WE HATE TATE
Tate
Where are you guys?
You should've been home like an hour ago
Alejandro
Well since we lost, Xavi has been talking to us for the past hour
Ansu
I feel like he's burning out though, he should be done soon
Gavi
I need to go home
Tate
Why's that?
Gavi
Uh because I just don't want to be here?
Pedri
Understandable
Tate
Gavi just tell him to stop talking, he likes you
Gavi
Yeah if I want to get killed maybe I'd say that
Pablo
No no, he wouldn't hurt his little star
Jude
He'd give him a loving slap
And then say sorry son
Gavi
You guys are so weird
Tate
Well you guys should all say hurry up, im bored, and we also need to figure out what to do for dinner since the match was early
Pedri
Just don't be bored, have you thought of that?
Alejandro
So valid
Pablo
Let's just do take out, we already lost today, so may as well exploit it and eat bad, whats he gonna do? Yell at us🙈
Ansu
Wouldn't make him yell at us anymore than he already has
Tate
Okay we can do that
Do one of you just want to pick something up on the way home?
Alejandro
Pablo and I rode together so we can get something
Gavi
Works with me
Pedri
Okay he just finished yelling at us, we should be home in like 10
Tate
Hmm okay
Jude
hMm OkAy
Gavi
Ayo
Alejandro
aYo
Tate
Yo yo yo why is it bully tate day?
Jude
It is everyday, wdym
Pablo
Wow, kinda harsh
Gavi
Pedri and I are on the way home
Alejandro
Pablo and I are on the way to find something for dinner
Jude
Ansu and I are on the way home
Tate
Why don't all 6 of you just squeeze together in one car
Gavi
That's silly to say
Alejandro
Because we have our person that we go with if we don't want to drive, just how it is
Jude
Facts.
Tate
My bad for coming up with such a ridiculous idea
Jude
Yeah try harder next time maybe
Kidding of course ha
Alejandro
Pablo says don't be mean
Jude
Tell Pablo im not listening to anything he says since he was in fifth
Alejandro
Pablo says to shut the fuck up because you were in fifth last week
Jude
Tell Pablo im sorry and that I'll give him a kiss on the cheek later to make up for it
Alejandro
Pablo says thank you😩
With that emoji specifically
Gavi
Oh?
Tate
I feel like I'm intruding on something..
Gavi
Wow that feels awfully relatable like the other day
Jude
Ay ay ay I'd be scarred too
Alejandro
What are we scarred from
Gavi
Walking in on tate and Pedri🤢
Alejandro
I'm gonna like forget they're dating and see them like kiss or something and just LEAVE
Jude
🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Alejandro
Real
Tate
Cant wait for the day you guys get girlfriends so I can say the same type of stuff
Probably 10 years though until that happens
Jude
Brutal
Gavi
I have plenty of friends that are women
Alejandro
Oh I'm sure
Tate
Right
Gavi
I could have a lot more
See how many followers I have, probably about 90% are, so you know
Jude
He can pull🙀
Alejandro
He can't pull🙀
Pablo said the only one who can pull is Tate and now Pedri too
Gavi
It shouldn't count if it's with each other though
Tate
Are you jealous that I'll take Pedri away from you
Gavi
Shut up
Jude
It still counts though
You're just upset by it
Gavi
No one is upset, im not upset
Alejandro
Third wheel incoming🫵
Gavi
Pedri is spending time with me right now, not Tate, so I win
Tate
And when he gets back he'll choose me
Gavi
False
Alejandro
It's okay Gavi, just hangout with your bff Xavi
Jude
Or Lewy
Gavi
FINE
Maybe I will
Alejandro
Brownie points with Xavi incoming
Jude
He doesn't need any brownie points, he's already the favorite
Tate
You guys are brutal
Gavi
At least I have an automatic in and get playing time because of it
Alejandro
Okay project Xavi
Jude
And now Lewy is like your dad too, he's pulling the big dawgs, not women
Tate
JUDE😭
Jude
Too far?
I don't have much of a filter
Alejandro
Really? Who knew
Gavi
It's fine. All fine
Alejandro
Watch out tomorrow at training Jude, you're gonna get sacked
Jude
Hmm well you win some you lose some
Tate
How close are you guys?
Gavi
Pulling in now
Jude
Pedri was speeding the whole way, I saw it
Pedri
No proof, sorry
Alejandro
Okay Pablo and I will probably get a little bit of a few things and we can just figure it out
Gavi
You should get some Chinese take out
Jude
Oh that's immediately a smash from me
Tate
Uh?
Jude
Sorry my bad, autocorrect
I meant smash