ATITTIES
yunho
YALL WENT TO THE BABY
DOCTOR THIS MORNING
RIGHT
mingi
we did
me
why do you ask
seonghwa
I TOLD YOU IF THEY
KNEW THEY WOULD
TELL US THEMSELVES
DO NOT ASK
hongjoong
he's right
yeosang
BUT I WANNA KNOW
jongho
I NEED TO KNOW
san
this is literally so important
yunho
PLEASE HYUNG
mingi
hold up what're you talking
about
wooyoung
DO YOU OR DO YOU
NOT KNOW THE GENDER
YET
seonghwa
WHAT DID I JUST SAY
hongjoong
i hate all of you i hope
you know that
me
lmao
me
that's all?
me
that's your big question
that you're not allowed to
ask
seonghwa
THEYRE INVADING YOUR
PRIVACY
me
THEYRE JUST ASKING
IF WE KNOW NOT WHAT
THE GENDER IS
san
actually we kinda thought
that was implied why else
would we want to know if
you know
san
we too would like to know
yunho
LISTEN AM I GOING TO
BE AN UNCLE OR AN
AUNT THIS IS SO
IMPORTANT TO ME
me
THAT DOESNT CHANGE
WITH THE BABY'S GENDER
IT CHANGES WITH YOURS
yunho
IM SO STRESSED OUT I
DONT GIVE A SHIT
me
YOURE STRESSED OUT
IVE GOT SIX GROWN ASS
MEN CALLING MY BF
OVER AND OVER NEEDING
TO KNOW THE GENDER
OF MY BABY
yunho
IM SORRY JUST TELL ME
AND ILL STOP
me
we know
wooyoung
*gasp*
jongho
shitting my pants right now
seonghwa
omg is it a girl i need it
to be a girl because i
bought a dress already
because it was perfect
and i need your baby to
wear it
yeosang
if it's a boy you can just
put the dress on him and
pretend it's a baby it's not
like it's gonna give a shit
what it's wearing it poops
and pees on itself it can't
consume solid food it plus
gets it's food from a boob
how's it gonna care wtf it's
wearing
me
oh now i wanna put him
in a dress and play pretend
san
ITS A BOY???
wooyoung
OMG ITS A BOY
me
did i say that?
mingi
this is so funny why're
you more stressed than
we are
seonghwa
SO IT IS A GIRL
mingi
i wish
hongjoong
so it's a boy
me
UGH I WISH
san
WHICH IS IT YOU
MONGRELS IS IT A
BOY OR A GIRL
jongho
THERES ONLY TWO
POSSIBILITIES JUST
ANSWER THE DAMN
QUESTION
me
wait what are the bets again
seonghwa
girl
yunho
girl
mingi
girl
wooyoung
girl
jongho
boy
hongjoong
boy
san
boy
yeosang
twins one of each
me
and i say boy
mingi
how much are we all
betting
yunho
fifty
yeosang
fifty sounds fair
me
well we can tell you now
mingi
at least one of you is right
yunho
OH MY FUCKING GOD
san
AHAHAHAHA YUNHO IS
SCREAMING
san
BUT OMG JUST TELL
US
seonghwa
omg i hate you both so
fucking much
wooyoung
IM GOING TO COMBUST
PLEASE
yeosang
I NEED TO KNOW IS IT
ME
yeosang
BECAUSE I NEED TO
KNOW IF IM WINNING ALL
OF YOUR MONEY OR
NOT
me
at least one person is
getting money but i won't
tell you who
wooyoung
ITS TWINS RIGHT
YEOSANG IS RIGHT
me
i don't know
san
NO IM RIGHT I HAVE A
FIFTH SENSE
me
i don't know
me
also i think you mean
sixth sense
wooyoung
SO ITS A GIRL ITS GOTTA
BE A GIRL
me
i don't know
yunho
you'd better sleep with
BOTH EYES OPEN
COZ I WILL KILL YOU
me
okay buddy
mingi
i think he may actually
kill you we should run away
and hide
yunho
NO
seonghwa
wait so you two know
the gender of the baby
me
yes
mingi
we're not going to tell you
though
mingi
we've decided not to tell
you lot until the baby is
born
wooyoung
WHY THO
me
because
me
it's fun
me
for us
san
HOW IS CAUSING STRESS
AND ANGER FUN
me
because it's funny
me
why're you even so stressed
it's not your baby
yunho
i mean it's all of our baby
but sure
me
no it's mine and it's mingi's
baby
me
you are part of its family
but you're extended
family not immediate so
you're less important
yeosang
WE ARE ALL VERY
IMPORTANT
me
well duh i'm just saying
me
besides we don't have to
tell you if we don't want
to
jongho
who doesn't want to tell
mingi
what do you mean
jongho
which one of you doesn't
want to tell
jongho
coz i'm like 100% it's not
the both of you one of you
is desperate to say
wooyoung
it's mingi
yeosang
100%
san
oh for sure
me
it's me
me
i desperately want to
tell you but mingi doesn't
so we're not
wooyoung
i'll figure it out sooner or
later i always do
mingi
what are you figuring out
baby's genders on a daily
basis out of the blue
wooyoung
no
wooyoung
i'll just know
wooyoung
trust me
yeosang
nothing you do or say
will ever make me trust
you
wooyoung
FUCK YOU I CANT
BELIEVE I LEFT MY
YEONJUNNIE BEHIND
FOR THIS BULLSHIT
me
i can i hate that guy
jongho
you keep talking about
him like you actually know
him
yeosang
yeah do you know him
me
yeah we were good friends
back in the day but i always
had a small disliking for him
coz he was always better
than me at everything and it
really pissed me off
mingi
who else do you know
on a personal level
because the other day
you were telling me you
were friends with jisung
and chenle from nct
me
yeah
me
also all of aespa
me
couple of txt members
me
you meet a lot of people
when you're moving
companies all the time
me
OH AND RYUJIN AND I
SAY THIS IN CAPS
BECAUSE SHES HOT
AND I TOLD HER AND
SHE SAID I WAS HOT
TOO
me
so yeah
yunho
i thought you had no
friends
me
no friends that i can
just call up one morning
and be like wanna hang
out and they're doing
nothing so they're like yeah
me
they're all idols they can't
just be like "let me not do
my job and instead hang
out with you coz you're a
loser with no friends"
mingi
you're not a loser
me
oh i know
wooyoung
can we talk about
something more important
like WHY TF YOURE
NOT TELLING ME YOUR
BEST FRIEND THE
GENDER OF YOUR BABY
me
because i don't wanna
me
don't ask me again or
you won't be allowed to
meet her
wooyoung
ITS A GIRL I FIGURED IT
OUT HAHA
san
no you didn't she just
told us
san
BUT OMG ITS A GIRL
mingi
YUNA
me
JK YALL ITS NOT A GIRL
ITS A BOY
mingi
YUNA
me
jk y'all i don't know
seonghwa
NO ITS A GIRL YOU
JUST SAID HER SO ITS
A GIRL
yunho
OMG IM GOING TO BE
AN AUNTY
me
HOW MANY FUCKING
TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL
YOU
yunho
SORRY IM TOO EXCITED
san
I WANT TO TELL EVERYONE
BUT I CANT
me
true how tf are y'all gonna
hide this
mingi
it'll be easy
wooyoung
you do realise no one
knows anything about
you other than your
yunho's little sister
me
THATS GONNA GO DOWN
REAL WELL WHEN WE
GET MARRIED LMAO
yunho
why
me
uhh because you'll tell
atiny won't you mingi
me
you'd tell them if you were
getting married
mingi
probably
me
OMG I CANT WAIT TO
GET MARRIED
mingi
then don't lets go get
married
me
nah bro i'm gonna need
a proper proposal and
months to prepare and a
real big wedding
me
i want a big princess dress
and i will have a big princess
dress understood
mingi
yes ma'am
yunho
OMG YALL ARE GETTING
MARRIED I CANT
jongho
WAIT IS IT A BOY OR A
GIRL
me
that's it none of you
are meeting him
mingi
lmao dumbass
mingi
YOU CANT HURT ME I HAVE
A WIFE AND CHILD
seonghwa
NICE ONE JONGHO
san
GOOD GOING JONGHO
YOUVE RUINED IT FOR
EVERYONE
hongjoong
you're out jongho gtfo
wooyoung
#JONGHOISOVERPARTY
yunho
I CAN RIGHT COZ IM HIS
UNCLE I NEED TO MEET
HIM
yeosang
so we're ignoring the fact
she just said him
yeosang
it's fine i'm fine i'm not
losing my actual balls
i'm perfectly okay