I love this girl sm omfg
Also, this will be a Demon Slayer and Spirited Away crossover of some sorts.
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For anyone having trouble choosing dress attire, I drew something for y'all.
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It's no doubt that the cheery, pink, and green Hashira is a lover of divine meals. She'd scarf down a meal made for five and beg for seconds. It's said that the woman ate so much Sakura Mochi, her hair changed to the bold color it is now.
Mitsuri Kanroji, the Love Hashira.
It’s true that an everyday citizen does not know of the existence of the Demon Slayer Corps, but everyone knew of the bright, gorgeous lady that gave every lucky restaurant a payday. She was a wealthy woman from Japan, and boy was she pretty.
Currently, Lady Kanroji was walking around looking for a nice restaurant to enjoy after a long, annoying mission. As she walked along the streets, people tried to wave her down in hopes of her coming to throw around her buck, but she didn’t even consider it. She had already eaten there before.
Lady Kanroji was well aware of the tactics of the food business; she just couldn’t care enough to say anything. Constantly, she wandered the streets with a decline waiting on the tip of her tongue.
Advertiser 1: “Hello, pretty lady! Would you like some delicious soba?”
Mitsuri: “No, thank you!
Advertiser 2: “Good afternoon! Are you interested in some okonomiyaki? It’s fresh out of the kitchen and customizable!”
Mitsuri: “No, ma’am! Thank you, though!”
Advertiser 3: “Hi there! Would you like to come to try our new yakitori? It’s cooked right in front of your pretty, little eyes! Amazing, right?”
Mitsuri: “Although it sounds great, I am not hungry. Sorry!”
Advertiser 3: “Nonsense! A pretty lady like you deserves our delicious food! Come inside!”
Misuri: “No, I’m fine. Have a great day!”
Advertiser 3: “I insist.”
The man, seemingly advertising for a very rich restaurant, got closer to the hashira causing Lady Kanroji to perk up in warning. She looked at the man with a glare. She did not want to cause a scene but if this man got out of line, she wouldn’t be afraid to put him in his place.
Mitsuri: “As do I. I’ll be on my way now.”
The man tried to grab the arm of the woman and Lady Kanroji prepared to turn to punch the man, but an arm came out to grip his. Both, surprised by this, turned around to be met with harsh ( eye color ) belonging that of a wonderful woman’s eyes. She looked at Lady Kanroji softly before turning to the man with a despising glare.
???: “What the hell’s yous’ doin’?”
The new woman had a strange accent and a dangerous aura. She had ( long / short / medium ) sized ( hair color ) hair with lovely matching ( skin type ) skin. She was wearing ( choice of clothing { preferably from the image I had provided }) clothes with small but noticeable stains on them. She was gorgeous.
Mitsuri (thoughts): ‘Oh my… She so- perfect..’
A barely visible blush, as well as a smile, appeared on the hashira’s face. She found this woman adoring and hard not to stare at.
Lady Kanroji snapped out of her thoughts at the sound of the man’s voice.
Advertiser 3: “What the hell? Get the hell off of me!”
The man tried to remove his arm from the newcomer’s hand, but the woman’s grip was too hard to escape from.
???: “Are ya’ deaf? Ain’t ya’ hear the woman say ‘no’? If not, I’ma knock the rocks outta your ears.”
The man quivered at the darker, deeper voice of the female in front of him. He’s never talked to this woman before, let alone encountered her, so he didn’t know how to get out of this situation he put before himself.
Advertiser 3: “W-What-?”
???: “Tell ya’ what: I’ll let you scurry off if you apologize to this here lady and if I hear your crunchy voice again, I’ll pop ya’ in between ya’ eyes. Capiche?
Shakingly, the man turned to Lady Kanroji and bowed before repeating apologetically. The hashira was shocked but nodded as to tell the man to stop. He scarily smiled at her before running to go back inside.
???: “Wait, wait, wait. One more thing.”
The man stopped running and turned around slowly, shaking as he tried his hardest to maintain eye contact with the stranger.
???: “Don’t be afraid to bitch about me in yous’ raggedy restaurant. I’d love some reputation.”
The man once again nodded and ran with his tail between his legs. Lady Kanroji was in awe of the nice, beautiful stranger in front of her. She couldn’t believe that she’s never seen someone like her around. This newcomer is amazing.
The new woman turned to glare at any onlookers before turning back to the pink and green lady in front of her. While speaking, she had this soft, loving smile on her face and Lady Mitsuri couldn’t help but adore it.
???: “Sorry ‘bout that, hun. Yous’ alright? No scratches? No scars?”
Mitsuri: “O-Oh! Uhm… I - uh-”
The hashira was simply at a loss for words. Her cheery voice was caught in her throat. Her rough hands were sweating profusely. She had no idea what to say or what to think. It was all so… mesmerizing.
Before Lady Kanroji could open her mouth to speak, her stomach growled quite loudly. She quickly flushed a bright red and covered her stomach in a tight hug. She looked up after hearing the sound of an angelic giggle.
???: “Are ya’ hungry, miss? If ya’ want, I could treat ya’ to a meal or two at my restaurant.”
Mitsuri: “R-Really?”
???: “Of course, suga’! Besides-”
The stranger got up close to the other woman’s face causing it to become red.
???: “- pretty lads get our discount and, my, you’d probably get it for free wit’ that lovely face of yours.”
Lady Kanroji began to shake as more blood began to rush to her face. She covered her flushed face with her hands in utter embarrassment and shyness. Not once has she been so positively bothered about someone flirting with her, especially not a woman.
???: “Oh right! My name’s (Name). What’a ‘bout you, sweetheart?”
Mitsuri: “M-Mitsuri. Mitsuri Kanroji.”
(Name): “A lovely name for the lovely lady!”
Mitsuri: “Thanks… Are you serious about letting me come to your restaurant?”
(Name): “Yeah, hun! I’s can get ya’ a table-”
Mitsuri: “AAAAAHHHHHHH THANK YOU!”
The cheery lady jumped at (Name), engulfing her in a bone-crushing, but loving, hug. She cooed at her and swung her around while (Name) was in shock at the amount of strength this girl possessed.
Eventually, Lady Kanroji let the poor woman go and patiently waited for her to catch her breath. (Name), while gasping for air, was still taken aback by the gesture of the other attractive female. She appreciated it of course but (Name) is not exactly a fan of touch- or rather not used to it.
The woman gains her composure before leading them to a not-so-busy road. Lady Kanroji was following her like a lamb, thinking about the delicious food she may encounter at this restaurant. She looked down at her hand. (Name) at some point decided that the streets were "packin’ more than her aunt" and grabbed onto Lady Karoji’s hand to make sure she stayed with her.
She looked up at the woman leading her. Quickly her thoughts turned to (Name). Her eyes, complexion, presence, and her lovely ( body shape ) were all so adorable to her and she couldn’t help but stare lovingly.
Mitsuri (thoughts): ‘Woah… She’s so beautiful.’
(Name), feeling her gaze, looked back and flashed a sweet, playful smile.
Lady Kanroji could’ve just died right then and there.
Mitsuri (thoughts): ‘KYYYYAAAAA! SHE’S SO CUTE!’
Lady Kanroji began to mumble with a love-sick smile spread across her face catching the other woman’s attention.
(Name): “Yous’ good?”
Mitsuri: “I-Uh Uhm. Yeah!- Yeah, I’m alright…”
(Name): “...Alrighty then. Welp, we’s here!”
Lady Kanroji took her eyes off (Name) and looked ahead of them. Quickly her eyes widened to the size of a frisbee.
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In front of her lay a bright red bridge leading to a beautiful, big building with a color palette of red, gold, bright green, brown, and black. Smoke flew from the back like a river yet the air was filled with an enchanting, soapy aroma. It was designed beautifully- but there’s just one problem…
Mitsuri (whispering): “It’s a bathhouse..?”
(Name): “Yup! My restaurant’s inside the bathhouse, tho’.”
Mitsuri was confused. Why hasn’t she seen this before?
(Name) jabbed her thumb towards the big building with a grin, but it dropped to a smile when she looked at the building once again.
(Name): “The Big Shot don’t like newcomers too much, so we’ll have to go through the back. ‘Ight?”
Although Lady Kanroji doesn’t know what the hell (Name) is saying sometimes, she still loves her voice so, being nice, she just smiled and nodded.
(Name): “Alright, let’s go!”
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After walking down many, many dangerous steps (while only slipping once and twice), the two made it to the entrance to the back of the building. Based off of first glance, Lady Kanroji concluded this is where the building gets its heat. Before she could ask (Name) if her hypothesis was correct, however, (Name) put a hand on her face and shushed her. Lady Kanroji was highly confused but obeyed as closed her mouth.
(Name) removed her hand before guiding the hashira’s gaze toward the sleeping person in the room. It seems to be an older man under multiple blankets while cuddling a pillow. Lady Kanroji wouldn’t be too bothered by this as she sees tall people all the time; she hangs around Uzui and Rengoku for Pete’s sake! However, the man that lay before her was too tall to be considered human and had multiple arms that were very, very long. Lady Kanroji was shocked and jumped to conclusions. She knew what he was.
A demon.
And demons need to die.
In a blink of an eye, Lady Kanroji moved her haori to show her sword and quickly unsheathed it. She took a battle stance as her sword swayed like a ribbon. (Name), who was slightly mesmerized, curiously took a step towards the pink and green-haired girl before squeaking in surprise when Lady Kanroji pulled her behind her in defense and security.
(Name): “Mitsuri..? What’s wrong??”
Lady Kanroji kept quiet as she glared at the person who is now awake due to the sound of (Name)’s ass hitting the ground. He rubs his eyes and smacks his lips before looking over at the two girls with a mighty yawn.
???: “Hello? Who are-?”
He looks over and notices (Name) on the ground beside the hashira.
???: “Ah, American! Welcome back! I see you brought a friend.”
(Name): “Yo, Kamajī! Yeah, ‘er name’s Mitsuri Kanroji- but I think something’s botherin’ her, tho’...”
The ( hair color ) haired woman on the ground looked up to the pink and green-haired woman standing ahead of her. She seemed to be confused and stiff like she was prepared to attack any second.
Kamajī: “Yes, you’re right… Are you alright, young lady?”
Lady Kanroji looked at the six-armed man with a confused glare before softening up in realization.
Mitsuri (thoughts): ‘Could this be another nice demon like Nezuko?’
She put her sword back in its sheath before looking at Kamajī seriously.
Mitsuri: “Be completely honest with me sir… Have you ever consumed a human?”
The room went quiet. Both (Name) and Kamajī was taken aback by the straightforward, and honestly pretty dark, question. The silence was only broken by the sound of a snicker.
Kamajī: “GWAHAHAHAHA *cough GWAHA *cough *cough-”
The old man began to beat his chest to stop the coughing. Once he got his laugh out, he smiled humorously at the hashira.
Kamajī: “Me!? Eat anyone!? *obnoxious laughter Please this old hag can’t even put on a shirt properly let alone leave this room!”
The man got up and crawled over to the now stunned and embarrassed Lady Kanroji and standing (Name).
Kamajī: “My, my, young lady. You sure do know how to make an old man smile.”
He stopped just before the women and sweetly smiled. The smile radiated a loving, grandpa aura and it put Lady Kanroji slightly more at ease.
Kamajī: “What could I help you wit-”
Before Kamajī could finish, the sound of a sliding door erupted throughout the room. The three whipped around to see a young girl and an older lady emerging from a crawl space on the far side of the room. They seemed to be carrying a meal.
???: “Oh, you were right, Chihiro. He is awake.”
Chihiro: “I knew it!- Oh, hey, (Nickname)!”
The little girl ran over before seeing Mitsuri and stopping next to Kamajī. The older woman also walked over in confusion.
Chihiro: “Mr. Kamajī, who’s that?’
Kamajī: “Her name is Mitsuri Kanroji. She's American’s friend.”
Shyly, the girl known as Chihiro turned and bowed to the hashira.
Chihiro: “Nice to meet you, Ms. Kanroji. I’m Chihiro.”
???: “And I’m Lin!”
She and Mitsuri share a friendly handshake before Lin moves to elbow the side of (Name)’s stomach earning a groan and a quiet curse.
Mitsuri looked down and smiled at the girl before squatting to her height. She ruffles her hair.
Mitsuri: “You could just call me-”
???: “MITSURI!”
Everyone turned towards the exit door to see nothing. Mitsuri and Lin shiver at the thought of a poltergeist calling out their names and Mitsuri, Lin, and Chihiro squeal when a black shadow shoots from near the door to around the room.
(Name): “HOLY-!”
The object slows down more and more before hovering just in front of Mitsuri. The sound of flapping wings and cawing came from it as it stared at the person in front of it.
Kamajī: “...Is that a bird..?”
Lin: “...Why does it have a crown on?”
He removed himself from the tight, protective hug he had both Chihiro and Lin in. Cautiously, he crawled over to the hashira.
Mitsuri: “...Urara?”
The bird’s eyes seemed to well up with tears as it perched on Mitsuri’s now held-out arm.
Urara: “MITSURI! MITSURI! I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!”
Chihiro: “That bird is so loud…”
(Name): “Right like what the hell they yellin’ for?..
Wait, that was so rude, I’m so damn sorry…”
Urara: “YOU HAVE A MISSION! HEAD NORTHWEST TOWARDS TERA TERA VILLAGE! PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GOING MISSING!”
Mitsuri looked saddened. She hasn’t even been here for long and she already has to go.
She nodded with an apologetic smile before turning around to the bewildered group.
Mitsuri: “I’m sorry but I have to go…”
(Name): “Wait, what? I thought you wanted some of my grub?”
The other three people, including Kamajī, Lin, and Chihiro, turned to (Name) in surprise which caused (Name)’s face to flush.
Mitsuri: “I know, but I really have to go… Maybe I could quickly grab something and I could come and eat here another time..?”
On cue, Mitsuri's stomach made another large growl causing her to react the same way as last time. She was really hungry but she was sure she’ll last until she gets to the food mart.
Lin: “If you're hungry-”
Lin holds the basket of food she’s been carrying in front of her. She bumps Chihiro’s arm to tell her to do the same which she does.
Lin: “- we were about to go on a picnic, buuuut if you’re really hungry, you can have the food we were going to take.”
Kamajī: “That’s a nice idea.”
Mitsuri quickly shakes her hands and shakes her head simultaneously.
Mitsuri: “N-No way! You can have it! I don’t need it!”
Chihiro: “Please take it, pretty lady! You’re hungry!”
She was shocked by the young girl’s words. Mitsuri never really met such a kind, mature girl. Hesitantly, she took the baskets of food out of their hands and held them tightly, all while wearing a kind smile.
Mitsuri: “Thank you all so much! I’ll come back, I promise!”
She began to walk off before she stopped herself and turned around. Mitsuri faced the ( hair color )-haired woman. Her face was hot and she held an anxious expression. Slowly, she stepped forward.
(Name): “Somethin’ wrong, sweets-”
Once again, she was engulfed in a warm, passionate hug. Mitsuri hung on longingly as she whispered ‘thank you’ and ‘I’ll miss you’. The hug was almost just like last time, but, unlike last time, (Name) hugged back. It wasn’t as passion-filled as Mitsuri’s but it did mean something.
Slowly, the two of them let go. Pink eyes met ( eye color ) eyes as they stared at each other.
(Name): “See ya’ later, dove.”
The woman let her go and Mitsuri took this chance to leave. She walked to the door and turned around to the others one last time. Gently, she waved with a loving smile on her face earning some smiles and a wave back. Mitsuri closed the door before sighing and walking up the twisted stairs.
Back inside, the others stopped waving and turned towards (Name). The woman in response stared back in confusion then realized and flipped them off. The others either laughed or giggled at the adult’s action. You see, (Name) wasn’t kidding about the ‘Pretty Person Discount’. People she found gorgeous or handsome would be given a free meal from her. It was her way to show love and kindness, but she hasn’t given a person a free meal in years due to people being “uglier than her asscheek”.
For the first time in ages, she has offered to give a meal to someone for free.
(Name) basically just exposed her feelings to everyone in the room.
And, for once, she didn’t care.
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Yeah… I hate it.
Anyways thanks for reading!
-Star