"I could have been in this team."
"But you're not."
"Yeah but I could have."
"Yeah but you're not."
( - Darling and the Vocal Team members during an argument while playing Mafia).
WOOZI
♡ Representative SVT song; BRING IT
♡ Darling about Woozi; "I'm taller than him thus better."
♡ Woozi about Darling; "I like her so much more when she's quiet."
♡ Name on Darling's phone; woozipoop 🤭💩
♡ Name on Woozi's phone; Darl+ing
♡ Wooling
➳ Camping in Universe factory (literally, bringing a portable fire to cook marshmallows)
➳ Darling's favourite hobby is annoying Woozi about being small and stocking his studio fridge with cartons of milk.
➳ Woozi being Darling's personal trainer and dragging her to the Hybe gyms. "You can become buff too." "SHUT UP YOU HEALTH FREAK."
➳ The 2000s to early 2010s anime masters of the team. Makes references as inside jokes.
➳ Darling the no.1 Ruby stan. Whenever she sees anything red: "FUCK. WOOZIPOOPS THIS IS RED TOO."
JEONGHAN
♡ Representative SVT song; Pretty U
♡ Darling about Jeonghan; "God?"
♡ Jeonghan about Darling; "I'll buy all the YSL bags she wants."
♡ Name on Darling's phone; jeonghan-sama
♡ Name on Jeonghan's phone; linglingie
♡ Darlhan
➳ Ultimate introvert Jeonghan intimidated by ultimate extrovert Darling and using honorifics (Darling sunbae and formal speech) during trainee days.
➳ Is polar opposites (ISFJ and ENTP) in every possible way but somehow gets along really well.
➳ The time Jeonghan put Darling in shopping trolley and rolled her around to stop her from getting into trouble.
➳ Darling saying questionable things and Jeonghan getting flustered. "I'm getting married." "To who?" "It's you sign the papers." "?????"
➳ Darling's personal favourite voice in Seventeen. Makes him sing the Sailor Moon theme in Japanese as a lullaby (teaches Japanese to him in return).
JOSHUA
♡ Representative SVT song; Home
♡ Darling about Joshua; "Dad?"
♡ Joshua about Darling; "Son?"
♡ Name on Darling's phone; holy father of me (amen)
♡ Name on Joshua's phone; aegi
♡ Shuling
➳ "I love my dads" but it's just Joshua and Scoups.
➳ Accidentally joining a church band during trainee days after Joshua took her to church to cleanse her angry soul.
➳ Joshua exorcising Darling as a hobby. "IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, SON -" "YOU MEAN US?"
➳ Calling Darling his maknae son even though she's neither the maknae nor a son. Babies her to an extent but treats her like how everyone treats Dino.
➳ When Joshua first joined Pledis, he thought Darling couldn't speak Korean well and took care of her. She was very fluent but played along because she liked the extra attention.
DOKYEOM
♡ Representative SVT song; Fighting (BSS)
♡ Darling about Dokyeom; "Ultimate babygirl material."
♡ Dokyeom about Darling; "My favourite and forever school buddy."
♡ Name on Darling's phone; babygirl
♡ Name on Dokyeom's phone; darlingie
♡ Darlkyeom
➳ Dokyeom's 'h-hi everyone... erm im r-really um.. shy.. there's so many people... 🥺🍼🌷✨' to Darling's '𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚'.
➳ Forever SOPA schoolmates. Sat next together in the same class for the whole 3 years and won't shut up about it.
➳ Darling feels some sort of telepathic connection whenever Dokyeom's not feeling well. "Something's wrong I can feel it." and it's Dokyeom who fell over in the dorms downstairs.
➳ Can recite and act out the entirety of 'Boys Over Flowers' together.
➳ Darling getting buff after being dragged along to Woozi's gym trips and bridal carrying Dokyeom during the endless Aju Nice encore.
SEUNGKWAN
♡ Representative SVT song; Just do it (BSS)
♡ Darling about Seungkwan; "Bitch thinks he's better than me at everything."
♡ Seungkwan about Darling; "I'm better at her at everything."
♡ Name on Darling's phone; baby gyul
♡ Name on Seungkwan's phone; Kpop VICE professor
♡ Seungling
➳ Having 3 hour vlives together explaining the entire history of Kpop, but has starkly contrasting opinions and always ends up arguing maliciously.
➳ Coming up with malicious comments to each other as a game.
➳ Does not call Darling 'noona' after he won a drinking game. If he won, he could drop all honorifics, is she won, he had to use full honorifics.
➳ 'Seungkwan and Darling attacking each other for 17 minutes' videos everywhere.
➳ Only nice to each other when they get drunk, where they cry together while hugging and telling each other that they actually love each other.