ATITTIES
me
y'all wanna come tf over
and engage in some
consumption of cannabis
with me
yunho
???
seonghwa
YHATS NOT LEGAL ????
me
oh shit my bad
me
y'all wanna come tf over
and engage in some
consumption of
consumables with me
jongho
what does that mean
mingi
she wants to know if
you want to come over
and eat a fuck ton of
food
me
literally me
hongjoong
is she drunk she seems
drunk
mingi
of course not she's
pregnant
mingi
idk what's wrong with her
she's pretty loopy rn
mingi
for the most part she's
fine she just can't stand up
and her eyes keep
rolling to the back of her
head
mingi
but other than that she's
totally chill
mingi
she said she keeps getting
dizzy because of her
blood sugar or something
so she's just going to eat
a bunch of food
mingi
i don't think the two are
related
seonghwa
wtf take her to the doctor
me
i already dead she said
it's because of my blood
me
i'm looking at the note she
wrote me
me
*picture of doctor's letter
for proof*
me
see i'm perfectly fine
i'm just delusional
me
JACK
wooyoung
WHO TF IS JACK
me
jack is this random guy
who visits me when i'm
drunk, high or loopy and
he just walked through
the front door
seonghwa
WHY HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN HIGH
me
on my medication you
goose
me
like pain meds and shi
wooyoung
i worry about you
yunho
i don't lets go party with
yuna
me
YOURE NOT INVITED
me
mingi can i tell you a big
fat secret
mingi
yes
me
once upon a time i kissed
three girls in one night
because i'm a fucking player
mingi
i'm aware you told me
five minutes ago
mingi
in fact you've been
reminding me in five minute
intervals since 12.30
me
woah too many numbers
bro sit down and take a
nice deep breath
mingi
why
me
so it hurts less when i
beat the shit out of you
yeosang
is that legal
me
are you legal ????
yeosang
no
me
exactly
me
i'm gonna name this baby
'jorge' but instead of being
pronounced 'hor-hey' it's
going to be pronounced
'george' so that everyone
thinks it's 'hor-hey' and says
'hor-hey' only to find out its
just 'george' and then they
feel bad for assuming it was
'hor-hey' when it was really
just 'george' the whole time
mingi
no you won't
me
no i won't
me
i will name him jungho
which means right and
good because that's
exactly what my son is
mingi
and if i'm right and it's a
little girl what will you name
her
me
eun ae meaning grace with
love
wooyoung
istg that's so beautiful
san
i don't even care what your
baby is it's going to be
beautiful and spectacular
and i'm going to spoil it for no
reason no matter what
jongho
same
seonghwa
I CANT WAIT IM SO EXCITED
TO BE AN UNCLE
me
you're not going to be an
uncle
seonghwa
not technically no
seonghwa
technically only yunho
will be an uncle
seonghwa
you know if we're talking
about blood relations
seonghwa
but really we'll all be uncles
no?
me
YEAH AND YOUR EGONNA
BE THE BEST UNCLES EVER
mingi
i wont be an uncle
me
WHY
me
WHY CANT MINGI BE AN
UNCLE
mingi
oh god she's crying in my
lap
mingi
*yunas head in mingi's
lap while she sobs her
brains out*
seonghwa
SHE SO CUTE I CANT
hongjoong
yuna mingi can't be an
uncle to your baby because
he's the father
hongjoong
you know this
me
OH SHIT
mingi
she just fell asleep wtf
wooyoung
ARE YOU SURE SHE IS
OKAY WTF WAS THAT
mingi
i took her to her doctor
this morning and she said
the baby and the blood
sugar and the sudden diet
change weren't mixing
too well so she's fine it'll
just take a few more days
for her body to adjust
yunho
wait so no party with yuna
mingi
no obviously not
jongho
uhh i was prepared to
come over and eat a shit
ton of food are we no
longer doing that
yeosang
true i'm hungry as fuck
now thanks to yuna's
invitation so someone's
gotta take responsibility
for that
wooyoung
ME LITERALLT ME
san
does she have food in her
fridge
mingi
yes she has a lot of food
seonghwa
so we're all thinking the
same thing right
hongjoong
i hate to say it but yes
jongho
see you soon hyung
mingi
wtf does that mean
mingi
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
mingi
STAY OVER THERE DONT
COME HERE PLEASE
yunho
#toolate
san
#sorrynotsorry
wooyoung
#didyouhonestlythinkany
ofuswouldcarewhatyou
wantobviouslynotwedonot
careintheslightest
yeosang
#icantread