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"Do you even know where YOU'RE going?" I questioned feeling annoyed about my situation getting dragged "Just shut up" zoro replied "Of course shut up, we're probably going down to the sea to meet you're moss friends" I sassed, My response irked the swordsman to go faster in annoyance
Hearing explosions coming from an direction is where the swords man ran faster but I couldn't give a damn and closed my eyes as if nothing ever happened.
I got on my feet, making the swordsman stop in his tracks unable to run, looking Infront of me seeing the duo, Miss Valentine and Mr. 5. "what are you doing" Zoro questioned not getting a single thing of what I was doing "Helping off your debt" I replied blankly regarding the offended expression the male had
Seeing that Mr. 5 was in a position to flick his exploding booger to the blue haired females face, I acted fast.
"Mistsplitter"
I ran fast, and charged my way to the snot who was ready to explode on the blue haired Females face.
"Nose fancy!.."
"Cannon!"
I got Infront of Blue haired female blocking the booger who was ready to explode and kill her. instead of blocking the attack with my blade I accidentally cut it in half making two explosions.
"Th- The street!" Miss Wednesday uttered at thee sight of the explosion "Who are they?" Mr. 5 questioned.
I gasped in disgust I shouted out My body shaking "I- I cut his booger!" I uttered "Zoro! did you see that!" I asked "Yeah yeah I did" Zoro replied blanky.
"Damn you! You never give up!" The blue haired got here unusual weapon spinning it in her pinky ready to attack me but I got the weapon away from her hands making it fly in the air, I put the tip of my blade near her neck.
"You really should thank people who saved you, We're just here to rescue you" I scolded with serious expression "Eh? Me?" She questioned confused at the sudden change of mind, instead of fighting her it suddenly changed to saving and helping.
"So you're the two people who cut down all the lowly employees in this town" Miss valentine commented "No shit, its as if they'd attack themselves" I mumbled rolling my eyes thinking the most logical reason "Why would you want to protect the princess of Alabasta?" Mr. 5 questioned.
"I got some circumstances of my own, you see..." Zoro replied trailing off " he got threatened if he didn't do it" I interrupted Side eyeing zoro, plainly looking at him, The moss got irked at this look "You!-"
"Well, No matter. You're our enemy one way or the other" Mr. 5 said "Since when was there two ways.." I mumbled facing zoro with a confused expression but he just shrugged "Oh of course you would get lost in those two ways" I mumbled not too loud for him to hear but to make him look at me "You're in our way" Mr. 5 continued "Same" I replied, Miss Valentine giggled while Mr. 5 was putting his finger in his nose, ready to get his booger out, as I and zoro got ready to strike.
"There you are!" A familiar voice shouted out, cutting the tension. We all looked where the voice came from, Miss valentine and Mr. 5 looked irked, while Me and Zoro had a light smirk "Zoro! Y/n!" The straw hat captain shouted out "Now what?!" Miss Wednesday complained irritated for another problem.
"Luffy! thanks but we don't nee your help, or does that wench got you in debt too?" Zoro asked, I snickered at the green haired male's question at the strawhat, Zoro Me but cared less waiting for an answer coming from the strawhat which is his captain, raising a brow waiting for answer, while the red vested male breathed in and out multiple times until he raised his voice
"I'm gonna make you pay for what you did! Lets fight!" Luffy shouted in anger, both of us were flabbergasted for a second, surprised at the response coming from him "What nonsense are you spewing out this time?!" Zoro replied shouting because of the distance between them
"Shut up! I'm gonna kick your ass for being such an ingrate!" Luffy replied telling him to fuck of- I mean telling him to save his reasons, The two of us looked at each other in disbelief but faced the straw hat again "I'm gonna kick your ass for being such an ingrate!" Luffy ranted
"Ingrate?!"
"That's right!"
"Everyone in town welcomed us and gave us lots of yummy food" Luffy said "He doesn't know" I whispered to the Moss, telling him "But both of you shot and cut down every last one of them!" luffy yelled "Both?!" I complained "Well yeah.." Zoro looked away from luffy
"You will pay for this!" Luffy declared "What a dull-headed person!" Miss Wednesday commented, as the big cute silly duck nodded it's head in agreement
"Internal strife, talk about lame" Mr. 5 commented " Let's get rid of everyone who interferes with our mission" Miss Valentine
Zoro sighed at his situation with his captain, While I silently laughed "Hold on, luffy, Listen to me. They were actually bounty-hun-" Zoro tried to explain but his words were cut off by his own captain "Don't make excuses!" Luffy interrupted walking his way to our direction with his balloted stomach
But Jumped his way onto zoro screaming "What?!" Zoro shocked at his captain's actions, While Luffy jumped almost jumped on zoro but just on top of him, I quickly got out of his sight avoiding getting in their fight If they are going to have one
Luffy punched on Zoro's head, but zoro way quick enough to move his head to the side, avoiding the hit "Are you trying to kill me?!" Zoro complained "Yeah! Die!" Luffy said, Zoro was irked by his captains words, while Luffy sent a kick to his way, Zoro dodged the kick, making it go to the boulder he was behind
"Dammit listen to me!" Zoro complained once again, But Luffy of course did not listen, He headbutted zoro, But zoro dodged, the attack hitting the boulder's once again, making the rocks of it shake
"That Idiot!" Zoro commented
Luffy attacked again and again non-stop, while I simply just watched beside the big silly duck looking at the two, but keeping an eye at Mr. 5 And Miss Valentine, In their fight, Luffy flew his way onto the duo Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine making them hit the house behind them "Hey! Look Luffy helped you out on your debt!" I smiled sweetly at Zoro, knowing fully what I mean, He looked at my way irked "Shut up!" He told, while I simply smiled giggling at his situation
We looked at where Luffy crashed at, expecting the strawhat to walk out of the house, But the expectation did not happen, Instead multiple Explosions Exploded on the house "I wasn't expecting that" I commented It smoked, Someone came out of the smoke from about and It was Miss Valentin "Now I'm really annoyed! Time to die at the hands of my Kilo-Kilo fruit power!" Instead with an annoyed expression she laughed with a grin "Get ready! As I ride this explosive blast, I weigh only 1 kilogram!" She continued "Damn how the hell do you only weigh 1 kilogram" I mumbled commenting "Mr. Bushido! You have to dodge! She-" Miss Wednesday tried to warn but was cut off by Zoro raising his voice
"Shut up!" Zoro shouted, Miss Wednesday was taken back "This isn't the time for that right now" Zoro added
"That was a good workout! Finally managed to digest all of that food" Luffy dragged an Mr. 5 coming out "He works out?!" My eyes popping out at his words "M- Mr. 5?! No way!" Miss Wednesday was in a state of disbelief "He took out a Baroque Works officer agent?!" Miss Wednesday gushed
"Calm down and Hear me out"
"Here I come! I can change to 10,000 kg!"
"Everyone In the town was a bounty hunter, our enemy, In other words." Zoro explained
"So much is going on" I mumbled
"Hey don't ignore me!" Miss Valentine from above screeched
"They things he'd do for food.." I mumbled ashamed having an Idiotic captain "Liar! Enemies wouldn't give us food to eat!" Luffy objected "Take this 10,000 kilo press!" Miss Valentine from above said, she fell down changing her weight, before she could hit or press on zoro with her heavy weight zoro moved his body a little to the left avoiding the attack that could sink him down to the cement
"Looks like trying to talk sense to you is pointless" Zoro sighed pulling on his bandana tying it on his head, both were ready to fight "You dumb dimwit!" Zoro insulted "In that case, I'm gonna fight to kill, too! Don't regret it when you die!" Zoro continued
"Sounds great to me!" Luffy agreed
"Hold on, what's going on?" Miss Wednesday asked "Well you see that strawhat guy over there" I pointed, she looked at the direction where I pointed "Yeah?" she replied "That's the captain of the Green guy, and also My captain" I informed, she looked at me with a somewhat weird but confused expression but nodded her head for signaling me to go on
"The strawhat didn't know what happened but since he was such an idiot and fell for a trap that's what caused this, He's only doing it for the food.." I trailed off visible purple lines signaling disappointed with the mindset of my own captain
The Blue haired could only look away feeling bad, But I spoke up "Hey, forget about them, where'd you get this bird" I asked touching it's feathers "Hmm,.. There's birds like these from where I'm from" she replied
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Yeah problems just keeps on coming and it never ends.