a/n: y/n is a cute hawt innocent girl who becomes bts member with 1 day training pt. 1
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Hitman bang speaks up, I called them here. "You are now 8th member of bts yen and you are the only girl in this group because you're not like other girls and how else will I make everything in this story about you 🥺🥺🥺"
Yengo was overjoyed but bts did not like this
Suga 🙀: WE DONT NEED HER
RM 🐨: SHE WILL BREAK OUR GROUP APART
but then music started playing out of nowhere and Yana began giving her performance to Karma by Jojo Siwa
"I've been a bad girl 🔥🔥🔥", she looks over at Noddy
"I did some bad things 😔😔", she winks at taehyung
"I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing 🥺🥺", she sings while looking at jungkook in the eyes
She continued with her performance in her absolutely quirky tshirt and shoe-pants (see last chapter) and everyone fell for her immaculate sense of fashion
Jungkook looked over at Yugoslavia with heart eyes, he was starting to fall for Yaroslav 🙀💗💚💛❤️💜🤎
Jungkook looked at taehyung to see that he too was smitten with Yakov and so thus the competition began 🤧
Jungkook got down on one knee "Yuzuru i was fallen for your charms pls be a member of bts and my wife👰 we shall live together forever 💍👩❤️👨"
"NO YEMEN YOU SHOULD CHOOSE ME" Taehyung interrupted, "I can fulfill your every wish and will keep you happy☺️ forever💜 "
Jimin looked at J-Hope and whispered "This seems like an awfully written love triangle where two best friends fall for the same girl"
Yves Saint Laurent was shocked "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but I've just become a member of bts it's hurt your reputation and I'll get hate😢😢😢😢"
"I will protect you Yakitori😘😘" they both replied simultaneously
"But I have to reveal something...."
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"Im not like other girls how can you even like me I'm not pretty nor girly nor do I like makeup and I don't even hang out with girls because they're too much drama I can't believe anyone would like me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺"
"We like you because you are so quirky Yahoo.com we have never seen a girl as relatable as you you're basically one of the boys😍😍😍 ", jungkook and taehyung said as if they were reciting a script
"I am so sorry boys😢, as much as you both are so charming 🔥 I'm already in a relationship 😔😔😔😔"
"WITH WHO????? 😱😱😱😱😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😢😢😢😢😨😨😨😰😰😰😫😫😫😩😫😩😫👿👿👿👿" jungkook roared
and taehyung pulled out a sword "I shall duel for your love"
"...... with....... Noddy 👩❤️👨", Yakisoba said
Noddy barged in with his toy car and got out of it, walked towards Yin and opened the door for her as she got in. He then looked at the 8 men, smirked and said,
"Her affections are irrevocably pledged to my person, therefore, I entreat you all to respectfully retreat from her presence and relinquish your attentions elsewhere.", he winked at the two raging men as he got in his car
"I earnestly aspire to a future in which our paths no longer intersect, thereby liberating myself from the vexation of encountering individuals who are prone to pilfering romantic interests.", Noddy said as he revved up the engines of his car and broke through the wall of the practice room
They then fell from the 18th floor
Noddy survived, he's made of wood.
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hi guys im trying my best to write this book pls bear w me im not funny anymore i have lost all humor to physics 🌷