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COMPLETED , DISCONTINUED | you might be asking urself, 'what's it like dating a piece of lego who is an elem... More

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OMG!!!!
sobbing.
OLD a/n
✦ SAFE AND SOUND: COLE X GN READER ✦
✦ THERE FOR THEM: PLATONIC KID KAI AND NYA X FEMALE READER ✦
✩ HOW YOU MET ✩
✩ WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD ✩
β˜†IF YOU FELL INTO THE ONI CLOUDβ˜†
✩IF YOU WERE ONE OF THE NINJA'S SIBLINGS✩
✩ Y/N WITH POWERS? ✩
✩ WHEN YOU RANDOMLY JUMP ON THEIR BACK ✩
✩ WHEN YOUR SICK ✩
β˜† DATING COLE β˜†
β˜† DATING MORRO β˜†
β˜† DATING LLOYD β˜†
β˜† DATING JAY β˜†
β˜† DATING ZANE β˜†
✩ NINJA WITH A SHORT S/O ✩
✩ LOVE LANGUAGES ✩
✩ DANCE TILL YOUR DEAD ✩
✩ VALENTINES DAY ✩
✩ DATING THE SMITHS ✩
✩ NINJA ASKING READER TO BE THEIR YANG ✩
✩ CUDDLING HEADCANONS ✩
β˜† THE BOY DRESSED IN GREEN (PART ONE) β˜†
β˜† NINJA'S ON YOUR BIRTHDAY β˜†
✩ BEING SIBLINSG WITH PIXAL ✩
✩ BEST FRIENDS: ALL NINJA X MALE READER ✩
β™‘ BEACH DAY: ALL NINJA X GENDER NEUTRAL READER β™‘
β™‘ YOU'RE ALIVE?: LLOYD X GENDER NEUTRAL READER β™‘
β™‘ KAI X GN!READER: COLD HANDS β™‘
β™‘ COLE X GN!READER: 4 IN THE MORNINGβ™‘
β™‘ ZANE X GN!READER: WISDOM TEETH β™‘
β™‘ NYA WITH A S/O WHO'S ALWAYS TIRED β˜†
β™‘ KAI X GN!READER: A SIMPLE WHISTLE β™‘
β™‘ KAI X GN!READER: SNAKEBITE β™‘
β™‘ LLOYD X GN!READER: JUST A NIGHTMARE β™‘
β™‘ COLE X F!READER: BAKE A CAKE β™‘
β™‘ I'M IN LOVE DAD: COLE X GN!READER ✩
β™‘ COLE, KAI, AND LLOYD RUNNING INTO AN ONI READER β™‘
β™‘ WHEN THE BOYS HAVE A NIGHTMARE β™‘
β™‘ LLOYD AND Y/N'S FIRST KISS β™‘
β™‘ COLE X READER INSERT: NEW DISCOVERY β™‘
β™‘ KAI, COLE, & LLOYD WITH AN ONI READER P2 β™‘
β™‘ BAD DAYS: KAI X MALE READER β™‘
β™‘ COOKED WITH LOVE: ZANE X MALE READER β™‘
β™‘ BIRTHDAY SURPRISE: LLOYD X GN READER β™‘
β™‘ YOUR BLUE EYES: JAY X MALE READER β™‘
β™‘ CUDDLE BUG: ALL NINJA X MALE READER β™‘
β™‘ NEVER MEET YOUR IDOLS, THEY SAY : MOVIE! LLOYD X MALE READER β™‘
β™‘ KISSES: ALL NINJA X FEMALE READER β™‘
β™‘ GOTH READER: COLE X GN READER β™‘
β™‘ WHEN YOUR POWERS ARE TAKEN AWAY: ALL NINJA X FEMALE READER β™‘
β™‘ BRUISE X MALE READER β™‘
β™‘ BRACES: ALL NINJA X FEMALE READER β™‘
β™‘ CATCH ME: ALL MALE NINJAS X MALE READER β™‘
β™‘ FAMOUS: JAY WALKER X GN READER β™‘
β™‘ PLASMA X GN READER β™‘
KITTENS: COLE X MALE READER
ninjago is still a show i like..but i can't write for it anymore ehhh
part two of season 1 came out....

β™‘ NINJA WITH A DRUNK READER β™‘

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By ru3kri3s

REQUESTER: no one !

TYPE: fluff, crack, oneshots, imagines, romantic

READER'S PRONOUNS: they/them

WARNINGS: mention of alcohol, cursing, throwing up

🍷🪩

☾.  ↳ KAI

You only turn 19 once 

They said

It's fine, I'll only a sip 

They said

"Y/N, get up." Kai had enough of his partner's drunk behavior. They were getting dragged across the floor of Skylor's living room where she insisted on having Y/N's 19th birthday party there. They held onto Kai's sweater sleeve.

At first, he had them in his arms, but they kept screaming and kicking, crying as they reached the floor. Kai was unphased by their sobs, rubbing his face with his free hand as Skylor walked up beside him with a glass of electric red wine. "Having fun?" She teased as she watched Y/N crawl away while sobbing. They didn't far when they grabbed the table leg and just cried there.

"It's like taking care of an overgrown baby!" He complained, rubbing his temples as he tried to calm down. 

Skylor laughs as she places a hand on Kai's shoulder, "They're drunk like hell. Don't worry, it's not the now you have to worry about. It's in the morning."

Kai groaned once more as he stomps over to Y/N, taking their arm and dragging them up to their feet.

"Kaaaahahai!" They cried, hiding their face on his shoulder as he struggled to lift them up. "You're okay, baby. I got you. Imma take you home now, okay?"

All he got in response was more sobs and whines from his lover, to which he rolled his eyes and gave them a quick kiss on the head before walking out the front door and thanking Skylor. 

Kai opened the door to his car, using his foot to open it placing Y/N in the passenger seat. Closing the door, they face-planted into the window. Their tears were dried and their eyes closed, feeling their head get smashed like a truck in a car crash.

On the ride back home, Kai had his hand on Y/N's leg as he smiled fondly, noticing them asleep. 


☾. ↳ JAY

"JAYY! JAYAJAYJAYJAYJAAAAYYYYY!!!" The sound of his partner caused Jay to turn his head away from Cole and Nya to find Y/N running towards him with Zane close behind, practically getting dragged. 

"Y/N? What's wrong?" he asked as he grabs onto Y/N's shoulders. They had giggles pouring out of their mouth as they made eye contact with Jay

They reeked of alcohol. 

"JJ!!! I wa-nt you to mphet my boyfwirend Zannee!" 

Jay blinked a couple of times before looking up at Zane, who was just as confused as him. "I believe Y/N is what you call 'drunk'. I tried to get them to stop drinking the shots but they did not listen to a single thing I said." He explained and Jay sighed.

"Y/N..you already have a boyfriend..."

"Yeaaha! Zane!!" They smiled, pointing to him.

"No, Y/N. It's me. I'm your boyfriend."

All of sudden they let out a gasp that soon turned into sobs, "Whahaahat?" Thye sniffled, letting go of Znae's arm. "I-I'm a chehehater?!! NAHA JJ!!" Y/N grabs Jay's shirt, pulling him into them as they cried into his chest, crying about how sorry they are. 

Jay just chuckled, rolling his eyes as he rocked Y/N and him back and forth. 


☾. ↳ COLE

"AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK!!" A drunk Y/N shouts from the top of their house roof, holding a plate with more stacked behind them. "WATCH ME MAKE THIS STINKIN' PLATE DIASSPER!!" They laughed, throwing the plate to the ground, and watching it shatter into a million pieces. 

"Y/N" Zane cried out, "That was the great china." He mummers softly as Kai and Cole stood beside him. "That's seriously what you're worried about?" Kai asked with an 'are-you-serious' tone.

"Uh- BABE!? I-I THINK YOU SHOULD- COME DOWN NOW!!" Cole yelled out to his partner, cringing as they threw yet another plate to the cement. 

Y/N had just ended their 19th birthday party, and both them and Jay got drunk. Nya took Jay back to the Monastery while Zane, Kai, and Cole stayed behind to try and get Y/N down.

"Yeah, I don't think that's working," Kai spoke the obvious, causing cole to glare at him.

"Oh, do you have a better idea? Please, do tell." 

Kai smirks, noticing Y/N's phone on the sunchair by the pool a few feet away. He grabs it and waves it in the air. "HEY Y/N!" Kai calls out, getting their attention. He grins as he hovers the phone over the eat and Y/N soon started to cry. "NAHO KAI!" They leaned forward and lost balance, plummeting to the floor but luckily Cole caught them and they started to sob.

"Myheh phowbne!" 

Cole glared at the red ninja who walked behind him and tossed him Y/N's phone. "Here you go, baby." He spoke, handing you your phone.

"Your welcome," Kai grins, walking away with Zane. Cole held you bridal style as he walked back inside your house and into their room. Placing you on their bed, causing them to fall asleep almost immediately.

He chuckles a little, giving their nose a quick kiss before leaving.


☾. ↳ ZANE

"This is now the fifth time they've thrown up, Jay. Are you sure they are not sick?" Zane asked his blue friend who stood outside of the bathroom with Zane, waiting for Y/N to cease their vomiting. 

"Have you not seen how drunk they were, Zane? If they were sick they would have not jumped from the roof and into the pool but missed and landed in a bush." Jay laughs at the end, but when he notices Zane's glare he turns the laughter into coughs. 

"Zaaaannnee!!" Y/N sobs from the bathroom, "Y/N. May I come in?" He asked before opening the door moments later. Both he and Jay peek their head in the door view, seeing Y/N on the floor holding their face. The toilet was filled with green vomit, causing Kjay to shiver and close the lid.

"Love, are you alright?" Zane asked, walking in and hovering above Y/N.

"Mehp face huwrts!" They cried, rolling back to show Zane their face. It was bruised a little bit and small cuts began to form on their forehead and cheek. "You did take a pretty nasty fall." Jay explained, sneaking past the two openings in the sink cupboard and taking out a  First Aid-Kit. 

"I believe that's enough drinking for you, Y/N." Zane said, taking some hydrogen peroxide and cleaning Y/N's bush wounds. Gently put on the bandaids after. 

"I mean- the fall was kinda funny. Like the way you fell was just-"

"Jay, you have three point four seconds to leave."

Already gone."


☾. ↳ LLOYD   (Y/BF/N = your best friends name)

"Hey, PIXAL?" Lloyd asked, walking towards the Nindroid that was sitting on Y/N's living room couch. "Good evening, Lloyd. Do you need something?" She questioned, watching as he looked around like he was looking for someone. "Or someone?"

"Huh- oh. I was wondering if you knew where Y/N was. I looked everywhere for them." Lloyd replied, hands on his hips as he kept looking around.

"Hmm. I believe I saw them enter the kitchen with Kai and Cole. I was unsure why, but they kept chanting 'Jug, Jug, Jug' over and over.

Uh oh

"Aw jeez- Th-Thanks, PIX!" Lloyd sprints towards the kitchen to see Y/N, Kai, cole, and Y/N's best friend huddled together around the kitchen floor.

"Y/N-" Lloyd called out, pushing past Kai and Cole seeing them on the floor sobbing. "What happened?!" Lloyd cried, obviously panicking but cole held him back. "Y/N fell backward on the table. We told them not to, but they were too drunk to listen."

"And who's fault is that?" Y/BF/N butts in, giving Cole a look, "Oh don't put this all out on me. Kai was the one who started it!"

"Hey, hey, hey! First of all, it wasn't any of our fault. Y/N wanted to try a drink for the first time and me being them friend I granted them that wish but giving them a shot of wine." Kai protests over Y/N's cries

 Lloyd rolled his eyes, kneeling down towards Y/N's body, checking the back of their head and back for any cuts or bruises. Luckily nothing too serious was found, just a small bruise on their shoulder. 

"Y/N, are you okay?" Lloyd questioned, "Lloyyyydieee!!" They whined, rolling over and grabbing the bond's shirt. 

"I think they'll be okay. Who wants another shot?"

"KAI!" 

"I can see I'm not wanted here. SKYYY! WANT A GLASS OF WINE?!"


☾. ↳ NYA

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-"

Nya overheard the guys count up from 1 all the way from her bedroom in the Monastery as she was trying to watch some TV in her room, but was rudely interrupted by that. She rolls her eyes, getting up from her bed and making her way through the halls of the home and towards the kitchen. 

"7, 8, 9 , 10!"

When Nya entered the kitchen the guys suddenly cheered watching Y/N drink more shot glasses the Kai. Kai face-planted to the table while Y/N stood up like a wrestler, smashing the table with her fist.

"DO YOU GUYS MIND?" Nya shouts, causing everyone to jump and look at her. Well, Kai and Y/N were pretty much drunk at this point. "What the fuck are you guys doing?-"

"NYAAAA!!" Y/N cheered, jumping into their girlfriend's arms causing her to catch them. 

"Ew, Y/N. You smell like you walked straight out of a bar-" Nya paused, looking at the single wine bottle on the table and her passed-out brother on the table.

She gave everybody a 'are-ypu'serious' look as they chuckled nervously. 

"In my defense, I did try to stop them, Nya." Zane spoke up.

"Hey, hey! In your defense? What about mine?" Jay argued, "Oh you think you're innocent. You're the one who bought the wine!" Cole butts in.

"It wasn't for Y/Nand Kai to getdsrunk. It was for meee!!"

"Why were you wanting to get yourself drunk?"

"No, I just needed the bottle for a new machine I'm working on, but I didn't want to waste the wine so I wanted to see if Kai would drink the wine. You can't blame me!"

"Uh, yeah we can. You're, again, the one who bought it. 

Nya rolled her eyes, leaving the guys to argue as she carried you to her room, placing you on her bed.

"That's enough wine for you, baby." She whispered, taking the glass out of your hand and placing it on her dresser as Y/N whined. 

"You tired?" She asked, stroking Y/N's hair as they shake their head no. "Me? Twired? Pft!" 

Nya chuckles before unpausing her show, "Then just stay in bed and -" Looking back at her partner, Y/N passed out on her sheets. Nya rolled her eyes playfully before giving them a quick kiss to the cheek.

"Sleep well, babe. You and I will both need it." 

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