS SO TRUE THO
mingi
why am i getting emotional
seonghwa
IM SO FRAGILE WTF
hongjoong
the one time i will agree
with wooyoung and be proud
to say so
yunho
OMG IM CRYING
san
IM CRYING BECAUSE
YUYU IS CRYING BUT
ALSO BECAUSE YES
jongho
i love this group chat
me
AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU
FUCKING DICKWADS
yunho
SAME
san
RELATABLE
mingi
GUYS DONT EVER
LEAVE ME PLEASE
seonghwa
I FULLY AGREE LETS BE
TOGETHER FOREVER
jongho
I WANT ATEEZ CONCERTS
IN THE NURSING HOME
IDC
yeosang
OMG WHY AM I SOBBING
wooyoung
FUCK YOU I LOVE YOU
ALL SO MUCH
AUTHOR
AND WERE BACK BITCHES
FUCK YEAH WE ARE
this is the sequel to him
and if you haven't read it
i suggest you do or else
this one won't make much
sense to you
ALSO
i may skip a year or so
in a few chapters i'm not
too sure simply because
i have a few ideas for
chapters but they would
need to happen once the
twins are a little older
so it's a maybe but also
maybe not
anyways see y'all soon !!
FUCK YEAH SOON
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