•·.·Espresso's POV·.·•
When I walked back to Purple Yam, I told him everything
"Huh.. So there's a small chance he may actually try something" He muttered
"Yeah. I just hope he doesn't though. Just some extra thing to deal with. I already have to make sure the cookies of darkness don't form again"
"Again?"
"Yeah? Remember when I killed Dark Enchantress because her actions started disrupting everything?"
"Oh yeah"
"Anyways, I should probably go observe the kingdom. I'll see you later"
"Alright"
•·.·Madeleine's POV·.·•
I was doing patrols when I noticed Espresso coming towards me
"We need to talk. In uh.. private" They said
"Oh, alright" I said (i swear i cant think of anything other than 'alright')
I followed them to a more private area, then they began speaking
"So, you know that cookie causing a commotion in the middle of the kingdom?" They asked
"Yeah, what about him?" I replied
"The Divine-"
"YOU TALKED TO THE DIVINE?????"
"..Did I not tell you A WHILE AGO that the gods and The Divine all live in a secret space, therefore WE CAN TALK TO THE DIVINE WHENEVER AND THE DIVINE CAN MEET WITH US WHENEVER??"
"Oh, right"
"I swear, do not interrupt me again... ANYWAYS, The Divine told me that there is a possibility that the cookie could have bad intentions that can possibly disturb the natural balance. All I ask is that you tell me if you spot anything. I may be here to observe the kingdom, but I can't stay here forever. I'm also not omnipresent"
"Alright! I can do that!"
"Good. Cause it's kind of sort of my job to make sure everything's balanced"
"Is it fun?"
"Yes and no. Some cookies are absolute idiots. For example, Dark Enchantress. She told me my idea of balance was incorrect. How the fuck are you going to tell THE GOD OF BALANCE that their idea is incorrect"
"Oh damn.."
"Yeah. But, sometimes it can be satisfying"
Then Espresso cleared their throat
"Anyways, I should get going. I need to observe this kingdom" They said
"Ok" I replied
Then they left
•·.·Espresso's POV·.·•
As I was observing the kingdom, I saw Black Tea again
'Him again. What does he want'
Just as I expected, he started commotion again
'Tsk, cookies..'
Then I realized that I was invisible, so I could do anything I wanted
'Oh! Idea!'
I flew over to Black Tea and tripped him
Other cookies started laughing
"WHO DID THAT" Black Tea shouted while getting up
I tried so hard not to laugh since I could still be heard
"WHOEVER YOU ARE, YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL" Black Tea exclaimed
'Oh shiver me timbers. I'm so scared of you'
•·.·A couple hours later, Purple Yam's POV·.·•
When Espresso came back, they sighed
"Black Tea started another commotion" They said
Then they chuckled
"But, he could never do anything to anyone or the gods" They continued
I laughed
"Hah, yeah. He's probably too chicken. He'd definitely shit himself if he saw a god in their true form" I smirked
"I'd do anything to see that" Espresso smiled
"Same. Anyways, let's go. You probably saw a lot of bullshit"
"Your right, I did"
•·.·Madeleine's POV·.·•
When my patrol was over, I went back home
I put my armor on its stand, and my sword next to it
Then I let out a long sigh
"Hard time at work?" I heard Dark Choco ask
"Yeah" I muttered while turning to him
"What's on your mind, dear?"
"Black Tea is pissing me off. He's just so annoying"
"The guy causing the commotions, right?"
"Mhm"
"He seems annoying. Jeez what even happened with him? I fight with a god a lot, and even I don't want to kill all of them"
"You really should stop trying to pick fights with a god though.."
"I know, I know. But it's so fun to challenge a powerful being for some reason"
"Don't get yourself killed"
"I won't. Don't worry, Mads"
"Alright, good. Now let's go chill. I'm tired out"
•·.·Black Tea's POV·.·•
When I got everything ready, I smiled
"Let's see those idiots doubt me now" I muttered
I put on my enhancements, then I grabbed the needle I needed
Then I walked to the forest
I heard voices, so I quickly hid
"Poor Red. We made him so flustered" One voice chuckled
"He'll get his revenge" Another voice giggled
Then I saw some light
When I peaked from my hiding spot, it seemed like the slab was glowing. However, it lost it's glow almost immediately
'Is that really where the gods come and go? Interesting. Luckily, I know how to do this'
I went to the slab, stood on it, and did a spell
Next thing I knew, my entire environment changed
I quickly went invisible
'Now where is this... divine's temple'
'I guess I should walk around this place so I can figure out where it is'
•·.·The Divine's POV·.·•
I was sitting on my throne when I got a gut feeling again
'Or for.. me's.. sake, what is up with these gut feelings. I've been getting them all day'
I groaned, then I heard a voice from behind me
"Your life is so hard, huh?" The voice mocked
I stood up and turned, then realized Black Tea was there
"What the fuck are you doing?" I asked while getting ready to attack
"And how did you get up here??" I continued
"That slab. And these enhancements helped me" Black Tea said in a monotone voice
"The hell do those enhancements have to do with anything?"
"Would you like to see?"
"No I want you to leave. Now. Before I turn you into mere crumbs"
"That won't be needed. You'll be answering to me now"
"No I will n-"
Before I could finish, I got stabbed with a needle
The last thing I saw before I blacked out was Black Tea smiling
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