"Kenma just broke my bed"
In a call...
{y/n=bold}
{Kenma=normal}
"KENMA HELP THE FUCKING SPIDER IS FOLLOWING M-"
"DONT LURE IT TO THE HOUS IM NTO IN THE HOUSE YOU DUMBASS"
"WHAT IT'S ALREADY HERE U FUCKFACE"
"DONT CALL ME FUCKFACE"
"OKAY WAHATEVER HURRY UP IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE IM ABOUT TO DIE"
"for fuck sake"
"BRO WHY WONT IT DIE"
"I DON'T KNOW"
then suddenly i saw my life flash before my eyes, kenma...kenma broke my bed
"Oh fuck"
"..."
"uhh, wait let me make u another one"
"kenma....i can't believe u😞"
"I can't believe u just broke MY bed"
"What the fuck, why does it sound bad when u say it"
"CAUSE U EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY KILLED MY BED U MONSTER"
"jesus, here i made u another one stop being dramatic over a bed dumbass"
"this is what you probably did to your black haired friend that looks like he has a bald spot at the back of his head, THAT'S PROBABLY WHY HE DOESN'T PLAY MINECRAFT W U ANYMORE!!!"
"well fine i did kill his bed before BUT THAT WASN'T THE REASON WHY HE DOESN'T PLAY MINECRAFT W ME"
"WHY?? HOW DO U KNOW??🤨"
"CAUSE HE JUST SAYS HE'S BUSY EVERYTIME I CALL HIM EVERYTIME I WANT TO PLAY MC....oh fuck, yeah maybe it is the reason but fuck you"
"see? killing everyone's bed especially fred-"
"Wait wait wait wait, did u just say fred? did u just name your bed fred?"
"Yeah...and u have a problem w it 3 inch boy?🤔"
"..."
"why? r u jelly or sum shi?😱"
"what kind of psychopath names their MC BED FRED???"
"SO NOW YOU'RE ASSUMING THAT IM A PSYCHOPATH????😱😱🤨🤨🤨"
"IM NOT ASSUMING, YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH"
"damn, if im a psychopath then u are too, you're getting cancelled on twt bae😜"
"damn u finna do me like that?😞 ouch."
"daddy can i get my monthly nitro uwu🥺🥺👉👈"
"No kitten it's not the time yet 👿"
"b-b-but daddy 🥺"
"no kitten."
"k, anyways"
i turned my character towards the corner of his bed
"DON'T EVEN THINK ABT IT Y/N"
"KILLED IT!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU"
"heh maybe later bae😜😘"
i was just kidding but for some reason kenma looked away from his camera and i can see...redness on his ear?
"ayo kenma u blushin or smth?🤔🤭"
"no, im blushing for your mom, but maybe i am"
"did I miss the announcement or are we back in middle school again? but what'd u say at the end pookie?😱"
"nothing u uglyass anyways make me a new bed or else, I'll kill your parrot that has been flying around the goddamn house for the last month 💀"
"NO DON'T BRING MY PETS INTO THIS U PSYCHOPATH"
"chill, js make me the new bed"
Atsumu's baby daddies
Atsumu:
Y/N WTF DID U JS TWEET😭🙏🏻
Osamu:
YO FR WYM "BROKE MY BED"??
Suna:
REAL! U HAVE SUM EXPLANATION 2 DO 🤨
Omi:
after 19 yrs you're finally not a fucking virgin
Y/n:
FUCK YOU OMI u js assumed that im a virgin, it's prob becuz u are CUZ U DON'T GET 😼'S
O
mi:
YES I DO.
Atsumu:
stfu omi, anyways so what was that abt your bed y/n explain 🤨
Y/n:
dude okay, so long story short i was being chased by a spider and i for some dumb reason can't fucking kill it, so i made kenma do it then he hit my bed and destroyed it IN MINECRAFT YOU DIRTY MINDED LOOKIN ASS BITCH
Suna:
nah u lyin
Osamu:
fr
Omi:
what kind of blind psychopath would hit the bed instead of the fucking spider 💀💀
Kenma:
i do and u got a problem w it?🧑🦼
Suna:
Yes
Omi:
yes
Osamu:
no
Kenma liked
Osamu:
FUCK YEAH THIS IS WHY IM THE BETTER TWIN, U SUCK @atsumu
Y/n:
I'll shave all your fucking balls off
Omi:
please do.
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I HAVEV THE WORST HUMOR EVERR IM SRRYYY I LITERALLY FUCKING LAUGH AY EVERYTHING 😭😭
so i hope ur still reading this cuz my writing sucks i js fairly do this for fun so i am not good at it🙅🏻♀️
but that's all bye xoxo luv y'all fine ppl 🥰😘😘👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩