SMG4: I don't know about you... but, I think this Alarm system seems to be a bit dodgy.
Tari: How come?
SMG4: It's made in North Korea and I don't want it in Korean language! I wanna set this machine to English!
Tari: Maybe, we need someone to fix it.
SMG4: Who the hell is gonna fix this stupid machine?!
The two Scarecrows came in.
Rob: Yo! What's up, y'all?!
SMG4/Tari: O_O
Mike: ...
SMG4: Hello.
Mike: Hello!
Rob: Ah! Guys, let me introduce to you to my brother; Mike.
Mike: Have you met our Lord and saviour... Cucumber?
Rob: Let me correct that for you! It's Corn!!!
Mike: CUCUMBER!!!
...
Tari: You didn't us that you had a brother, Rob!
Rob: I actually forgot he existed until he rang me up and got a job.
Mike: Thank you, Rob...
SMG4: So, Mike... Tea?
Mike: Um... Vowel!
SMG4: Eh?
Mike: Consonant, please!
SMG4: We're not playing Countdown!!! Do you want a Cup of Tea?!
Mike: You said; the letter T and the letter A. What consonant are you picking next?
Rob: *sigh* He thinks we're playing a game and he won't believe that we're not actually playing... you might as well pick the next 7 letters...
SMG4: *grunts* Ugh...
Later...
When time was up...
Mike: I've no idea...
Rob: Brilliant... that's 30 seconds flushed down the Toilet...
Mike: I don't even know how to play this game.
Rob: You were supposed to make a word out of all of these letters!
SMG4: *sigh* I feel like I'm wasting my own time with this miserable day!!!
Tari: You could've had a 7, which was; 'Retakes'
SMG4: Thank you, Dictionary corner!!!
After that...
Tari: Anyways... why are you here?
Mike: Okie-dokie! So, I heard you've had a bit of a problem with your Burglar alarm system.
SMG4: I was trapped by those stupid cages!!!
Mike: Well... I'm gonna sort the machine out and I'm gonna fix it and run some tests on the system.
SMG4: Do you think you can do that?
Mike: Trust me! I'm a professional. I have the same Alarm system at my own home.
Rob: It's true! He's also a Alarm system repair man.
...
SMG4: Hmm... I guess you can give it a shot.
Mike: Don't you worry, mate! It will be done, in no time.
Rob: Do it, quickly! Chop chop!
Mike: Who wants a Cucumber?
SMG4: Take the machine and get out of my kitchen!!!
Mike left the kitchen with the machine.
Tari: I hope he gets that machine fixed.
Rob: Relax, Tari... He can repair it.
Mike: Hey there, you naughty machine! I heard you've been really naughty system!
SMG4: What the hell?
Mike: What's that?! You want me to turn you on? You are a dirty, little slut! And, you're freaky!
Tari: Um...
Rob: Oh yeah... he likes to pretend that Alarm systems are prostitutes... for some reason...
Bob: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
Mike: Get outta here!!! A little privacy, please?!?!?!
Bob: I JUST WOKE UP FROM MY BLACK OUT!!!
SMG4: Let's just stay in here until he's finished...
Mike fixed the machine with his... um... I dunno...
Mike: Okay, SMG4! Try entering a code now.
SMG4 entered the code.
SMG4: 1-9-9-9.
Alarm: Alarm activated. You have 1 minute to leave your premises.
SMG4: Wow! It worked.
They managed to leave the Castle.
Tari: Wow! You really are an expert!
Mike: I have learnt all of this during my part-time job at B&Q.
SMG4: So, is it working grand?
Mike: It should do now!
SMG4: Thank you so much, Mike!
*HAND-SHAKE* 🤝
Rob: Once again, my bro is a life-saver.
Tari: He sure is.
Later...
SMG4: Alright, everyone! The Alarm system is now properly set up, and hopefully... this Castle will be fully secured.
Saiko: Well... I think you'll be right, SMG4! If anyone tries to break in this Castle... I'm snap their necks like a twig!!!
Bob: *coughs* That's a bit dark, isn't it?
Boopkins: Will you be careful with your E-Cig?!
Bob: *vapes* I know what I'm doing, Boopkins! I'm taking it, very slowly!
Boopkins: Good! I just hope that you're not gonna become a Chain-smoker...
Bob: Alright, chill!
...
Tari: Anyways... where's Mario, Luigi and Meggy?
SMG4: I don't actually know...
[PHONE RINGS]
SMG4: Ah... phone's ringing.
*PICK UP*
SMG4: Hello?
Meggy: Hey, SMG4? We may have a problem...
SMG4: What's up?
Meanwhile...
Sephiroth: LET GO OF ME, YOU PIECES OF SH-
Luigi: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!
Mario: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, THREE AND A HALF YEARS AGO!!!
...
Meggy: I think Mario and Luigi are auditioning for the new Mario & Luigi game...