John- Milk roast
Seraphina- flirts with your brother
(Self insert)-bitch
Arlo-daddy
Isen-simp
Blyke- laesar
Cecile-Newspaper gal
Elaine-Suckup
Remi-Remi
Chaos groupchat, 1pm
Milk roast: Obsessed with Heidi Montag
Milk roast: I'll be your blonde tonight, if that's what you like
Flirts with your brother: ong stilletos and fishnets, if that's what you'd like
Bitch: I'll be your hot nurse, school girl in curls
Milk roast: whatever your type baby, if that's what you like. I'll do it.
Bitch: real footage of John actually typing properly because of Heidi Montag
Daddy: interesting, maybe you should keep stanning Heidi Montag then. Your english grade may finally skyrocket.
Bitch: WJOEDBWIGMSOWYROTNF
Milk roast:
Milk roast:
Milk roast: im going to hurt you
Daddy: I think not
Milk roast: I think yes
Daddy: are you about to severely injure your date for this evening.
Milk roast: yes.
Bitch: hes just like me fr!!!
Flirts with your brother: on god!!!
Simp: we gonna skim past the fact they're going on a date
Flirts with your brother: girl we been knew
Bitch: on god
Milk roast: shut up before I start roasting you alive girl
Daddy: Girl if you don't stop using silly slay girl terms like Blyke and Isen, I'm going to choke you.
Suckup: Blyke and Isen slaying , real?
Flirts with your brother: so real, you two
Simp: thank you, thank you.
Laesar: lol Arlo
Daddy: if you bring us to Woaba Boba again, im Woah ba Boba-ing your ass
Milk roast: ok u sad excuse of a human in a shell
Milk roast: bro has no tastes
Daddy: Well, bro just prefers non-sickly sweet things.
Milk roast: u hav literally kissed me on the lips before
Daddy: what does that have to do with anything
Simp: again, are we going to skip past that
Milk roast: after drinking the "sickly sweet boba"
Bitch: stop shut up, both of you. What the fuck idw hear this after my experience w the blood and knifeplay in the halls ft. Wenqi & Illena.
Simp: that's fucked up fr queen
Laesar: sorry you had to see that i'd have cried
Daddy: okay so?
Milk roast: GIRL you enjoyed it
Daddy: not the drink doofus.
Milk roast: OKAY BUT I COULD STILL TASTE IT SO THAT MEANS U TASTED IT!!
Daddy: you're not okay in the head, but alright.
Daddy: so are you still up for that date, or are you gonna keep complaining about how I don't like Mango boba?
Milk roast: AAAAAUWGAKSHSK
Milk roast: SCREAMS
Newspaper gal: I heard screaming
Newspaper gal: I can hear it directly from the press room too wtf
Bitch: Girl I hear it too wtf John where u at you loud as fuck
Flirts with your brother: he's just casually screaming into his pillow at the dorms rn
Laesar: my ears are bleeding
Simp: its okay babe mine too
Bitch: and you two said u werent fucking
Remi: yeah
Simp: NOT FUCKING , JUST DATING
Remi: And I totally believe you!
Bitch: WKSHOWGDIDMWL
Daddy: ha, gay
Laesar: bitch you kissed John
Milk roast: with tongue btw <3
Bitch: EWWWW CAN U STOP GIVING ME GRAPHIC DETAILS ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE STFU BITCH
Milk roast:
Flirts with your brother:
Daddy:
Simp:
Remi:
Laesar:
Newspaper gal:
Milk roast: NO IM NOT???
Bitch: wrong chat bro it was supposed to be private
Milk roast: SOMEBODYS TELLING U ABT THEIR SEX LIFE N IM NOT INVITED TO THE TEA???
Bitch: GIRL IDW TALK ABOUT HOW HES GONNA BUY A DILDO FROM SHOPEE???
Milk roast: OKAY THATS U NOT ME?
Bitch: GIRL IDW TO TELL U ABT HIS 100HOOKUPS A WEEK OK
Simp: DAYM this guy got MAD RIZZ
Remi: Bro went to rizz academy
Milk roast: my senior Rizzler for real.
Flirts with your brother: John's grammar coming back for the most embarrassing and stupid topics ever will always astound me ngl.
Daddy: how do you think I feel.
Flirts with your brother: lol
Bitch: like everytime I think I understand your thought process I actually don't
Milk roast: correct
John & Blyke's Dormroom, 2pm
John gets up from his bed and stretches, he didn't think that he'd still be hanging out with Arlo of all people ever since he got ambushed, betrayed and he went ballistic on that guy.
But hey, those two fell for eachother, hard. As it turns out, the only reason Arlo was so continuously fixated on John even after John went on a Rampage against him and kept threatening him to protect Seraphina was because he didn't understand the foreign feelings blooming in his heart. He realised it abit late though, as John was literally about to beat Isen up the other day as a masked man. But thankfully, Arlo to the rescue! As Isen would call it, had confronted John that was disguised as a masked man.
(Lets say the kidnapping of Seraphina never occured because Yuse is always with her, this is start of Joker arc and it didnt progress)
Idrk the timeline here im making shit up probably?
He couldn't really believe it himself, honestly. I mean, going on a date with Arlo? Maybe it'd be similar to when they went out to Woaba Boba together, when John was still just a cripple, and Arlo still just the King. Back when John actually enjoyed Arlo's company, and suspected nothing of the beautiful, tall blonde man. Now, theres some trust issues thrown about here and there.
Arlo didn't really know what crossed his mind when he kissed John. All he knew was it felt right and he needed a way to shut John up. But of course, context is important, so here it is;
Prior to the events ; connection of mouths that ensued, John was busy rambling to Arlo about how useless the weaker god-tier was again, because Seraphina was almost found out again. (Juni's plans failed because Yuse was there, again the anomaly in the story is my oc) John blamed Arlo for not being there. Even if he knew at heart, Arlo couldn't always be there. Even if Arlo wanted to protect Seraphina and her reputation as well.
Arlo, tired of the smaller male throwing a fit just grabbed John by the collar, body slammed him against the wall with his own muscular body and due to his own passive, made John feel like he was being hit by a van. And yes, he'd been hit by a van instead of a truck before, how ironic. With two people's chests heaving and breathing heavily, one being John and the other Arlo. Chest to chest, both god-tiers were lost staring into eachother's eyes. Arlo took one last look at John's deep brown eyes and reeled him in for a kiss.
The kiss wasn't like a pure, loving kind of kiss, like a couple's chaste one. No, it was a bruising, breathless and passionate type of kiss. The type where you'd keep coming back for more after pulling back from the kiss to suck in gulps of air before continuing. John, who was obviously shocked by the action had actually kissed Arlo back.
Maybe that's why we're here now. Soft lips met slightly rougher lips every time they collided and it just felt right, even though they fought all the time. Truth be told, everytime they were alone at close proximity, even though John would often be threatening him during those times, something about John's presence drove him crazy.
The kiss should have felt wrong, but it just felt so right. John tasted so sweet to Arlo. Metaphorically, of course. He just kept wanting more of the kiss, more of John. Like he couldn't get enough of the angsty shorter male. Plus, he was never one for sweets, especially Mango boba.
John was so taken aback and had his face completely flushed. Usually, if something shocking happened he'd probably be able to keep a poker face but this was something way out of the ordinary in John's books. Well, since he'd never been kissed before. Not to mention its a kiss initiated by Arlo.
Yet, he kissed back. Why? Dunno, it just felt right. Wait, right? Why would it feel right? He questioned himself but to no avail, deepening the kiss by allowing Arlo to explore his own mouth by giving up dominance. Tongues swirled together abruptly and they continuously pull back momentarily to catch a few breathes before continuing. Mostly due to Arlo going back for more and John being the surprised idiot he is, complying with every action. He felt embarrassed, of course. But hey, wouldn't hurt to try.
They were in their own world and neither seemed to want to be the one to break the kiss. Their bodies just seemed to melt in the other's arms. It felt as though the whole ambush with Ventus and Meili didn't happen, or as if Arlo was never such an asshole in the beginning. But of course, it's not that easy. They've been through too much together already to have forgotten the past.They'd have to ease their way into it. So while trying to salvage and repair what they have now, they're also working on building up John's self-esteem and courage to reveal himself to Seraphina eventually.
But today? John wants to get to know Arlo properly first at a freakishly fancy restaurant Arlo had picked out named 'Lover's heart'. Cliche, but this is the man he's suddenly attracted to, afterall. Not that he'd ever admit it to the stupidly handsome blonde god-tier. God he hated the way those blue eyes looked at him as if he's fragile enough to break with just a touch. 'Feels too weird, like he cares about me or something' and the way that the light touched his hair made him look like an angel that descended from heaven only for John to see. God he hated this man.
Those two smoothed things over (John obviously denying all and any signs of affection he may harbor for the taller male) he many deny all he wants, his expressions always tell the truth as long as he's not masking. The truth was? He was very afraid of losing this moment. This feeling. It was his first time having somewhat mutual feelings for someone and while there is that, there's quite abit of tension between the two god-tiers. I mean, Arlo did ambush John. So that's fair enough.
Arlo finds John cute. Like a way a cat owner may find a singular cat or their own pet cat cute. If it were Arlo, he'd compare John to a small black cat. Cute, but ferocious. And a little fragile on the inside. He recalls needing to walk around eggshells with John as he was on the verge of going rampant and destroying all his friends, literally. At first, all he saw, was a monster. But he knew, he knew he was the one who pushed John to his limits. His breaking point. While those two hated eachother, he was also the one who knew the most about him at that time.
So only he noticed.
Only he noticed that John was tired.
Only he noticed John was listless.
Only he noticed John just looked like a child who needed help, not just some angsty teen with anger issues built up for no particular reason, but a child who's been broken through and through. Someone, who tried to protect others from himself before his world shattered beneath him. A kind child. And Arlo was the one to shatter his world.
Maybe that's why he slowly took notice of John. He kept prodding, even though John kept maliciously fighting him off. Punching, kicking and slapping him in futile attempts to dismiss the man. Who might I remind you, his passive allows normal attacks to be of no effect. John could only complain about how annoying Arlo was before he finally lost him. Arlo felt the need to protect the man before him. The one he so desperately wanted in the hierarchy. The one he blamed for the fall of Wellston. And the one he ruined.
Eventually, two worlds collide and that brings us to now. John and Arlo have realised their somewhat mutual feelings for one another. But since they hate losing, and losing apparently means admitting your feelings for one another according to these two god-tier knuckleheads. Knowing these two, it's going to take forever before their leftover tension is resolved. Then only they can truly say they love the other with all their heart.
But until then, they'll have their infights with the mentality of 'I hate losing, especially to him!' Since they're fighters. And if you know John, he never backs down from a fight. So avoiding couple arguments will never work, as their personalities clash all too much (currently).
If and when the time is right, John will be the kind of man that melts into Arlo's touch and Arlo would be the type to do and risk anything for the dark haired man.
But hey, they'll get there eventually! Not now though.
Chaos,3pm
Bitch: SCREAMS
Milk roast: lies I dont hear screaming
Bitch: screaming SILENTLY im listenig to my brother and their significant other talk in cute baby voices to eachother on discord😭😭😭😭😭😭
Milk roast: DAMN IM TRYNA BE LIKE YOUR BROTYHER FORREAAL
Flirts with your brother: on god
Simp: your brother went to rizz academy sheesh
Laesar: if u dont stfu abt rizz im gonna bomb you
Remi: well THAT took a turn
Simp: BABE PLEASE DONT BOMB ME
Daddy: Blyke, he probably deserves it. Just nuclear bomb his ass.
Laesar: u probably right too!
Simp: SKBFHWKDWODWJS??
Remi: bye Isen! Rip
Simp: REMI😭😭😭😭💔💔💔
Bitch: yo im gonna kms wsg?
Milk roast: NOT BEFORE YOU OUTLIVE TRUMP
Bitch: FUCK YOU RITE ARRGHG
Flirts with your brother: well shit i have to out live my mom thats worse
Bitch: wdym
Flirts with your brother: seeing as our whole family tree has abilities that vary in the time loop, she can probably rewind her condition to health most of the time and cheat death.
Bitch: oh shit
Flirts with your brother: i cant do that anymore tho :(
Remi: its okay, Seraphina. We'll find a way!
Bitch: yeah, you'll be okay
Suckup: you'll be okay Seraphina! But speaking of which, why did you three burst into our dorm the other night and get me to heal Remi's godforsakened injury in the middle of the night.
Remi:
Simp:
Laesar:
Daddy: you did what
Remi: wait! You dont understand!
Daddy: I think i do. Im heading over, Remi.
Remi: cmon we can talk this out..
Daddy: what do you think youre doing putting yourself in danger like this?
Bitch: Remi, I know you're strong but it doesn't make you immortal
Remi: now you're quoting my own words !
Bitch: well fuck okay fine
Bitch: You're strong but not strong enough.
Remi: ..
Laesar: hey you take that BACK
Simp: yo Blyke maybe DONT piss off the 4rd godtier present in our school?
Bitch: bitch idc
Bitch: REMI
Bitch: I say, "not strong enough" because I know! I've fought these guys before and they're SO insanely coordinated its crazy. They're HERO KILLERS. Tasked with killing vigilantes.
Bitch: its never just one operating, there will almost always be another. Maybe not with them but in a nearby district.
Remi: why have you fought them before
Bitch: i dunno man I was strolling my grandma's district getting em some groceries for next day's new years dinner when I encountered them.
Bitch: point is, they're not just any high-tiers Remi.
Bitch: They're God-Tiers.
Laesar:
Simp:
Remi:
Milk roast: ...
Remi: there is knocking on my door and I am scared to open that
Daddy: its me.
Remi: even more of a reason I shouldn't :D
Flirts with your brother has changed Remi's nickname to 'Rebel'!
Rebel: >:( hey im not a Rebel!
Flirts with your brother: rebelling against Arlo is enough
Rebel: ok thats fair
Daddy: open up, pinky.
Bitch: oh yeah i forgot to mention even though they were god-tiers they weren't able to land a clear hit on me :D
Milk roast: THATS MY GIRLL
Flirts with your brother: THATS MY GIRRRLLLL
Notes*
Damn i do be getting hypothetical (I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY HELP ME JERA SEEMS SOO CANON N I LOVE JERA CONTENT BUT ITS ALR LIKE 80% OF THE COMMUNITY POSTS I NEED MORE OTHER SHIPS LIKE JLYKE , BLYSEN ETC AKNSBSWUWHSK)
even worse IDK HOW TO WRITE!! SO IDK HOW IM GONNA FEED MYSELF W NO WRITERS SKILL!!
Pls let these two be happy LAWD John deserves it pls uru chan is putting my boy THROUGH it