I have a friend
He is annoying
(I won't lie)
But he is nice
(Maybe I do lie).
He picks fights with me
(I always win of course)
But when he doesn't
I feel kind of sad.
He calls me every day
(Just to irritate me)
It's my happiest hour
(Or so he would like to think).
He is always trying to tease me
(Such a show off)
Yet he sings for me
Plays games with me
(Well he is tolerable I suppose).
He always has my back
Keeps me safe under his cautious eyes
(I'm still stronger than him though)
His laugh so contagious
I feel at peace with him
(Guess he is not so bad after all).