*Loki comes in, hair everywhere and a bloodied face*
Thor: What happened to you, Brother?
Loki: I tried to talk to a girl. As you can see, it didn't quite work out. She...well, we got into a cat fight.
Tony: Ha! Whoever that girl was, I congratulate her!
Steve: Very funny, Stark. Remember that this isn't your laugh house. You share this program with us.
Natasha: Boys, calm down. Let's show respect for these spacelings.
Anakin: Spacelings? *scoffs* I'm pretty sure we understand what you're saying. Don't talk to us like we're animals. And yes, I know what animals are.
Natasha: (taken aback) I'm sorry, sir-
Anakin: It's General.
Natasha: General. I apologize.
Anakin: *rolls eyes*
Padmé: Anakin, please. These people are kind. Treat them how you would want to be treated. *turns to Natasha* I'm so sorry for my husband's...attitude. He gets this way often.
Natasha: *nods* I see.
Loki: My soulmate is the Tesseract.
*everyone turns to look at him*
Loki: What?