Ben: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Ben: It's me.
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Sammy: Hello friends!
The Squad:
Sammy: You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling...
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Kenji: Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for metaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!
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Ben: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
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Sammy: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.
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Yasmina: I love sarcasm! It's like punching people in the face, but with words!
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Yasmina: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That's just not cool or groovy.
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**Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'**
Darius: Thanks fam!
Kenji: Oh no.
Sammy: **cries** I love you too.
Brooklynn: Sounds fake, but okay.
Ben: **a flustered mess**
Yasmina: Can I get a refund?
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Ben: I want to kiss you.
Darius, not paying attention: What?
Ben: I said if you die, I won't miss you.
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Darius: I'm in love with you.
Ben: We called off the prank war last night at midnight.
Darius: I know.
Ben: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Brooklynn: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Kenji.
Kenji: I hate myself.
Brooklynn: Alright, square up.
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Ben: Did Darius just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Sammy: Yeah, he did.
Ben: And did I just do finger guns back?
Sammy: Yeah, you did.
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Yasmina: I give up. I am so tired.
Ben: Get the emergency supply!
Kenji: **carries Sammy and places her in front of Yasmina**
Sammy: **smiles**
Yasmina: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO
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Brooklynn, jumping out of Kenji's closet: BOO!
Kenji:
Brooklynn:
Kenji:
Brooklynn: **makes a sad face**
Kenji: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!
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Brooklynn: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together!
Kenji, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
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Ben: If I run and leap at Darius, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Ben, running towards Darius: Coming in!
Darius: No! I'm holding coffee!
Darius: **drops coffee and catches Ben**
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Kenji: Something tells me Ben's going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Ben, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Darius isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
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Ben: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward.
Darius: I'm worried about you.
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Kenji: Sammy, Brooklynn, I love y'all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?
Sammy, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Brooklynn is sitting atop: Oh, nothing much.
Brooklynn: I love you too :)
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Yasmina: I've only had Sammy for a day and a half but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Darius: Two brooooos!
Ben: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Darius: 0 feet apart cuz we are gay!
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Ben: I love you.
Darius, not paying attention: What was that?
Ben: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
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That's it for now!