cult of the lamb incorrect qu...

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All from a random incorrect quote generator and i pick the ones i think are kinda accurate More

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Kallamar: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

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Kallamar: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

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Ratau: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Kallamar: Weight loss? Drink water.

Ratoo: Clear skin? Drink water.

Lamb: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Lamb: Ratau won't wake up, what do I do?

Narinder: Did you try kicking them?

Lamb: Yes.

Narinder: I'm out of ideas.

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Lamb: We're going to defeat you with the power of friendship.

Clauneck: We're not friends.

Lamb, holding an axe: We're going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

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Heket: All in all, a 100 successful trip.

Shamura: But we lost Kallamar.

Heket: All in all, a 100 successful trip!

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Kallamar: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Helob: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Kallamar for dinner.

Heket: What is wrong with you people?

Narinder: Shut up, chocolate.

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Lamb: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

Ratau: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.

Lamb: It sucks.

Ratau: That's not constructive criticism.

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Ratau: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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Heket: Get in, loser, we're committing vehicular manslaughter!

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Shamura: Do you ever think? Because I do not.

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