YOUR POV
The bullying doesn't stop there, it's progressed to Natasha talking at me in multiple different languages and me not understanding much of it. I can do the standard French, German, Spanish (fluently) but my knowledge stops there.
- y/n : Ooo, Wanda wants to know if you want to join me and her for girls nights tomorrow
- Natasha : What does that entail? I'm not going to babysit you and Witchy
- y/n : We don't need babysitting. It involves movies, face masks, pizza and nail polish. Oh and a lot of talk about Wanda's sex life
- Natasha : I see. And that's because you're a virgin?
- y/n : Yep
- Natasha : I don't get how. You're a very pretty woman, how have you not had sex?
- y/n : I lived with Maria my whole life and Pietro was waiting until I was ready
- Natasha : What was stopping you?
- y/n : The girls I went to high school with used to go on about how it hurt and how they didn't get any pleasure from it. I don't want to put myself in pain intentionally
- Natasha : You're a SHIELD agent, you've been shot at and your scared of pain during sex?
- y/n : Yeah
- Natasha : It doesn't always hurt by the way. You have to find someone who's willing to go at your pace and accept your boundaries
That sounds good and all but I'm just getting older and people are less likely to have sex with a 26 year old virgin. Like it's not big deal except I am clueless when it come to sex. Porn isn't realistic so what the actual fuck am I supposed to do?
- Natasha : Moving on, you have romantic feelings about me?
- y/n : We're talking about this now?
- Natasha : Yep
- y/n : Then yes, I have romantic feelings for you
- Natasha : Mhm
- y/n : What?
- Natasha : Nothing, nothing at all
- y/n : Nat
- Natasha : It's nothing, I swear
She's a bad liar sometimes. I think she's purposely being a bad liar because you can't be a spy/assassin and not be able to lie.
- Natasha : Are you cold?
- y/n : Meh, a little
- Natasha : Better?
- y/n : Gimme a minute. You comfy?
- Natasha : Yeah
I can barely focus on the film when Natasha is messing around with my hair.
- Natasha : You're tired. Go to sleep
- y/n : Your fault I'm tired
- Natasha : What do you mean?
- y/n : You're messing with my hair and it's making me tired
- Natasha : Ah, okay. Go to bed detka. I'll be here when you wake up
- y/n : Mhm
I find it very easy to let my guard down around Natasha, to fall asleep and be honest.
- Wanda : Hey. Tony is ordering takeout for dinner. He sent me to get your order
- Natasha : Hey, wake up. What do you want for dinner?
- y/n : Mhm
- Natasha : Wake up detka
- Wanda : Ooo
- Natasha : Shut up. I like teasing her. She doesn't know Russian. There you are. Hi, did you sleep well?
- y/n : Mhm. Hey Wands
- Wanda : You look comfy
- y/n : I am. Nat is really comfy
- Natasha : I try my best
- Wanda : Tony is ordering takeout, what do you want?
Do I want pizza? Do I have room to eat pizza? I don't want to order something and then not be able to eat it.
- y/n : Nothing, I'm good thanks
- Natasha : You haven't eaten since breakfast. We'll share a pizza and some curly fries
- Wanda : Anything else?
- Natasha : I've hidden strawberry ice-cream in the freezer. Mind grabbing it for me? I only have one arm
- y/n : I can move
- Wanda : No. It's fine. I can grab it
I wonder if Bruce knows about this.
- y/n : Does Bruce know about this?
- Natasha : What is this between us?
- y/n : No labels but exclusivity?
- Natasha : Okay
- Wanda : Ice-cream. There's only one spoon because Pietro has all of them in his room and they're dirty
- Natasha : That's fine. Thanks Wanda
I'm not super hungry but I'm not going to say no to a bit of strawberry ice-cream.
- y/n : I want to have sex
- Natasha : What?
- y/n : With you. I should've said that. I want to have sex with you. I trust you
- Natasha : Are you sure?
- y/n : Yeah
- Natasha : Like now or...
- y/n : Whenever you want
- Natasha : We'll have something to eat first, I don't want to scar Wanda or let you go hungry
- y/n : Okay
- Natasha : Okay
It's not awkward, I just don't think either of us know what to say in the silence, especially after I just blurted that out.
- Wanda : Food's here
- Natasha : Thank you
- y/n : Thanks
- Wanda : What you watching?
- Natasha : Nothing exciting
- y/n : Grown Ups
- Wanda : I love this film. Mind if I watch with you?
- Natasha : Yeah, we mind
- Wanda : Oh
- Natasha : Me and Y/n are going to have sex after we eat so you might not want to be here for that
- Wanda : Oh- OH? Let me know after?
- y/n : Mhm. Bye Wands
- Wanda : Have fun
Okay so Wanda knows, it's not like I wasn't going to tell her.
- Natasha : Look
She's showing me her phone. What am I supposed to be looking at?
Bruce
Natasha
Sorry dude. I don't
think I want to go
on a date. Nothing
against you, I just
have my eye on
someone else. Hope
you understand
Bruce
No worries. It was
a long shot. Who's
they lucky fella?
Natasha
Y/n :)
Bruce
Oh damn. I had a
lot of competition.
Oh well. Good luck
Nat
Natasha
Thanks :)
So Bruce knows now. Me and Nat are exclusive.
- Natasha : You ready?
- y/n : Mhm
- Natasha : I'm going to kiss you
- y/n : Okay
I like sex. I'm going to presume I only like sex with Natasha but that's because she's the only person I'm having sex with.
Authors Note
Have a drink and
a snack please