THINKING OUT LOUD!

بواسطة Unprettier

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Life's a beach, or: thoughts of an author without enough imagination to write fiction. Published before the E... المزيد

Random Thoughts ni Unprettier
Good morning sa iyo.
Not all "smart" kids are smart, some are just good at kissing everyone's asses
Ikaw ay nabubuhay sa mundo hindi para maging masama kundi para magpakabuti
Bakit dugo ang sinisipsip ng mga lamok hindi ba pwedeng taba na lang
Tumawag ka sa McDo at itanong mo kung ano na ang presyo ng gasolina ngayon
Ba't masarap ang bawal tulad ng McDo cheeseburger na may 300 calories
Buti pa ang gasolina nagmamahal pero 'yung iba dyan hindi
Ang buhay parang leche flan minsan sweet minsan leche
"Pwede magtanong?" "Oo." "Sige salamat!"
I'm mad at you pero ang hot mo pa rin
Time Of Your Life (Welcome To The Motorcade)
Wala bang course na "sleeping" sa college kasi dun lang ako magaling
Tigilan mo ko wala akong barya naubos na sa Christmas shopping
Hindi nga kasi ako mataba makapal lang talaga ang mga buto ko
Going To Singapore: A Travel Journal Kuno
Wala lang
Time goes by too fast.
Dysfunctional
Unprettier 3:16 says "bugok ang author ng story na ito"
You Think You Know Me
Keep Calm and Shut The Hell Up
ang init dito
Going To Prom: Weh, 'Di Nga (another journal kuno)
Sa totoo lang walang meaning ang mga title ng mga chapter ng kwentong ito
HASHTAG MEDYO BADUY
Sige umalis ka na para mapag-usapan ka namin
Ang pagmamahal ay parang fried chicken masarap pero nagpapadami ng pimples
one bero plus one bero equals tubero
***SUPER SPECIAL EDITION*** Unprettier reviews...
Wala kang pera? Ba't 'di mo subukang ibenta 'yung mga kakilala mong plastic
Bakit ambait mo sa 'kin ngayon mangungutang ka ba
Pastillas de Leche ng Kalabaw
Ah di ikaw ang pinatamaan ko sa status ko pero onga no wala ka ring kwentang tao
hb hdbl
oo na
Nasa iyo na ang lahat pati ang puso ko tapos namatay ako
Ang almusal ay sigawan, ang hapunan ay sigawan, ang tulugan ay sigawan...
Under Pressure!!!
jbdfg
[MINI_UPDATE] We learn, we train, we... complain?
Oh My G, You're So G-R-R
Aanhin mo pa ang iyong kagandahan kung hinahabol ka na ng aso?
Ang love life ay parang iPhone. Wala ako nun.
hpfbtngrbgrlfrl
May exam kami bukas
La Cucaracha
And on the 8th day, God created Yakisoba...
Thank you for the inconvenience
Walang title dahil wala akong maisip
Para kang fishball kase hindi ka nagmamahal
coochie coochie coo
Hopia, Mani, Popcorn, Pirated na DVD
SMILE KA KONTI LANG
Queen for a Day
mass hysteria
bawal omehi dito maholi bog-bog (journal kuno walang maisulat edition)
Sana birthday candle ka na lang para habang pinapatay kita nagpapalakpakan sila
Citrus Green Tea at Skyflakes para sa mga pusong sawi
kalabaw na naka-bestida habang nakasakay sa bicycle
Wattpad Killed the Hardbound Star
technologic
walang tabs kapag walang abs
Huling Harurot
Ang pasko ay sumabit (year-ender* special)
Merikurisumasu
Polluted phrases are the kill of the season
Yo he estado aquí muchas veces antes y regreso
Y regreso aquí otra vez y comienzo
The floor's all yours, the house is full, you've made the slip now take the fall
Hindi lang fireworks ang puputok mamayang gabi *wink, wink*
Floorwax ka ba kasi I love you ESTE nadulas ako
The Girl Who Destroyed The World
Sadyang nakapagpapabagabag ba o sadyang nakakapagpabagabag? (the former)
broken glass scars (wala nanamang maisulat / outdated edition)
Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Babush babush kemerloo eklavush (graduate na si author edition)
Good Riddance!
Novacaine
Ending

LOLOLOL

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بواسطة Unprettier

03/07/13

I'm currently working on a Powerpoint presentation for our Elective Math class, and let me tell you, this stuff may seem easy to you, but wait until you come across perils such as not having a "square root" button on your computer and figuring out how to graph <*censored*> <*censored*> indecipherable equations from the interwebs such as "11x² + 44y² = 44". Seriously, where is the vertex in that thing?

And this presentation is due tomorrow.

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03/08/13

I sent the Powerpoint presentation to our teacher already.

While making this Powerpoint presentation, I learnt 2 things: 1.) Math is difficult and 2.) Ya better bring along a groupmate of yours if you need to do Powerpoint presentations because it is scientifically proven that trying to work on a Powerpoint presentation (which was actually a group project) alone will result in brain damage.

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It's March 9 today and there's like, 13 days (or 9 school days) left before school ends, and I'm keeping track of the number of teachers who said that they are HAPPY because they wouldn't see our section again by the time school's out. There's currently 4 of them - and I could NOT blame them since most of my classmates are really disrespectul towards my teachers. However, you know how the famous adage goes: "You'll only appreciate something when it's gone" - just like how I wouldn't get to talk with half of these people , my classmates, ever again... aww...

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Alright, enough of the relentless "woe is me" scenarios.

I love answering the "Skill Builders" textbook we have in school, and every time our teacher makes us answer a few pages there, I'll make sure that I'll answer the activity earlier than everyone else so that I could squeeze in a few more pages to answer.

It's a book used in our english class, and while answering the activities there, you might pick up a few new english words in the process.

I'm unsure if they sell it at bookstores, but if they do, pick up the Grade 9 version of the textbook. It's fun. Trust me.

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Habang may quiz kami sa Health...

Sir: Question number 1! The word "disease" originated from what french term?

Seatmate: Hala, hindi ko alam 'yan!

Unprettier: Uhh, ano... [pabulong] Dissus Issus.

Seatmate: ...seryoso?

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