Groupchat | skz

By Minhothecat

128K 3.8K 4.5K

Felix being the smart Person he is decided to do a random ass groupchat with random ass people - Written in E... More

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34

17

3.8K 125 106
By Minhothecat



Felix:
Ok but can we talk about how Jisung just told us that he got robbed

Jisung:

Felix:
IS THAT ME????

Chan:
Can you tell us What happened?

Jisung:
I got robbed

Chan:
And?

Jisung:
THATS IT
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU

Chan:
Damn no need to yell😔😔

Seungmin:
Did you catch the robber?

Jisung:
No I was too lazy to run after him

Seungmin:
Bro

Minho:
What did he steal?

Jisung:
My airpods
My keys
my wallet
And my fucking shopkins card

Hyunjin:
Memories when I got robbed

Jeongin:
Good luck getting home LMFAOOOOO

Jisung:
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN

Chan:
Call the police

Jisung:
I can't

Chan::
Huh why🤨🤨

Jisung:
I only have 1% and i can't get home to charge my phone
AND I CAN'T CALL THE POLICE IF I HAVE 0%

Seungmin:
STOP TEXTING US AND CALL THE POLICE BEFORE YOUR BATTERY GOES FROM 1 TO 0

Jisung:
HELPPFK

Chan:
Jisung
Jisung
JISUNG

Seungmin:
Aaaaaand his battery ran out! Great

Hyunjin:
That same happened to me when I got robbed😊😊😊😊

Chan:
When did YOU get robbed???

Hyunjin:
Like 2 days ago

Minho:
💀💀💀

Changbin:
Pov it's the same robber

Hyunjin:
Jisung What did the robber look like
Oh Yeah his battery ran out nvm
Now hold on
I SEE JISUNG

Changbin:
WHAT

Hyunjin:

Felix:
WHO TF TOOK THIS PHOTO

Hyunjin:
Some random ass man
He actually asked us if he can take a photo of us
Feeling famous rn☺️☺️

Felix:
Hyunjin.

Hyunjin:
Yes?

Felix:
CALL THE DAMN POLICE FOR JISUNG

Hyunjin:
Oh Yeah I forgot that he got robbed
Brb

Jeongin:
💀💀💀

Minho:
Hyunjin
I have a question For you

Hyunjin:
Omg first time you talk to me normally😍😍
Usually you are super mean to me☺️
Anyways Yeah?

Minho:
What did the"random ass man" look like...

Hyunjin:
He smelled like he haven't showered in 7 months

Jeongin:
Only 2 months away! 😍😍😍 can't wait For the baby☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

Hyunjin:
What.

Jeongin:
Because you said 7 month
And 2 months until it's 9 months
And you have to wait 9 months For a baby
...
I'm sorry it was a joke

Seungmin:
Anyways💀

Hyunjin:
That was the worst joke i've Ever heard

Felix:
Omg "I've" ?! 😍😍😍

Chan:
We don't have time For joking
Minho why did you want to know What the man looked like

Minho:
@Hyunjin
I asked what the man looked like not how he smelled💀💀💀

Hyunjin:
Oh Yeah
Dark brown hair
Prob in his mid 50s
Short as hell
He was really similar to our 8th grade Math teacher

Minho:
Omfg I hated that Mf

Hyunjin:
OH MY GOD SAME I REMEMBER HOW HE TOLD ME ONCE THAT I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WHERE I PUT MY STUFF BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE CAN JUST TAKE THEM WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. LIKE MF IT ISN'T ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS WHERE I PUT MY THINGS🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Chan:
Now hold on.

Changbin:
😨😨😨
This is like a Damn movie

Felix:
Yall need to chill💀💀
Maybe the teacher just wanted to let you know to be careful
I would appreciate if my teacher would tell me something like that

Hyunjin:
I mean Yeah but that goofy ass man was smirking at me
And not like😊😏
IT WAS LIKE😈😈😈😈😏😏😏😏
Wait
Ignore that
😏😏😏🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿👿🍴🍴🍴🍴🌮🌮🌮🌮

Jeongin:
What is he, a cannibal?💀

Hyunjin:
NO
Wait

FINALLY

Seungmin:
Bro had to google

Chan:
Why didn't you just say that he had a Evil smirk...?

Hyunjin:
Damn sorry🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Minho:
Now remind us how our 8th grade math teacher looked like

Hyunjin:
Dark brown hair
Short
Oh Yeah and he kinda looked like the robber

Felix:
THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING

Minho:
Give Jisung your phone

Hyunjin:
Hello
Meow
Sorry impulsive thoughts won

Minho:
Hello
Tell me What the robber looked like

Hyunjin:
I forgor

Minho:
JISUNG.

Hyunjin:
Damn hold on give me time to think😓😓😓😓
Oh Yeah
Dark brown hair
He was Short
Like 159cm
Maybe in his 50s???
He had an Evil smirk
"😈😈😈" like that
He was Also wearing round glasses

Felix:
Omfg.....

Changbin:
Minho=Sherlock holmes⁉️⁉️⁉️🕵🏻🕵🏻🕵🏻

Hyunjin:
Hello it's Hyunjin again
Can we all FaceTime?
Like a groupcall

Chan:
Why tho?

Hyunjin:
This is important

Jeongin:
tf


CURRENTLY ON THE CALL:
HYUNJIN, CHAN AND 4 OTHERS

TAP TO JOIN

YES

NO


     Right after the boys entered the FaceTime they could see Hyunjin and Jisung running after someone.

"Why are you guys running?" Chan asked.
He was the first one to speak.

"IT'S THE DAMN ROBBER" Jisung yelled angrily.

Wait
How did they Even find the robber?
AND WHY IS JISUNG NOW WILLING TO RUN EVEN THOUGH HE SAID HE WAS TOO LAZY FOR THAT

Suddenly they all could hear Hyunjin yelling something

" MR. PARK, STOP RUNNING YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW YOU STOLE OUR STUFF YOU FUCKING MORON"

All the boys were quiet during the facetime... Well expect Hyunjin and Jisung Who were yelling at the robber...or the math teacher...Or should I call him Mr. Park? OMFG WHATEVER

Suddenly they could see Mr. Park/ Math teacher/ The robber stop

"Yk Minho and Hyunjin... When I met you two in 8th grade, i  fucking hated you" Mr.Park/ Math teacher/ the robber said while giving an Evil smirk

"So this is the Smirk you were talking about" Jisung whispered to Hyunjin's ear

"I've been preparing For my whole Life For this moment"

"You've been preparing to rob me For 4 years?" Hyunjin asked while being confused as hell.

"Yes you and Minho. "

Suddenly Minho started yelling from the phone

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN ROB ME, YOU ROBBED OUR FRIEND YOU DUMBLEDORE LOOKIN ASS"

Mr.Park/ Math teacher/ the robber gasped and before he could say anything the police cars already pulled next to him.

"What the fuck just happened." Seungmin said

"Should we Just go Back to the groupchat?"

"Yeah"

"Yup

"That's a great idea"

"yeahhh...

"yes"

"Ye

"Yuh"

Changbin:
So
What now

Seungmin:
I wanna ask something
WHY DID MR.PARK/MATH TEACHER/THE ROBBER EVEN TAKE THE PICTURE OF YOU TWO
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT WAS THE POINT????????

Hyunjin:
Good question!
Idk

Chan:
Did you guys get the things back Mr.Park/ Math teacher/ the robber took from you?

Hyunjin:
We did. Jisung went back home
He said that hes gonna text us back when he gets home

Jeongin:
Oh Well
This was a funny experience lmaooo

Jisung:
I'M BACK

Minho:
Did you get the shopkins card

Jisung:
I DID

Felix:
What was Even the Point of the Damn facetime

Jeongin:
Don't complain, we got drama

Felix:
True

Chan:
Well I think i'm gonna go now
To eat
Because
I'm hungry
Bye guys
Try not to get robbed again

Hyunjin:
Bye😓😓😓
Well
I'm Also gonna go
Mom got mad at me when I got robbed to I have to tell her that I got my stuff Back
Bye

Jisung:
I'm gonna go cook something For myself

Changbin:
I thought you said that your mom didn't let you use the kitchen anymore because you almost started a fire like 2 months ago?

Jisung:
Damn I forgot
Them I'm gonna go buy some food
Bye

Changbin:
Yeah i'm Also gonna go because Everyone else is Also going

Felix:
I'm gonna go stream after like😓😓😓😓

Seungmin:
I'm gonna go sleep

Jeongin:
I'm gonna
Idk
Bye

Minho:
Oh
Well
Maybe my next job is gonna be a detective
Oh shit I left the casserole in the fucking oven





YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEEYIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEEYIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEEYIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE


Sorry For my bad English and grammar errors btw

Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

13.8K 511 46
A book filled to the brim with random chaotic energy from Stray Kids. From Instagram posts to overly humourous group chats. Come and see what Stray K...
1.6K 130 19
This is story of eight girls who end up texting skz in a group chat, which is there fav kpop group and they don't even know about that What will hap...
34.1K 712 37
Some oneshots✨
46.6K 1.9K 30
Living a very lonely life as the outcast of his school, Han Jisung starts texting his thoughts and feelings to a random number in an attempt to let e...