Unpredictable๐Ÿ–ค

By -ISAIDWTFISAIDHO

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"The same thing that makes ya laugh, will make you cry" More

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By -ISAIDWTFISAIDHO

Esani Kai Richard

Today is my first day working as Bottle Girl my best friend Mo hooked me up with this job. Im lokey nervous because these Charleston bitches are ghetto as fuck. As I was getting ready my favorite ex face-timed me.

"Heyyyy Bookieeee" I said

"Bruh stop calling me dat gay ass shit" he said

"what you want nigga, always being rude" I said rolling my eyes

"Aye I need you to do me a favor"

"whattt ughhh" i said irritated

"you tryna have my kids, im kinda having babyfever" he said laughing

"tf, yeah nigga bye" i said hanging up

2 hours later

Right now I was getting ready to leave to work at this new club called Diamonds and Ghetto ho's. Yeah real ghetto i know lmao, I was suppose to be meeting my best friend an hour ago but you know black people never on time.

I just got out the shower about 30 minutes ago, I put my favorite vanilla lotion on and My favorite Vanilla Spray. I packed my bag with all the necessities and clothing I needed for tonight. I am really nervous about tonight. I already did my audition and the boss of the club loved me.

As I was driving up to the club in my Honda, I saw Nariyah's ugly ass kia. I parked by her and she hopped out the car twerking.

"GET IT BITCHHH, FUCK IT UPPP" I hyped her up while sticking my tongue out

"HEY BITCHHHHHHHH" she yelled

"Hiii Bookie I misted youuuu" i said hugging her

"girl tell me why my ex came to my house last night saying he misses his family" she said

"girl what fawking family"

"EXACTLY, the nigga is delusional asf"

"girl you ready for tonight, im nervous asf"

"same, but i know we gon' kill it and eat the girls up"

"PERIOD, let's go inside and start getting ready," I said

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