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By lampterracoon

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it's just Tommy centered quote that's all i do hope you enjoy it tho this is my first book i mean you can't... More

part 1
part 2
part 3
deoinnit purpledinnit
part 5
part 6
part 7
part 8
part 9
part 10
deo and tommy
crimebois (wil and Tommy)
bedrockbros (tecno and tommy) tecnoblade never dies
angle duo
sbi
bench trio
the three brothers
alluimduo
sbi
part 11
part 12
part 13
part 14
part 15
part 16
part 17
deoinnit
disc duo
sbi
business bay
disc duo
deoinnit
golden duo
sbi
part 26
part 27
part 28
part 29
disc duo
disc duo
crimebois
bedrockbros
techno,Tommy and wilbur
bedrockbros
part-idk which parts this is

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By lampterracoon

Tommy: Can you keep a secret?
Dream: Do you know anything about my life?
Tommy: No I do not.Good point.

"________________________

Tommy: you killed me with an potato.....
Dream: yea,and? It was not tha-
Tommy: how killable was I?
Dream: excuse me?
Tommy: did i stutter?
Dream:....o-oh u-umm I'll say pretty killable
Tommy: oh man! Really? I thought I'd say least last my own!
Dream: well you didn't,it was not even hard
Tommy: hmm,okay let's do this again but after i go and try to be less killable
Dream; okay! Byee send me letters once in a while please!
Tommy; i will!

_________&__&&___&&&&&&&&&&

Dream : Watcha got there..?
Tommy: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.

________--$+$+38$8!$!$)299#(_?'

Tommy: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Dream : Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Tommy: Yeah, they're all birds.

+$($8$9$!_;8'9_(_+$-&#-(#)#)#)#)#)

Tommy: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Dream : Neither.
Dream : Because it's twelve.

$$&-&______(_($9$9#)$!"("9$9$)?$

Tommy: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Dream : Spiders?
Tommy: Spiders it is then.
Dream : No, that wasn't-
* But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*

_____+_($)_($;;#(#8#9#0#)#!#;#!#!#

Tommy: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.
Dream : Thank god.

__&_____&&#&#6#67#72+2+2(#($($(___

Dream : Any idiot would know that.
Tommy: I knew that!
Dream : See?

_______+_+_8$93(3!#?#)$)_(_(_(('('!_!_?_

Eyyyyyyyy how was it? Hope it was good thinking of delivering one more in a few min though don't know

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