*Everyone is having dinner now. Enmu arrived late because he got distracted and was flirting with a train :I.*
Mukago: *holing a spoonful of Muzan's blood*Open wide Rui! here comes the airplane!
Rui: Lady. I'm 30, (demon years) not fucking 5.
Mukago: BITCH look at yourself, u look like a 5 year old and u act like one.
Rui:... Touché lady. Touché indeed.
Gyokko: ..So in conclusion my pots are superior than anything else!
Nakime: Does it look like I give a fuck? No. Does it look like any of us give two fucks about your pots? NO. So therefore, your pots. Are. IRRELEVANT.
Gyokko: What is your frustration? ** sad Gyokko noises*
Rokuro: Hey Akaza, why do you don't like to eat women? Hantengu told me.
Akaza: simple. I ✨respect women✨. Unlike Some uncivilized barbarian I know *cough* Douma.*cough*
Rokuro: 👁️👄👁️ —ok.
Susamaru: Hey where is your brother? I haven't seen him in a while.
Daki: He is doing...
*Cut to Gyutaro, crying watching cheesy k pop romantic comedies on his iPhone.*
*cut back to Daki*:.... Fine . Absolutely fine. 🙂
*Everyone is now finished dinner and are playing board games to kill time.*
*Skit belongs to theodd1sout!*
Yahaba: I HATE YOOOUU!!
Kaigaku: OH?! WELL NEXT TIME, DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!!😡😡
Enmu: Yahaba, give Kaigaku his $200. You landed on his property.😒
Yahaba: NO!! HE'S IN JAIL! I'M NT GiVING MY MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!
Kaigaku: that's not how you. PLAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
Hantengu: Enmu, why is Kaigaku screaming?☹️
Enmu: STFU HANTENGU! U DONT GET TO SPEAK AFTER STEALING MY LAST RAILROAD!!
Kaigaku: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!!!
Enmu: ME TOO!! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!?!
Kaigaku: * Urogi Screeching*
Later:
Everyone: 10!9!8!7!6!5!4!3!2!1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Douma: *drunk* So..*hic* WhAt Is YoUr—*hIc* ReSoLuTiOn?
Kokushibo: idk... maybe get back to dating. (his wife and family are ded. He's literately 480 year old.)
Douma: NiCe!! So WhO aRe YoU gOiNg To Ba—*Akaza kicks his head off in time*
Kokushibo: thx Akaza.
Akaza: No prob. *Carries Douma away*
Kokoshibo: thinks: " i already have my sights on someone anyways." *Blushes as he glances at Nakime.*