Tommy is 10 years old, just learning how to fly. Philza, his mama bird, does NOT want to teach him how to fly.
"Ok fly" philly yelled at the little tiny boy
"But.. Im scared...." tommy quaked in fear
"Well I dont want to do this but you leave me with no choice. "
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'KER-PLUNK!'
Philza pushed tommy off the edge of the pube and be fell because he cant fly
that is how birds learn to fly in real life
So tommy flapped as hard as he could!!!!! But his wings were too small!!!! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
He died.
"Oh well" phimza shrugged
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'poof!'
he respawned at the top of the pube, arms crossed, mad at phil
"YOURE THE WORST MAMA BIRD EVER IM GOING OV3R TUBBOS HOUSE HMPH." and so tommy walked out the door and went down the water stream instead to get down and ran to his friends house.
the end