Narinder: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Heket: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
Narinder: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
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Heket: I can't imagine what Narinder is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
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Narinder: But who gets which pencil?
Helob: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Kallamar gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.
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Clauneck: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
Lamb: ...
Lamb: What a stupid fucking quote.
Lamb: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.
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Heket: What is this!?
Clauneck: That's the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.
Heket: Ow! Make it stop!
Clauneck: Surrender to your kindness, Heket. It's nice to be nice.
Heket: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!
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Ratoo: Why aren't you sleeping?
Ratau: I'm too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Ratoo.
Ratoo:
Ratau: ...The nightmares.
Ratoo: *wrapping their arms around Ratau* Awwww, sweetie-
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Narinder: So, what's it like living with Helob?
Lamb: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."
Narinder: ...
Lamb: I love them so much.
(me when helob <3)
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Leshy: Ow!
Shamura: What's wrong?
Leshy: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Shamura: It's called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
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Lamb: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.
Narinder: All good bro, any time.
Lamb: Fuck you.