Xouri: I am- not sure why I'm here
Xouri: *scrolls through ao3*
Xouri: oH!! Only Ash and Gou are going to be here today
Xouri: *spawns Ash*
Ash: why
Xouri: cause
Xouri: cause i have fallen into a new rabbit hole of ships and it is much more comfy than the last
Ash: what??
Xouri: cause i have fallen into a new rabbit hole of ships and it is much more comfy than the last
Ash: ... this is about me and gou, isn't it
Xouri, cheerfully: yep!
Ash:
Xouri: soooo- *fiddles thumbs*
Ash: *death stare*
Xouri: that.
Xouri: that is the cutest fucking death stare i have ever witnessed in my life.
Ash: arceus strike me dead
Arceus, from somewhere up above: no can do, buddy
Ash: well, fudge
Xouri:
Xouri: will you please just say 'fuck'?
Ash: no!!
Xouri: say 'fuck' and i'll let you out early
Ash:
Xouri:
Ash:
Xouri:
Ash: fff-
Xouri: yes-
Ash: ffffuuu
Xouri: yES-
Ash: fffuuUUGE
Xouri: *pinches nose*
Xouri: *asian sigh*
Xouri: welp.
Ash: fuck
Ash: i just got the most horrible chill
Xouri: i-
Xouri: wait a godsdammed second-
Xouri: you just said 'fuck'!
Xouri, looking straight into camera: well, folks, that's it for today, i guess.
Xouri, mutting: i really didn't expect ash to actually have it in him.
*camera cuts*