[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-M...

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Two years in lockdown? Can the lads really make it through without their lives falling into shambles? Read mo... More

Online Classes #1
Quarantine #1
Online Classes #2
Online Classes #3
Quarantine #2
Quarantine #3
Quarantine #4
Shopping #1
Quarantine #5
Chatroom #1
Online Classes #4
Chatroom #2
Quarantine #6
Quarantine #7
Chatroom #3
Chatroom #4
Chatroom #5
Chatroom #6
Chatroom #7
Chatroom #8
Chatroom #9
Chatroom #10
Chatroom #11
Chatroom #12
Chatroom #13
Chatroom #14
Quarantine #8
Chatroom #15
Shopping #2
Quarantine #9
Online Classes #5
Online Classes #6
Chatroom #16
Chatroom #17
Chatroom #18
Quarantine #10
Quarantine #11
Quarantine #12
Quarantine #13
Chatroom #19
Quarantine #14
Quarantine #15
Quarantine #16
Quarantine #17
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Chatroom #20
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Chatroom #21
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Actor AU! Interview #1
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Actor AU! Interview #2
Quarantine #25
Chatroom #22
The Professor Tripartite #1
The Professor Tripartite #2
Pride Month Special #1
Quarantine #27
Quarantine #28
Actor AU! Interview #3
Quarantine #29
Quarantine #30
Chatroom #23
Chatroom #24
Chatroom #25
Chatroom #26
Squid Game AU #1
Chatroom #27
Quarantine #31
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Chatroom #28
Quarantine #34
Chatroom #29
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Chatroom #30
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Happy Christmas!
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Chatroom #31
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Chatroom #32
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Happy Christmas '22!

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By HeadphonesAndLuck

The team, separated once again.


•••

[Edward and Orion:]

Edward: Writer ka rin po 'di ba, Kuya Orion?

Orion: Yeeeaahh, I write novels =u=

Edward: (Fanboy Mode: ON)

Edward: Soooo anything I might've read?

Orion:

Orion: That depends. How old are you?

Edward: 17.

Orion: Hmm.

Edward: Do you write uhm, R18—

Orion: No I just use a lot of pen names depending on the genre.

Edward: You didn't answer my question but alright.

Orion: I have mystery novels, you might like that.

Edward: I do! Tell me!

Orion: Aaahhh I changed my mind, it's embarrassing

Orion: I have Dave Casedale Drew's books though, you might like him!

Edward:

Edward: I don't know what to say.

Orion: Nowee likes his books too!

Edward: Of course he does. Noir idolises Dave so much, it's a surprise he hasn't made an altar for him yet.

Orion: That's why I made Dave a character in my novel and tortured him ❤️

Edward:

Edward: I think I know what to say now.

[Team Henry and Forseti:]

Forseti: (hasn't moved since he got there, watching Henry play with dogs)

Henry: (stands up and catches his breath) Whoo! That was FUN!

Henry: I need to stop now though, sumasakit na ang likod at mga kasu-kasuan ko. (brushes his shirt and waves goodbye to the caretaker) Bye Jamila!

Forseti:

Henry: (notices Forseti on his way out)

Henry: Please tell me you didn't wait for ten minutes.

Forseti: I didn't.

Henry: (sighs in relief) Oh thank gods. Papatayin ako nina Heim kapag nalaman nilang pinaghintay kita nang matagal.

Forseti: I waited for 45 minutes.

Forseti: My knees hurt, Hermod.

Henry: (drops to the ground) UUWI AKO NANG NAKALUHOD, I'M SO SORRY.

Forseti: I am hungry too.

Henry: WAAAHHH GINUTOM KA PA I'M SO SORRY

Henry: Halika pakainin muna kita bago tayo umuwi. (stands up)

Forseti: =u=

Henry: Ay wala pala akong dalang wallet

Forseti: I have the wallet, Hermod.

Henry: I also haven't bought anyone gifts, so I need to go shopping too...

Forseti:

Henry: Heim also asked me to buy cake for Christmas eve!

Forseti: Hermod, I am becoming unhappy with my decision to pick you up.

Forseti: Which speaks volumes, considering I am an experienced judge.

Henry: Well sometimes we make wrong judgments.

Forseti:

Forseti: Hermod, I am becoming unhappy with your presence.

Hermod: (kneels in front of Forseti again) PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

[Team Father and Son:]

Lance: Now since Futhark went with Zweihänder, you're in charge of the meat Futhark's supposed to cook.

Joyeuse:

Joyeuse: Alright.

Lance:

Lance: I changed my mind, I'll do it. You might poison all of us.

Joyeuse: Do you really think I'm capable of poisoning all of you?

Lance: Yes, without doubt.

Joyeuse: Great, just so we're on the same page.

Lance: Uutusan kitang magbalot ng mga regalo. Can you do that?

Joyeuse:

Joyeuse: Sure.

Lance:

Lance: Never mind. I have the feeling you'll wrap them shittily.

Joyeuse: Look at that, you're two for two.

Lance: Can you entertain the Coronado Chronicles instead and keep them out of my room?

Joyeuse:

Joyeuse: Of course.

Lance:

Lance: You'll lead them to my room, won't you?

Joyeuse: I'll tell them the party's in your room.

Lance: Hindi kita mapapakiusapan nang ayos, ano?

Joyeuse: Four for four, Lance, you are on fire.

Lance: Let's talk about something else instead.

Joyeuse: Great, let's see if you can go five for five.

Lance: What's with you and Futhark?

Joyeuse:

Joyeuse: You said you want me to wrap gifts for you? I can do that.

[Team Zweihänder and Futhark:]

Futhark: Zwei bilisan natin, marami pa akong lulutuin ngayon.

Zweihänder: Don't worry, pinapunta ko sa 372A sina Macey kaya may katulong ka.

Futhark: Ah! Paki-text po si Macey para i-check ang mga pagkain do'n.

Zweihänder: Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Futhark: Mahaba-haba pa ang lalakarin natin.

Zweihänder: Payag ka n'on, pinaglalakad ka ngayon ni Joyeuse?

Futhark: To be honest, Joyeuse and I were on the same page naman.

Zweihänder: Tologo bo

Futhark: Ang title ng page ay "Ilayo si Zweihänder sa 372A".

Zweihänder: Grabe kayo sa 'kin, gusto ko lang namang ma-feel n'yo ang magic ng Pasko.

Futhark: Well...

Futhark: Matagal-tagal na rin no'ng huli akong na-excite para sa Pasko. Kadalasan kasi no'ng bata ako, ang nararamdaman ko lang tuwing Pasko ay inggit.

Zweihänder: Aww...

Futhark: Kaya siguro ngayong lumaki ako, parang expensive na fiesta lang ang Pasko. Kailangang mag-decorate at maglagay ng mga ilaw, kailangang maghanda ng pagkain, kailangang magbigay ng regalo. That's it.

Zweihänder: Well, para din sa pamilya ang Pasko.

Futhark: Paanong pamilya?

Zweihänder: You know. Ang Pasko ay opportunity para maramdaman mong may lugar ka na matatawag na "home". In your case, 372A High Street, kasama ang mga tatay-tatayan mo at saka mga kapatid mo.

Futhark: Hindi ko ba pwedeng maramdaman 'yan tuwing Summer o Halloween?

Zweihänder: Hindi. Ang Summer ay para maramdaman mo ang init ng panahon. Ang Halloween ay para maramdaman mong napapaligiran ka ng mga demonyo.

Zweihänder: Seriously, hindi ko pa rin napapatawad si Edward sa kakaiba n'yang trip no'ng Halloween last last last year.

Futhark: (grins) Sige, Zwei. Damhin natin ang diwa ng Pasko ngayon.

Ruhmfried: (stumbles upon them) Well, well, well. Harry. Fraulein Snow.

Futhark: Zwei parang nadarama ko ang diwa ng Aztec human sacrifice ngayon.

Zweihänder: Relaaax, mabait 'yang si Ruhmfried.

Futhark: Kung si Ruhmfried ang basis ng kabaitan, anghel si Joyeuse.

Ruhmfried: I am literally nice to everyone but you, Fraulein Snow.

Zweihänder: See? At least aminado s'ya.

Futhark: (squints eyes)

Zweihänder: Anyway. What's up, Ruhmfried?

Ruhmfried: I was looking for Niall because it's Christmas, but I couldn't find him anywhere.

Zweihänder: Yeah naghahasik ng lagim si Lae.

Futhark: You'd love that, wouldn't you?

Ruhmfried: Honestly, I would be the one to stop him. Where's he now?

Zweihänder: Kapag nakakita ka ng parada ng mga ligaw na hayop, somewhere there makikita mo si Lae.

Ruhmfried: I'm not overly fond of animals.

Futhark: Great! (pulls Ruhmfried) I'll bring you to your Niall!

[Team Lukas:]

In a five-star restaurant, where the tables are occupied by animals in little bow ties.

Laevateinn: (sitting in a table with Fenrir, Arthur, Gullin, and Madeline (Orion's husky)) I can feel the Chrirtmas spirit.

Gullin: (sitting on Arthur's head)

Laevateinn: Brother, order us the Christmas special ice cream.

Arthur: (to the room) Is that what everyone wants?

(happy animal noises)

Arthur: (looks around for waiters and other staff)

Arthur: Huh.

Arthur: I think even the chef left, Niall.

Laevateinn:

Laevateinn: The Christmas spirit is trying to escape, brother.

Arthur: Welcome to adulthood.

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