y/n x alhaitham
cyno
just saying we should all get together to bond!!!
dehya
you're so right for that
esp y/n and alhaitham lol!
y/n
umm don't u think it's gc is enough bonding
i don't want to deal with alhaitham irl thats so sickening 🤢
alhaitham
Likewise.
y/n
"Likewise." ugh u type so proper its revolting
alhaitham
Revolting? Have you forgotten our major?
y/n
ofc not but this is texting
you're not getting graded 💀
alhaitham
It's still good practice to type properly.
y/n
tf you practicing for
kaveh
ok that's enough u two!!
just date already 🤣🤣
alhaitham
How revolting.
candace
the way he uses y/n's words against her 🥺
just date alreadyyy y'all playing hard to get
kaveh
ONGG LMAO
y/n
can you guys shut the fuck up
alhaitham
Can you guys shut the fuck up?
y/n
you copied me
ure actually obsessed w me it's crazy
alhaitham
I did not fucking copy you. Stop being so delusional. It's crazy.
And, I'm not obsessed with you. I have better things to do.
dehya
the girls r fighting!!!!
cyno
what's new 😐
i know deep down alhaitham wants y/n sooo bad
kaveh
REAL SHIT
it's so obvious bro js admit it
stop playing hard to get 🤗
alhaitham
What are you talking about? I don't want anyone, let alone her.
That's so disgusting and I am offended you even suggested that.
cyno
yeah ok keep telling urself that
u really contradicting urself from highschool rn lollllll
dehya
waht
highschool?
kaveh
apparently alhaitham has this secret from highschool but only cyno knows
and they refuse to tell ME
HIS ROOMMATE
y/n
i meannn,, you're just the roommate
kaveh
'just the roommate'???
IM SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST HIS ROOMMATE
WE ARE STAR CROSSED LOVERS
i'm playin that's u and alhaitham mb
y/n
???
i'm going to pretend i didn't read thr last sentence
alhaitham
What the hell is wrong with you.
y/n
what
me??
alhaitham
Not you, I'm talking about Kaveh.
I am nobody's star crossed lover.
dehya
that's kinda sad tbh lol
alhaitham
Oh? You have a lover?
dehya
um
no i dont
alhaitham
Haha.
dehya
hoe whatre you laughing at
you acting like you got a lover too
oh wait
it's y/n 🤭
alhaitham
Shut up right now. I was blackmailed to.
candace
wait sometimes i forget they're actually dating LMFAO
y/n
i forgot too 🤢.
did you really have to remind me
cyno
i think we all forgot tbh
except for alhaitham he was probably so excited
isn't that right snookums 🥺
alhaitham
That is so repulsing. Why would I remember?
kaveh
idk,, maybe it's bc u have a big fat crush on y/n!!
y/n
wowww i'm pulling hoes left and right
candace
i'm sorry to burst ur bubble but you pulled two guys last year
one of which was really possessive over u and got jealous rly easily
y/n
ok and
i still pulled him
i see no problem 🤗
dehya
i think he liked u bc he was equally delusional
candace
wrddd
he prbly romanticized every interaction you guys had lol
y/n
I DO THAT 😐
are you guys calling me delusional
kaveh
im gonna be real w you
and i know we haven't known each other for long but yeah
you kinda are delusional
dehya
IM SAYIN?
candace
naw she's more delusional than cyno and that's speaking volumes
cyno
wtf did i do
candace
"i'm very passionate about joke making"
cyno
thats not being delusional that's being ambitious
candace
wtvr u say
but i don't think you'll get far
y/n
y'all i'm not even that delusional chill
alhaitham
You keep telling yourself that.
y/n
alhaitham don't even start w me
alhaitham
Oh but I just did.
y/n
it's like i'm arguing w a grandpa
u text way too properly
at least turn auto caps off or something
alhaitham
Why would I do that?
This is correct and more proper.
y/n
no the way u text is vile
alhaitham
this isn't any better, is it?
it's so improper i wonder how all of you can type like this.
y/n
it's not improper 😐
it looks better
would you rather receive a text that says "ok" or "Ok"
both are bad but "Ok" is even worse
talking stage #2 had autocaps on and he kept saying "Ok"
alhaitham
How sad.
I don't care.
cyno
(he cares btw)
kaveh
(fr!!)
candace
(he cares sooo much about his wittle girlfwiend)
dehya
(CANDACE LMAO)
y/n
(all of you guys end ur shit rn 🥺)
kaveh
the way alhaitham told us that too
dehya
no way.
kaveh
YES WAY I HAVE PROOF
candace
bro
they're meant for each other and you can't tell me otherwise
cyno
agreed 101%
alhaitham
No.
Disagree right now.
y/n
ugh if i agree w alhaitham you're gonna be all up my ass but fr you guys disagree pls 🙁.
kaveh
u cant disagree with facts baby ❤️
y/n
wagt.
dehya
my jaw dropped to the floor
cyno
kaveh??
why are you flirting w alhaithams girlfriend you're so silly 😜😜
homewrecker!!! 🥱
alhaitham
Absolutely not.
Kaveh can do an anythinf he wants it's his choicr.
kaveh
AWWW OMG ANOTHER SOELLING MISTAKE
candace
WAS RHAT A SET UP LMFAOOOO
dehya
STOPP BC HES WHIPPED
HOW CUTE
cyno
HELPPP ALHAITHAM 💀
alhaitham
All of you block my number right now.
I wasn't looking at my phone when I sent that.
cyno
it's ok you don't have to worry
none of us are gonna go for your gf 🫶
alhaitham
Everyone can do whatever they want. Y/n is not my girlfriend.
cyno
i meannn
you guys technically are dating
y/n
be fr
behind closed doors we are not but maybe in public we are
ugh that's so annoying
in public do we really have to act like a couple
candace
do u want the money or not.
y/n
i do but
but candaceeeee
that's sm work...
alhaitham
That's how you earn money, dumbass.
If you think working for money is too much work, you really need a reality check.
y/n
literally kys alhaitham no one was talking to you
kaveh
hes right thoughhh
y/n
unfortunately 😐
i hate it when you're right can you be wrong more
alhaitham
Why would I want to be wrong?
dehya
she doesn't like to admit ure right and she's wrong 😁
she's so cute isnt she!!!
alhaitham
I'd rather kill myself than to say that.
y/n
do it
no one's stopping u 🥺❤️❤️
alhaitham
Without me, who will help you with your assignments?
y/n
bitch.
cyno
WAIT WHAT????
kaveh
DID WE MISS SOMETBING BCEAUSE
candace
NO FUCKING WAY LMAOOOOO
dehya
y/n's ego must be soooo damaged rn...
candace
ONG 😭
SHE HAS TO ASK ALHAITHAM FOR HELP IM SOBBING RN...
alhaitham
Oops. Was I not supposed to say that?
y/n
you're so fucking annoying
you make ME wanna kms
alhaitham
So? Do it. No one's stopping you.
y/n
but without me who will you study with 🤭
dehya
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
candace
REAL SHITT
kaveh
NAW I NVR REALIZED HOW MUCH WE DONT KNOW ABOUT THEM
cyno
WAITTTT KAVEH URE SO RIGHT
how do we not know this about them.
dehya
ONG?
like whatre u two hiding
i thought u guys hated each other
what's up w this...
alhaitham
Oh, look. It's my bedtime.
kaveh
it's 5:46 pm king 👑🙏
y/n
omgggg i have a driving class rn haha isn't that crazy
candace
u can drive queen 👸🙏
cyno
it's ok if u guys are fr dating you can tell us
we are accepting 🥺🥺
dehya
real!!!
if you guys actually ARE dating it's ok to tell us we will accept you guys no matter what ❤️❤️
y/n
stop
absolutely no
like no
id never lower my standards...
alhaitham
Maybe you should.
kaveh
OH????
alhaitham
Let me finish my sentence.
Maybe you should lower standards. Notice how you've been single for the past 2 years? Your standards are so fucking high up your ass. You're picky but end up always choosing the wrong person.
Fucking idiot.
y/n
wow i think i feel a bit called out haha 😂
haha...
alhaitham
Not a joke.
y/n
whyre u so mad at me for that tho
it doesn't concern u at all 😉
alhaitham
Not when you're weeping over it while we're working on our assignments.
I don't need to know about your guy problems.
y/n
damn ok
kaveh
...awkwarddd
cyno
HOE SHUT UP 😭