He may look stupid and be stupid but does not stop me from loving him
(Just a lil story i wrote idk)
Ugh names blurred to protect me besties🫡
One day J** was walking along the Saharah Desert when she saw an ox. Her attention was immediately drawn to the ox's hard, hard horns.
She tried to deepthroat the horn, but choked instead when the ox turned away and impaled C******. J** laughed maniacally. So did the ox.
After that, they became besties. J** even bought them matching cowboy hats (they were bright pink).
One day, J** and the ox went past R*****'s restaurant, Cookie Porn. However, there was a McDonald's next to it, and she went there instead. Fortunately for R*****, M**** was there, and she went inside and purchased a machine gun. Although the machine gun had no ammo, S************* gave M**** some bullets.
M**** went inside the McDonald's and asked for a Pokemon Kids Meal, but the worker said they no longer sold that. M**** was T R I G G R E D.
She pulled out the glock and shot everyone in the facility, saving the ox for last. Once M**** had shot the ox, she had a stroke and died.