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By Cosmicisthestars

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Incorrect quotes from the mer discord server More

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Void: While I'm gone, Elodie, your in charge.
Elodie: Yes!
Void, whispering: Captain, you're secretly in charge
Captain: Obviously.
Void: *Double Secretly* Nalu your really in charge
Nalu: Of course

Nel: Why are you on the floor?
Faye: I'm depressed.
Faye: Also I was stabbed, can you get Theo, please?
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Theo: *takes out tridents* **WHO!?**

Theo @ Orion: "I don't mind loosing friends, but you, heh, I can't loose you.....you know to much, so it's either friendship or death....."

Orion: "...,"

Orion: *scared Orca Noises*

Void: Who did it?
Everyone (Theo, Faye, Orion, Krit, Nula, Nel, Micah, Konics, Captain): ?
Void: ***Who*** told Elodie to go into a china shop?
Captain: Oh, that would be me.
Void: WHY?
Captain: Well-
Faye and Konics: We dared them too.
Void: Again, *why*?
Theo: Krit said they saw something shiny in there...
Krit: Yeah, looked a lot better than anything I have.
Void: Okay, but that still doesn't answer my question.
Nel: Which one?
Void: The second one-
Micah: The one where Krit saw something shiny, wanted it, then that gave Faye and Konics the idea of daring Captain to tell Elodie to go into a China shop?
Void: Yes
Orion: I wanted some drama
Void: I-
Elodie: I'm back! And guess what?
Everyone: What?
Elodie, standing in front of a pile of assorted broken china: *pulls out something* I got the shiny thing... plus, *pulls out another object* a broken glass!

Theo:”Hey Krit have you seen Nel?”
Krit:”Book”
Theo:”what does that mean-“
Krit:*points to the book pile behind them where nel is currently sitting”
Theo:”oh- thanks Krit…How many books are there-“
Krit: *shrug*

*Everyone is standing around two halves of a trident*
Theo: “So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.”
Everyone: “…”
Krit: “...I did. I broke it.”
Theo: “No. No you didn't. Faye?”
Faye: “Don't look at me. Look at Orion.”
Orion: “What?! I didn't break it.”
Faye: “Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?”
Orion: “Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.”
Faye: “Suspicious.”
Orion: “No, it's not!”
Micah: “If it matters, probably not, but Void was the last one to use it.”
Void: “Liar! I don't even like to fight!”
Micah: “Oh really? Then what were you doing by the arena earlier?”
Void: “I was cleaning everything cus no one does. Everyone knows that, Micah!”
Krit: “Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me get a new one, Theo.”
Theo: No! Who broke it!? “
Everyone: “…”
Micah: “Theo... Faye's been awfully quiet.”
Faye: “rEALLY?!”
*Everyone starts arguing*

Theo: “I broke it. I poked my hand so I snapped it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick… Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.”

Elodie: Theo and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Nel: *Sighing* What did Theo do?
Elodie: They he the guy to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Theo: Who wants a steering wheel?

Nel: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Theo: We got spring water
Nel: NO.
Elodie: with EXTRA minerals
Theo: it's like licking a stalagmite
Nel: DON'T COME HOME.
Elodie: Mmmmm cave water

Nel: I trust Elodie.
Nalu: You think they know what they're doing?
Nel: I wouldn't go that far.

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