Mirko: HEYY
Deku: I forgot I was in this chat heh
Shoto: Hi midoriya :)
Mirko: Um hi to you to
Shoto: Oh hi
Dabi: HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS WHAT'S UP
Natsuo: HI
Fuyumi: Hi.
Dabi: 1. Ew punctuation 2. Are you like 70? Where's the fucking energy?
Fuyumi: You could've fucking killed me last night.
Mirko: What the hell happened?
Fuyumi: Well..this stupid bitch I'm supposed to call my older brother dragged me to a bar and it wasn't just a normal god for saken bar it was a bar full a drunk ass villains, then Touya grabbed my arm and told this mist guy for beer or whatever idk what he said, keep in mind there is blasting music with villains scream singing songs by olivia rodrigo and justin beiber. By this time touya had drank ALOT. Then this stupid scar man named touya todoroki decided to dance on the god damn table with 2 of his drunk friends and 1 psycho one Toga, Compress and Spinner. IT WAS A NIGHTMARE AND HE DRAGGED ME ONTO THE FUCKING TABLE AND MADE ME DANCE.
Dabi: It was amazing
Shoto: Well isn't that a story
Natsuo: Touya, I thought you were my ride or die. I thought we were supposed to be forever. WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME YOU DICKHEAD
Mirko: WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME EITHER
Fuyumi: RUMI, NATSUO YOU GUYS ARE MISSING THE POINT.
Dabi: And what was the point exactly?
Fuyumi: That you are a immature, crazy, psycho maniac who literally dragged me, who barely go to partys with 3 people to a fucking huge ass party where not only is there psychos but DANGEROUS PEOPLE THAT COULD HAVE KILLED ME
Dabi: Psychos and dangerous people are basically the same thing lmao
Fuyumi: I hate you.
*Fuyumi is offline*
Dabi: The feeling's mutual lol
Natsuo: Damn, anyway touya you better invite me next time or istg i will whoop your ass
Dabi: Okok calm down jack frost
Mirko: Dabi
Dabi: What?
Mirko: Next time invite me to or I'm gonna fuck your sister.
Dabi: Ok- you can come next time the league does that again-
Deku:..um
*Deku is offline*
Shoto: I'm honestly surprised he didn't leave earlier
Dabi: Ikr