Inspired by South Park
Trashmouth: kys
BillGates: what 😭
Trashmouth: I have a fucking math test
The most unhinged: ok suffer bitch
Trashmouth: FUCK OFF
Draco Malfoy rip off: What yr are you in again?
Paranoid: yr9
Goyle rip off: class?
The only sane one: Mr Warren
Switchblade: can't help you there
Haystack: Yeah he's a cunt
The one girl: FR OMG
BillGates: I wonder where Stan is?
The most unhinged: maybe he caught a disease and died, that'd be so awesome
Switchblade: Hurray 😍
The only sane one: the 😍 emoji? 😭😭
Bathtub: YOU GUYS YOU GUYS I HAVE AWESOME NEWS!
The most unhinged: you have aids?
Draco Malfoy rip off: Patrick su 😭
Bathtub: No.. 😰 ANYWAY THIS SATURDAY SINCE MY PARENTS ARE GOING OUT FOR DATE NIGHT, MY MUM BOOKED US TO GO TO CASA BONITA!
The only girl: OMG STAN!!!
BillGates: WHOOPY
Haystack: IDK WHAT THAT IS BUT YAY!
Goyle rip off: DUDE HAVENT YOU EVER BEEN THERE?!
Draco Malfoy rip off: IT'S A BIG MEXICAN RESTAURANT BUT THEY HAVE LIKE CLIFF JUMPERS AND BLACK BARTS CAVE AND ALL KINDS OF STUFF!
Trashmouth: It's like the Disneyland of Mexican restaurants!!! STAN OMDS 😍😍
Switchblade: THIS SATURDAY AWESOME
The most unhinged: FR
Bathtub: who said I'm inviting you four 😒
Draco Malfoy rip off: u said "my mum booked us to go to casa Bonita"
Bathtub: Yes us as in the losers who are my friends. You guys aren't my friend
Goyle rip off: all the things you said running through my head ⛓🖤😔
Switchblade: Come on Stan who else you gonna take beside those fucking beanbogs?
Bathtub: I'm gonna take Betty Ripsom, she invited me to hang out w her last month so I owe her one!
BillGates: that's because she has the hots for you but ok
Paranoid: jealous are you Bill?
BillGates: Fuck off, wheezy!
The most unhinged: BETTY? You're gonna take that butthole why?!
Bathtub: Because Betty isn't a total dick to me!
Paranoid: ☕️
The only girl: Eddie shoosh
Trashmouth: I'll murder you
Haystack: 😡
Trashmouth: 😱
The most unhinged: I HAVE NEVER BEEN A DICK TO YOU
Bathtub: oh please! All you ever do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish!
BillGates: yeah I've witnessed it
The most unhinged: Stan, when have I ever ripped on you for being a Jew 😒
The only sane one: when do you not rip on him for being a Jew?
Switchblade: WHAT NO WE DONT 🙄
Goyle rip off: y'all are so sensitive
Paranoid: shut up you cried bc we laid a finger on ur car
Goyle rip off: it's an expensive car!
The most unhinged: ok except maybe for that ONE time
Bathtub: you've always been a dick to me, hockstetter and I'm not inviting any of you 4
Draco Malfoy rip off: Stan you don't understand! Casa Bonita is my most favourite place in the whole world!
Goyle rip off: I'll just die if you don't take us 😭
Switchblade: PLEASE
Bathtub: sorry my mind's made up
The most unhinged: WELL FUCK YOU, STAN!I DONT WANNA GO TO YOUR FAGGOT BIRTHDAY PARTY ANYWAY! I'D RATHER HANG OUT WITH HENRY THEN HAVE TO BE AROUND YOU AND UR JEW MUM FOR A DAY! KISS MY BALLS ASSHOLE!
Paranoid: boy went full out bc of Casa Bonita
BillGates: @Bathtub - we have a private gc just us 7 for a reason 😭
Bathtub: Ik I just wanted to get them riled up
Draco Malfoy rip off: fuck off you wanker