This is a side chapter and it exists for 3 reasons.
1. I forgot this story exists and am still currently working on the next actual chapter
2. I got so wrapped up in writing my HeizouxScara (Or technically HeizouxKuni for the cultured ones who read that book 😉) story The Boy in The Window, that I didn't work on this book at all 😵
3. I lied, there are only 2 reasons 😶
So this side chapter is this:
The members of the groupchat BEST BOIIS LET'S GOOOO 💪😤 and the regular cast of Genshin Impact get all placed into one chaotic groupchat, courtesy of me 😊
Anyways, enjoy the utter chaos ❤️
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(The Normal People!?!?!? 😲 Hashtag shooketh)
Blond Number Uno:
Hello?
Dumbass Ginger:
New phone who dis?
Wait
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
WHY TF IS THAT MY NAME?
I'M NOT A DUMBASS GINGER 😭
Pogoman:
Oh shit
WAIT IT'S SHOWING YOU YOUR CONTACT NAMES FROM MY PHONE!?
I MEAN WHAT?
Dumbass Ginger:
IM SORRY, SAY THAT AGAIN?
MY CONTACT BAME IN YOUUT PHONE IS EHAT!?
Dumbass Genius:
Goddamn, type slower, geez 😒
Dumbass Ginger:
THIS IS NOT A GROUPCGAT I AM IN KR HAVE ECER ACCEITED AN INVITE YO!
WHST THE FUCK OS GOHYNG ON?
Mama Jean:
Don't sweat in front of children.
Dumbass Ginger:
Sorry mommy 🥺
Who the funnymuffins are you?
Also I'll assume you mean swear bc I can't help sweating 🥺
Dumbass Ice Boy:
Mommy?
Sorry, mommy?
Sorry, mommy?
Dumbass Genius:
Who tf has admin perms? Someone mute that man 😐
Moan:
What is that strange yellow face?
Pogoman:
Who tf?
Dumbass Ginger:
LMAO HER NAME IS MOAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
IM ACTA!LY DYINF
Moan:
MY NAME IS MONA
Pogoman:
That's nice and all but
Who ARE you?
Why are you a contact in my phone? I don't know you
Dumbass Genius:
Maybe she's an old friend you put in your phone and forgot the contact name 🤔 ❓
Pogoman:
I have like, eight friends max, two of whom I don't even really consider friends.
Dumbass Ice Boy:
Damn Ajax, I think he's talking Abt you 😬
Mr. Worldwide:
I-
Excuse me?
Dumbass Ginger:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Blond Number Uno:
Help?
Amburr:
I'll help you traveler!
Dumbass Genius:
Damn, I thought you were Ed Sheeran, not Pitbull 🤔
Mr. Worldwide:
How dare you?
Dumbass Ginger:
I can be both if you want babygirl 🥺
Kequeen:
Ew
Blond Number Uno:
Two Childes??
Pogoman:
PLEASE FUCK NO
Dumbass Ginger:
THERES MORE THAN PNE PF ME???
Mr. Worldwide:
NO THERE'S MOTE THAN I'VE IF *ME*
Dumbass Genius:
Annnnd they both do the same typos 😔
Dumbass Detective:
What do you expect from Childe?
Dumbass Ginger:
BUT IM CHILDE!
Mr. Worldwide:
NO IM CHILDE!
Dumbass Ginger:
I WANT TO BE CHILDE! YOU CAN BE TARTAGLIA OR SOME SHIT IDK
Mr. Worldwide:
HELL NO TARTAGLIA SUCKS BALLS! IM CHILDE, *YOU* CAN BE TARTAGLIA!
Dumbass Ginger:
FIGHT ME AND WIN THEN YOU CAN BE CHILDE 😡
Mr. Worldwide:
OKAY LET'S GO!
Dumbass Ginger:
DATE AND TIME MAN, DATE AND TIME!
Cocogoat:
What the heck is going on?
Dumbass Genius:
It's best for your sanity to go with it.
It's normal, except upon the usual situation, it is normally Childe#1 and Kaeya that get into these spats.
Airplane Mode:
These fools, honestly
They're the same amount of dumb no matter what version you go to 🙄
Dumbass Ginger:
Oh shit Scara
Your in trouble btw
OH WAIT I CAN'T SAY THAT NVR MIND HAHA
Airplane Mode:
No no no, enlighten me
Why am I in trouble?
Dumbass Ginger:
Idk ask you know who or some shit lol
Dumbass Ice Boy:
Ask Voldy mort 🤭
Dumbass Ginger:
He might as well be LMAO 😂
Airplane Mode:
If you are talking about who I think you are talking about, you're going to be the one in trouble
Dumbass Ginger:
So I said nothing, m'kay?
Airplane Mode:
Whatever
Mr. Worldwide:
Don't get me into trouble for something Tartaglia said, Scara boy 🥺
By the way Mona, I figured out the yellow faces
Dumbass Ginger:
**Childe
That's Childe to you 😾
Also who tf has admin? I want to change my name 😐
SpareMora:
No 🤭
Dumbass Ginger:
Damn 😔
Pogoman:
Who tf are you and who do you have admin?
Dumbass Genius:
And why can't I leave 😭
Dumbass Drunkard:
AYO IM HERE BESTIES?
WHAT DID I MISS?
Pogoman:
Oh no
Dumbass Ginger:
VENTI!
IM CHILDE, RIGHT?
Dumbass Drunkard:
Last I checked yea
Dumbass Ginger:
FUCJ YEAH, TASTE THAT MR. WORLDWIDE!
*take
Dumbass Ice Boy:
Taste that kinda works too tho 🤔
Mr. Worldwide:
Damn
BUT YOU HAVEN'T BEATEN ME YET 😡
Dumbass Drunkard:
Mr. Worldwide?
Pitbull is in the gc now?
Dumbass Ginger:
Mr. Worldwide 🌎 as I 🦶 step in the room 🛋️
I'm a💲hustler baby 🥺
But that shit new ❤️
And tonight 🌆 it's just me 🥵 and you 😳💯
Dumbass Ice Boy:
CAUSE BABY TONIGHT ❤️
THE DJ🎧 GOT US FALLING IN LOVE 😘 AGAIN 🥵
Dumbass Ginger:
Mr. Worldwide 🌎
Let's take over the world 🥺
Dumbass Ice Boy:
Yeah 👍 baby ❤️ tonight 🌃
🎧 Dj 🎧 got us falling in love 😘
FALLING IN LOVE 😍
OH!
Dumbass Ginger:
SO 💃 DANCE 💃 DANCE LIKE IT'S THE LAST 🌗 LAST 🌗 🌆 NIGHT 🌆 OF YOUR LIFE 🌿 LIFE
Dumbass Ice Boy:
CAUSE BABY TONIGHT
THE 🎧DJ🎧 GOT US FALLING IN LOVE ❤️ AGAIN
Dumbass Ginger:
YEAH BABY 🌆 TONIGHT 🌆
🎧 DJ 🎧 GOT US FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Ayaya:
What in the name of...
Dumbass Ice Boy:
Great, you ruined it 😡
Airplane Mode:
How do they DO that so damn fast?
Dumbass Ginger:
It's a gift 😌💅
Mr. Worldwide:
I thought I was this Pitbull person
You're Childe, right?
Dumbass Ginger:
WAIT NO I WANT TO BE PITBULL 😭
Dumbass Genius:
But you're already Ed Sheeran, what more do you want?
Dumbass Ginger:
Dayum, can't a man have the things he wants 😔❓
Mr. Worldwide:
Apparently not, considering I want to be Childe
Dumbass Drunkard:
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Blond Number Uno:
If there are two Childes are there 2 of the rest of us?
Dumbass Drunkard:
....
AYO OTHER ME HOW MUCH MORA YOU GOT?
Barsibato:
I've got none 😔
Dumbass Drunkard:
Childe number one, you're paying for our drinks then 🤭
Barsibato:
AYO?
Dumbass Ginger:
Ofc 😉
Barsibato:
Damn, where can I get a Childe?
Dumbass Ginger:
RIGHT HERE!
IM CHILDE!
Dumbass Genius:
Fuck somebody?
Barsibato:
I MEANT CHILDE WUTH AN 'E'
THE PERSON NOT A LITERAL CHILD!
Blond Number Dos:
Aren't all the children in Mondstadt technically your children?
Barsibato:
Aether #2, my dear, technically EVERYBODY in Mondstadt are my children 😌
Dumbass Ginger:
How the fuck-
Barsibato:
Ehe
Airplane Mode:
I want to leave
Dumbass Ginger:
Then go
Walk away from your phone babygirl 🥺
Pogoman:
How much can I pay you to shut the fuck up?
Dumbass Ginger:
Try 10mil Mora 🤭
No balls
Dumbass Ice Boy:
Dayum
Dumbass Ginger:
WAIT
WAIT XIAO I WAS KIDDING
I DONT EANT UR MORA!
Barsibato:
WAIT HE ACTUALLY HAVE YOU 10MIL MORA!?!?
Dumbass Ginger:
Now I can fund ALL YOUR GUYS' DRINKS!
Dumbass Ice Boy:
Field day for Diluc then 😮❓
Dumbass Ginger:
LETS GO
WHO WANTS A DRINK, ILL SEND YOU SOME MONEY
Dumbass Drunkard:
ME!
AND VENTI #2!
Barsibato:
Yay, Mora!
I needed this ❤️
You're now my favorite despite being a Fatui Harbinger ❤️
Dumbass Ginger:
Hey man, I just do what I have to do 😌💅
Mr. Worldwide:
Wait I wanna be your favorite 🥺☹️
Dumbass Ginger
That's too damn bad
Barsibato:
Give me ur Mora and we'll see 😉
Mr. Worldwide:
I don't want to have to split between you and Aether number two 😔
Blond Number Dos:
I can just go to Alhaitham...
Mr. Worldwide:
NO! YOU ONLY EVER USE MORA FROM ME!
Dumbass Drunkard:
Yandere but for Mora? 🤔
Airplane Mode:
You don't like spending Pantalone's Mora?
Mr. Worldwide:
Wait never mind
Dumbass Ginger:
WAUT NO OTHER ME, IT'S A TRAP!
HE WANTS YOU TO USE HIS MORA BC THEN IT MAKES OTHER PEOPLE RICH
Mr. Worldwide:
Oh shit! Ty for telling me then 😧
Pogoman:
I don't understand their dynamic
Dumbass Detective:
Let's be real, none of us do 😐
Dumbass Ice Boy:
NO WAUT I DO
I FET IT!
*GET
Dumbass Genius:
You fet it?
Dumbass Ice Boy
PLEASE
Dumbass Detective:
He fets it
Dumbass Ice Boy:
STAHP
Blond Number Uno:
Why is no one concerned nor questioning the fact that there are two of all of us?
Dumbass Drunkard:
Double the alcohol induced chaps 😏
*Chaos
Dumbass Ice Boy:
But you weren't wrong with that first sentence tho 🤔
Barsibato:
We're now alcohol induced chaps 😆
Dumbass Genius:
Were you ever not?
Dumbass Drunkard:
When I was but a wee lad I suppose 😔
Bobaman:
I love this
MaleWaifu:
That is horrifying
Pogoman:
There is nothing to love about this, they are always like this, and it is going to be the death of my some day
Dumbass Ice Boy:
Geez, we know you're emo, but like
Chill
Dumbass Ginger:
Kaeya, you ready?
Dumbass Ice Boy:
Ofc bbg 😉
Ayaya:
Ready for..what exactly?
Dumbass Ginger:
You shall see 😉 😊
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To be continued whenever I next forget about this story.
I'm sorry for forgetting but I really did get all wrapped up in other things, please forgive me 🙇♀️
The next chapter will be out soon (I hope 😩)
Thanks for reading
Until next update
-Coin
Names in case it was unclear:
Blond Number Uno:
Aether #1
(All #1 characters are the ones from the BEST BOIIS LET'S GOOOO 💪😤 groupchat)
Blond Number Dos:
Aether #2
Pogoman:
Xiao #1
Dumbass Ginger:
Childe #1
Mr. Worldwide:
Childe #2
Dumbass Ice Boy:
Kaeya #1
Dumbass Genius:
Albedo #1
Mama Jean:
Jean #2
Dumbass Drunkard:
Venti #1
Barsibato:
Venti #2
Kequeen:
Keqing #2
Bobaman:
Ayato #2
MaleWaifu:
Thoma #2
Dumbass Detective:
Heizou #1
Moan:
Mona #2
Airplane Mode:
Scaramouche #2 (Before erasure of himself ofc)
Amburr:
Amber #2
Ayaya:
Ayaka #2
(All #2 people are from Teyvat/canon Genshin Impact)
Also SpareMora is myself, my name being derived from my Wattpad usernames, CoincidentalyPokemon, which has been shortened into Coin. Since coins in Genshin are Mora, I am SpareMora 😉