TRANSFORMERS ON CRACK

By Logical_Shockwave

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This is just a book about illogical stuff More

The printer Broke
Soundwave Dies?
Pudding?
Arm Wrestling
Destructive Behavior
DO YOU WANT TO STAY FOREVER
Messages
Fight
Soap is now cheese
Kill me
Dumb Dumb
Soundwave is Feral
Pasta and coffee
Just a notebook
Soundwave doesnt like bugs
Blaster eats something spicy
Rock
Walmart
Dolphins
Lie
Dresses
Guess the number
Having a baby
Steering wheel
Stolen Credit Card
Shorty
Crush
The Blaster way
Hate jazz club
Ears?
Lunch
Water
Jazz died
Jealous
Scrabble
Cry
In trouble?
Murder
Spanish
Apologize
Animal creed
Bread
Water
Let it out
Dumbass
AAAAAH
French
Feel Better
Enjoy it
Afraid
Aggressive
Phone
Guess who
Worry
Stupid
Taco
SoundWave
Fuck you optimus
Get better
Government
Pick your favorite
Tantrum
Pony Doodle
Hungry
Screaming
Murder
Overwhelmed
Drunk
Stabbed
The Strongest
Hot
Waking up
Slushies
Ship
Thoughts
Idek
God
The Law
Cheetos and Doritos
Pancakes
Tea
parent teacher conference
Cat tail
Excited
Getting gayer
Hate
Help
Wheeljack
Bigger mess
Issue's
Not gay
Two dots
Kitty sticker
You ok
Knife
Trouble
Open book
Shrek
Called cute
Orange soda
Smad
Jail
Python
Height of stupidty
Drowning
Knife 2
Trust
Traitor
Keep an eye on soundwave
Voodoo doll
Drunk
Fitness tip
Birds and the bees
Emotions
Two Idiots
Bandage
Salt
Prowl!!!
Kiss
Shampoo
NOT FRAGGING THIS
Wedding
'The Fuck Word'
Dumb scar stories
Coffee machine
Yearbook
Statue
Done with their work...
Fav Horror movie
Disagree

Sociopath?

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By Logical_Shockwave


Soundwave : Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!

Jazz : Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.

Soundwave : Oh....

Blaster, *from across the room* : I don't understand how you keep
forgetting that.


Wow, Jazz is a Sociopath? -Shockwave

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