Veteran:I'm not gonna ask again.WHO THE F*CK TOOK MY COOKIES FROM MY COOKIE JAR.
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The crew:(talking a lot)
Player:guys I'm on the phone with my mom,please be quiet.
The crew:(keeps talking)
Veteran:EVERYONE SHUT THE F*CK UP.
The crew:(quiets down)
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Captain:mother.why is the world flat?
Mother:well,it's not.
Captain:mother if the world was round maps would work like pop up books.
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Player:I hate the kind of people who keep abunch of crap on thier dashboard.
Captain:hehe..I hate them to.
Later
Captain:(removing plushies from his dashboard) IM SORRY.
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Rookie:hey flamingo.
Flamingo: ya.
Rookie:why do British people say British like bri ish.
Flamingo:why?
Rookie: they drank all the t.
Mr egg: or we just have accents you blonde haired buttmunch.
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Engineer:did you know that jelly fish are 90% Water and have no brain.
Gnome:I think captain is a jellyfish.
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Mr cheese: so I wanna sleep and then my adhd kicks in then I'm like 1 sheep,2 sheep,cow,turtle,frog,OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, HAYY MACARINA
The gentleman: since when did you have adhd?
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Captain:would you rather die o-
Happy: die.
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Gnome:hey engi,do you have any interesting stories.
Engineer:I got one. So when I was 5 I went to Dennys with my mom,dad,brother,aunt uncle and grandma.the waiter person gave us a seat. We sat and sat and then they asked for our order. I got pancakes. So we
Sat and Sat until they gave us food. After we wait the waiter said bye and we left. Then I realized.my grandma died in a toy car factory.
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