WE HATE TATE
Gavi
Tate can you come get me
Tate
What? From where?
Gavi
Camp
Tate
Uh, you have practice
Pedri
He hurt his ankle and Xavi told him to go home after he did his check up
Pablo
I wanna go home
Alejandro
Come get me too
Tate
G, I'm heading over now, give me 7
Jude
That's a disgustingly specific number
Tate
That's how long it takes, asshole
Jude
Takes me 5 😽
Pedri
Called speeding
Pablo
It's true, he does speed
Ansu
It takes me 10 what
Gavi
Called reverse speeding actually
Alejandro
Tell me you can't drive without telling me
Gavi
I have myself a tate, it's even better😎
Pablo
I don't know why our groupchat name is we hate Tate, none of us do
Pedri
We made it years ago. It must stay
Ansu
It rhymes, we love rhyming
Jude
I rhyme all the time
Tate
G I'm outside
Gavi
Okay coming
Tate
You know what else rhymes?
Alejandro
What
Tate changed the group name:
JUDE IS RUDE
Jude
I'm getting patronized
Pablo
That's good, I like that one
Alejandro
I hate that I said patronized yesterday because now everyone is using it. I'm too intellectual
Tate
Ale you're just built genius
G hurry up
Gavi
I'm hopping down the hallway leave me alone
Tate
Wait I understand why G is on his phone since he's going home, but why are you all on your phones?
Jude
Stretching and rolling right now baby
Ansu
Ew why did you say baby
Jude
Just a word you know
Tate
A gross one 🦖
Pedri
You call Gavi G, can I have a nickname
Tate
Penis
Jude
Oh?
Alejandro
I have Ale🙂
Pablo
Can I have one
Tate
Toilet paper
Ansu
Creative I think
Gavi
Penis can you grab my water bottle when you leave? I left it by my boots
Pedri
What did you just call me
Jude
He called you penis because Tate called you it
Pedri
Fuck you all
Tate
🫶🏻
Love you more buddy
Pedri changed the group name:
WE HATE TATE
Jude
Back to normal🤣
Ansu
Tate if it means anything I don't hate you😚
Tate
Thank you for not patronizing me🫶🏻
Alejandro
I hate that word now
Gavi
No you don't, don't lie to yourself
Tate
G and I are leaving now, what do you guys want for dinner?
Jude
Grilled chicken!
Alejandro
With rice and beans😩
Ansu
Can you also have the yummy smoothies done by the time we get home as well perhaps?
Tate
Of course of course
Pedri
Highlight of my day is those gosh dang smoothies
Pablo
Waiting for the day she reveals what she puts in them
Gavi
She's driving right now, but she just said her spit is the secret ingredient
Jude
Yeah she would say that
Ansu
I bet there's eggs
Pedri
I love salmonella
Alejandro
Protein
Jude
Protein so she can become a muscle mommy
Gavi
Fuck you - That's what Tate just said
Jude
Fuck Tatum Marínela Cruz as well
Pablo
Dropping full names now oh shit
Pedri
Honestly if we think about it
Fuck Pablo Martín Páez Gavira as well for hurting his ankle and leaving us
Gavi
I hate you
Tate
ustedes dos solo deben besarse
Gavi
😘😘
Pedri
😘🥰
Alejandro
Bye Tatum, we have to practice again
Jude
See you later baby
Tate
Still gross Jude 🦖🤮
Pedri
L o l