stephen: hahaha im cheating on my wife like the fag (dw im gay please dont cancel me) i am but who is that hotty over there he looks like me but not?? (he walks over to the strange man) um excuse sir i was wondering if i could to talk you
strange man:well of course you know we look alot alike hmmm whatever anyways wann drink??
stephen:well of course
strange man: dont worry its on me
stephen:really??!??! well thank you mister
strange man:mhm (he begins to leave the gay bar)
stephen:wait i dont think i caught your name
strange man: i didnt throw it (has he walks off but turns around) im clay,clay puppington(he then leaves)
stephen: oh clay😍😍😍😍😍 hes so ughhh cute but i guess i better get home before butters does anything and before linda wakes up
(to be continued)