Pedro Pascal just finished shooting for the Last of us and BOY was he TIRED. He went home to see his house wife, Markiplier, cooking with sex toys. But WAIT. HE ONLY HAD A APRON ON!!!
"Markimoo, you're being naughty.."
*Mark turns around and blushes* "But PP, I was just feeling so lonely without you..."
*He turns off the stove*
"Well, if you missed me that much Markipoo, how about you let me blow off some steam from the shoot..."
But Pedro Pascal was conflicted. He knew Markiplier was drop dead gorgeous and a hunk of a man, but he couldn't let down his wife, Ari, who was at home making him a nice sandwich.
"I...I can't do this, Mark. I have Ari, you have Amy. We just...we can't."
Mark sighed and frowned. "You're right. It was silly of me to think this could work."
He took off his apron, forgetting he was naked, and then PP got aroused and they fucked.
Afterwards, they were conflicted.
"PP, you know I love you, but...I don't know if I can keep doing this to Amy."
Pedro Pascal grew frustrated. "This was your idea, Mark Iplier. I can't keep trying to figure out how to handle you when you're so hot and cold all the time!"
"Stop yelling at me, I don't like it when you yell!" Markiplier shouted, slamming his fist into the wall.
PP apologized and sighed. "I just...I don't know what to do. Let's just have angry sex and think of a solution later."
And so, that's exactly what they did. PP
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*Markiplier calls Ari*
"He-hey Ari, this is Markiplier. I'm sleeping with your husband."
"WAIT MARKIPLIER? WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME? YOU'RE SO DADDY."
Pedro looks at the phone, and is happy she isn't mad at him. Pedro calls Amy, and then she has the same reaction. Who knew that the women dating the two hottest men on tiktok would be so okay with this. Ari and Amy come to Mark and PP's location, and then Amy and Ari eat the sandwiches that the other had prepared happily.
They all become a happy family, and then.. wait... MARKIPLIER IS PREGANANANT? He shows everyone the pregananancy test, and everyone is supportive, except AMY.
"GET AM ABORTION MOO MOO, OR WE'RE DONE."
*Markipeepoo cries*
"He doesn't need a misogynist in his life, he has us, Amy."
FIN.