Random Funny Things to say to...

By clarinoodle

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My first joke/random/funny book. Hope you like it!!! :P More

Introooooooo...
Beauty sleep
Common sense and deodorant
Torture
Funny
10 things i know about you
Mouthwash
Milk drama
Plate smashing
@nialerzprincezzz
Spider
Bus
Narwhals
Slap
Answers
Hunting trip
Spoons ans straws
FAN ME
Sleep overs
Thank you
Garbage disposal
Scrabble
Talking
I am an idiot
Pants
Fat
Math
Hair curling
Home
My Chemical Romance
TV
True
2am...
Cows
For people who flinch at loud sounds...
Lol so funny
Thanks again
Laziness
Do you ever see...
Style changes
Fruit
Names
Phone numbers
...
Panic
Love
Fish
Chapters
Foooooood
Note
Requests
Car
Sponge bob
Hot dogs
Food
Branez
Cereal
Protein
Creepy
Experiments
SQUEEEEE
@yolocookiestyle
Weird law
Makeup
Aug 18/19
McDonalds
AAAAAHHHHH
What the living fudge
Yup
Salute to America
How time and music go together
DONT LOOK AT THE PIC YET
Disney
XD
It sort of looks creepy
Anyone else
Dying
Haha
Weelllllll...
Teaching
That moment
Felling rebellious
Nightmares
HEY!!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Tounge typing
New song
Snap crackle pop
HOLY CRAP!!!
Oh...
That moment
Shout out!!
Puppy
Sooooo...
Almost to the end
Guess what???
2016!!!
100
Oh my

Friends

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By clarinoodle

You invite your new friend to sit at a table at lunch with you and your best friend...
Best friend: -_-
New friend: -_-
Me: unicorn turds

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