▲Illuminati Confirmed▲

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I basically write all the ways that you can confirm Illuminati. These are basically almost all created in my... المزيد

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Itanimulli (Might be offensive-!)
Harry Potter - Deathly Hallows
Nosies!
Reader - You have any ideas?
Ebola!? (Might be offensive... if you're nice.)
Obama. (Also might be offensive. Wow.)
ILLUMINATI AID
Do you like Cake?
THE HIDDEN MILK
AOT!? *Warning*
NARUTOOOOOO~
LET. IT. GO.
...SCHOOL.
*MIGHT BE... DRUGGY* Marijuana
-=+ MATH +=-
And So It Loops
Green Apples
My Thanks!
Damn, guys!

What Goes MOOO?

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بواسطة AncientRosetta

Cows🐮.

Cows🐮 eat grass.

Grass.

Grass is a type of plant that grows in the ground.

Ground.

People walk on the ground and Jennifer Lawrence is a person.

Jennifer Lawrence fought in the Hunger Games.

Games.

The last letter in the word 'Games' is the letter 'S'.

Now, lets go back to people.

What do people have?

EYES.

Every person has TWO EYES.

2 - 1 = 1

GUESS WHAT HAS ONE EYE.

The Eye of Sauron.

The Eye of Sauron is in the movie "Lord of the Rings".

Lord = God.

God backwards is Dog.

What about Dogs?

They eat food.

Food.

Where does a lot of food get created?

Save on Foods.

Save.

What would most people save?

Their iPhone 6.

'I'Phone

Yes, an iPhone is a Phone.

AND 6.

There are 5 letters in Phone.

6 - 5 = 1 One.

Let's think what has ONE of something.

Yes, you guessed it.

Nicki Minaj's IQ.

Nicki Minaj eats carrots.

Where do carrots grow?

The earth.

If you remember from earlier, the last letter in 'Games' is 'S', and the first letter in 'soil' is S.

Soil!

Earth!

Planet Earth!

PLANET EARTH IS THE THIRD PLANET FROM THE SUN!

COW IS

***🐮ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!🐮***

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