Winona Ryder as Sadie Normandy
"People I care about leave me and never come back, so why the fuck should I believe in this almighty god in the fucking sky."
"Listen to me Kirk. Fuck em, you keep liking what you like, and tell em to go to hell."
"You say you like her yet you treat her like shit. Get a grip or you might as well just kiss her ass goodbye dude."
Kirk Hammett as himself
"Give me one reason why I shouldn't kick your ass right now."
"FINE DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY IT FUCKING ASSHOLE, I'M IN LOVE WITH HER OKAY!"
James Hetfield as himself
"I don't believe in fate or anything but Sadie Motherfucking Normandy.. I think fate brought us together"
"I don't know what crawled up his ass lately but he needs to fix it."
Cliff Burton as himself
"At lease I don't get hard from her looking at me like korky over here."
Lars Ulrich as himself
"Holy shit! Kirk over here is hard, well would you look at that HA!"
"You seriously need to get laid Kirk."
And Alicia Silverstone as Diana Morgan
"Look.. Lars.. If you keep acting like an ass you can fuck off."