𝗆𝗎𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝗒𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗒 • 𝘯𝘤𝘵 𝟢𝟢'𝘴

"𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵"

"WAIT WHO IS THIS?"

..incoming facetime from
"a mitski song" group chat!

[ACCEPT or DECLINE]

HAECHAN
"jeno, jeno, jeno, jeno."

JENO
"haechan, haechan, haechan, haechan."

RENJUN
"renjun, renjun, renjun, renjun."

SHOTARO
"join me!"

JAEMIN
"okay!"

YANGYANG
"jeno your avatar looks so cute"

Yangyang winks into the screen,
making Jeno gag in disgust.

YANGYANG
"fine! don't accept my love!"

HAECHAN
"renjun, is your girlfriend coming?"

RENJUN
"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"

RENJUN
"and yeah she's just helping
her mom put the twins to sleep."

SHOTARO
"twins?"

RENJUN
"she has younger twin sisters."

idyllia joined the call..!

HAECHAN
"..there's more of her..?"

RENJUN
"yes there is! the twins are so
sweet!"

IDYLLIA
"they're the devils.."

IDYLLIA
"i joined you shotaro!"

SHOTARO
"finally someone did!"

JAEMIN
"bro who the hell is 'shuhuandeeznutz.."

JENO
"automatic friend request."

IDYLLIA
"i want her to kill me."

HAECHAN
"WHAT IS THIS SUDDEN
SIDE OF YOU?"

RENJUN
"she has like five personalities."

IDYLLIA
"..kay."

SHOTARO
"innocent."

YANGYANG
"sheriff."

They all glanced at the screen,
soon bursting out in a laugh as they
hit their desks repeatedly.

JAEMIN
"i'm innocent!"

RENJUN
"same."

JENO
"innooo!"

HAECHAN
"i n n o c e n t!"

IDYLLIA
"..innocent."

HAECHAN
"why'd you hesitate?"

IDYLLIA
"i was buying a crate. i got a
rare knife!"

She smiled into the phone and
stuck her tongue out at
Haechan while he rolled his eyes.

JAEMIN
"trade?"

IDYLLIA
"fuck no! i'm saving up to craft them!"

SHOTARO
"that 'shuhuandeeznutz' person is
literally following me..help."

YANGYANG
"where are you?"

SHOTARO
"by the elevator."

JENO
"i hate hotel so much, it downgraded
so bad from the other one."

IDYLLIA
"RIGHT! I WAS THINKING
THE SAME THING!"

The boys then took off their ear
phones as Idyllia gave them
a dirty look.

IDYLLIA
"okay, i'm not that loud—"

IDYLLIA
"Lia! What did I say about
yelling in the house!?"

IDYLLIA
"Mom..not the time!"

IDYLLIA
"oh is that renjun? Hi
junnie! you should've stayed for
breakfast the other day!"

They all glanced at the screen one
by one as Helena waved at them.
Idyllia rolled her eyes at how they
were all gawking at her mother.

RENJUN
"hi ms, nguyen! and we were
late for school!"

IDYLLIA
"oh right! my bad! i'll
leave you guys alone! lia
if you yell one more time.."

IDYLLIA
"..yes mom.."

Once they heard her door close,
Jaemin and Yangyang immediately let
out the laughs they were holding in
all why Shotaro was focusing on
the game.

RENJUN
"isn't she nice?"

JAEMIN
"..milf.."

IDYLLIA
"bro ew?! that's my mom!"

HAECHAN
"dude your mom is hot!
hot mom, hot sister! dude we
should start playing at her house."

IDYLLIA
"i will literally kill you all—
wait since when was i dead..?"

YANGYANG
"I KILLED HER! FUCK YEAAH!"

SHOTARO
"i got all my coins!"

JENO
"kinda forgot we were playing.."

HAECHAN
"no..! NO FUCK YOU! STUPID
WHORE!"

RENJUN
".."

HAECHAN
"she's good. her aim is so good
what the fuck."

YANGYANG
"lia721

IDYLLIA
"i wonder if that's her birthday
because my birthday is on the
twenty first too, not in july though."

HAECHAN
"girl no one asked."

IDYLLIA
"i hope you die."

HAECHAN
"waiting for it!"

Haechan winked at her, Idyllia only
rolled her eyes before looking back
at her monitor screen.

YANGYANG
"both of yall get a room.."

IDYLLIA
"ew."

HAECHAN
"i'm too good for her!"

IDYLLIA
"okay first of all."

Idyllia changed her sitting position, making
them laugh at how serious she was being.
Haechan leaned forward, a playful smirk
on his lips as he waited for her to speak.

HAECHAN
"go on dyll!"

IDYLLIA
"stop calling me that!"

IDYLLIA
"i'm too good for you!"

HAECHAN
"yeah and why's that idyllia?"

IDYLLIA
"this might be the first time you
ever called me by my name! you
must be my number one fan!"

JENO
"i'm your number one fan."

SHOTARO
"me too!"

HAECHAN
"AS FUCKING IF!"

HAECHAN
"RENJUN GET YOUR GIRL!"

RENJUN
"SHE IS NOT MY GIRL! AND
SHE CAN DO AS SHE PLEASES!"

The group laughed while Haechan
and Idyllia went back and forth,
paying no attention to the game while
Yangyang and Shotaro did.

YANGYANG
"shuhuandeeznutz' sent me a
request."

JENO
"accept and say you'll marry her."

YANGYANG
"dude??"

JAEMIN
"bruh who is this.."

Jaemin moved closer to his monitor,
seeing that 'shuhuandeeznutz' also
friend requested him.

HAECHAN
"watch it be a really hot person."

IDYLLIA
"hot people always have funny
usernames."

HAECHAN
"says a lot about you!"

IDYLLIA
"okay 'haesun'.."

HAECHAN
"I WAS IN FIFTH GRADE
AND I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH
MONEY TO CHANGE THE USER!"

RENJUN
"says a lot about you!"

HAECHAN
"oh fuck you renjun."