I jump off my bed as i listen to Beethoven's music! Good morning Earth-sama!!
Then I run over to Shrek's house!
Sunday is when i worship my ogrelord Shrek!!
I get on my hands and knees singing "Amazing Shrek"
I turn around and find my father Sonic my hedgehog singing along.
"DADDY!!!!" 😍😍😍（≧∇≦）
I prance into his perfect hedgehog arms in joy!!
"Hey there, Steph. Long time no see!"
Sonic gracefully told me.
"Hehheheheheheheh yeahsss!" I humbly replied
Atlast the Almighty OgreLord has arrived.
"WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN MEH SWAMP?!"
"ShReK!!!/!/!//))2$2 MY LORD HERE HAVE MY ONION OFFERING"
"Ah good I m8" Shrek's beautiful tone aroused my ochinchin.
I hear a gay voice through the distance
"Happy 420 bitches!!" ScreaMed USAAA
"MY COUTYRYY!.$:$:$:"
I yelled.
I walked to Mr. amERICA and started to get my flute to play "Me Country Tis of the"
BUT SUDDENLY THE GREAT PRUSSIA ARRIVES IN A CADILAC"
"KESESESESE SUCK IT LOSERS!!!!!!!!"
Gilbitch screamed
"PRUZZIA! PIZZA!!" Sonic is a massive fan of PrusSIA.
"I know you!!! :3 ur Sanic le Hegeheg!
Prussia was also a fan of blue hedge-whore!
":D I luv u pls sign my huge hedgehOg diCk pPLEASE'
"MY GREAT AAESOME SELF SHALL SIGN Sonic the Hedgehog COCK!"
I stared as my daddy and PruPru had a furrie session!!:!:!:
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"OMG ARE U SANIC!:$3$:$:$:l
Americunt YELLES
"YES NOW AMERICAN OR AMERICANT???
Sonic AsKED THE ALRED!!
"AMERI-FUCKINg-CAN SNJDJDJDJDN"
Sonic and americunt danced to Micheal J(erkingoff)ackson!!
"CUZ THA IZ THRILLAR THRILLER NIIGHT SHDJSJBLAH"