Aizawa's 19 Adopted Kids + Shinso
Aoyama: fbi
Ashido: acid cum
Asui: keroppi
Bakugou: team rocket blast off
Hagakure: john cena
Iida: fast as fck
Jirou: emo
Kaminari: pika on cocaine
Kirishima: hard 24/7
Kouda: sweetness
Midoriya: small might
Ojiro: japanese karate kid
Sato: sugar crash
Sero: that's a lot of damage
Shinso: i fcked your mind lol
Shoji: octo punch man
Todoroki: katy perry
Tokoyami: the little birdie
Uraraka: fck issac newton
Yaomomo: mother
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< The tea has stained the carpet >
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fck issac newton: @the little birdie @octo punch man EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
the little birdie: I plead the fifth
keroppi: Objection - wrong country
mother: Sustained
mother: And what's going on
octo punch man: I don't owe you guys shit
acid cum: YES YOU DO I'M LITERALLY MOTHER
octo punch man: Oh yeah? I'm father
hard 24/7: I thought Yaomomo was mother?
fbi: We have a parental council. That's for another episode
hard 24/7:...Your pardon, I beg?
fck issac newton: @acid cum @fast as fck @emo @sweetness @sugar crash @mother PERMISSION TO FORCE TOKOYAMI AND SHOJI TO EXPLAIN THEMSELVES
sweetness: Usually I'd say respect their boundaries but Shoji's been awful stingy with his hair care routine so I'll allow it
keroppi: KODA'S APPROVAL OUTRANKS YOU SQUID GAME
emo: ok he can tell us but squid game is disrespectful af
john cena: what in all might's ass crack is going on
the little birdie: Okay, at least wait for everyone to be online
john cena: EVERYONE'S ONLINE HOT TOPIC BIG BIRD LET'S GO
pika on cocaine: literally every form of respect has been thrown out the window
the little birdie: For context purposes, Uraraka and Tsuyu did see Shoji and myself at the mall together and are quite curious as to why we were there-specifically alone and without telling anyone we were going
octo punch man: Oh my God Fumi, by the time you get to the "We're dating" part I'll be too old and frail to propose
small might: I KNEW IT
that's a lot of damage: OKAY WOAH WHAT
the little birdie: I was trying to ease it in, Mezo
octo punch man: Ease what in? You've been walking around in my sweater for weeks and people already assumed we were dating in the first place
the little birdie: You're lucky I love you <3
the little birdie: That was Dark Shadow
octo punch man: I'm sure it was
hard 24/7: K thanks I'm sleeping in the highway tonight
team rocket blast off: Gay
acid cum: says he who threw the first brick at Stonewall
mother: Congratulations! I'm so happy for you guys!
emo: @octo punch man hurt tokoyami and watch what my ears can do
octo punch man: He's in many good hands
john cena: awww!! that was so cute that i'm throwing myself down a cliff <3
pika on cocaine: so are we all gonna ignore why uraraka and tsu were also at the mall without telling anyone?
keroppi: Koda, I love you, but stop typing
fbi: A little birdie told me they may or may not have been holding hands...
keroppi: Fumikage Tokoyami
the little birdie: Alas, I am just a little birdie
fck issac newton: this is so racially motivated
that's a lot of damage: shoto's looking at his phone with so much confusion
katy perry: I really want to get an explanation on our whole "Parental Council"
fbi: Coming right up