Warning: swearing
Yumi:I hate my life
Yasha: no one cares plus no one gives a fuck ,stupid :/
Yumi:
Also Yumi: Istg,I'm gonna break your kneecaps at the night :D
Yasha: cool. The free trials to death are useless now.
Yumi: Don't care,Stoopid :)
Yasha: You ruined my life!
Kiara Marie: How could I ruin you life I wasn't even there?
Yumi: Bruh :/
Zombie apocalypse Au:
Yumi:So,how do we turn zombie into humans again?
Also Yumi: :) Uno reverse card
Yasha: Girl, it doesn't work that way.
Meanwhile:
Yumi: *biting a zombie while holding the Uno reverse card* You can't get away with this shit! :)
Yasha: HOLY SHIT THAT WORKS?!
Yasha: *writing in a notebook*
Yumi: watcha doin?
Yasha: no.
Yumi:Fucker,lemme see ,you bitch
Yasha: *gets Andrei in secret Santa* oh shit.
The whole class: SHIPPPPPP
Yumi: luh puro kayo ship ng ship, lucky bastard
Day of the Christmas Party:
Angela: *giving Yasha their gift*
Class: AYIEEEEEEEEEEE
Prince: *walks up*
Yasha: Bruh, btw be happy I considered giving you one
Yeah btw I didn't write this... Naomi tf did you do. (I'm Yasha, and please refrain from using that name)
Ok so, my gift to y'all
anddddd it's inspired by other books.
Le gift 1 (-Ankoshin_Silvia-)
Nya: Hey Zane... Have you feel like we're missing someone?
Zane: I don't understand what you mean...? Lloyd and Jay are in the gaming room, Cole's on a mission, Kai's locked up in his room for a week and has- oh crap.
...
Nya: CHECK HIS ROOM
Zane: DONT RUSH ME
Nya: MY BROTHER IS STARVING HIMSELF SO HURRY UP
Zane: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
they rush to his room to find it locked
Nya: WHY ISN'T COLE HERE
Zane: HES ON A MISSION NYA
Lloyd and Jay walks in
Jay: uhhhhhh
Lloyd: what are you guys doing-
Nya: OH GOOD YOURE HERE. HELP US BREAK DOWN THE DOOR
Jay: Why..?
Zane: KAI LOCKED HIMSELF HERE FOR ATLEAST A WEEK NOW
Lloyd: HE DID WHAT NOW?!
Nya: YEAH HE DID SO HELP US OUT HER-
and for plot convenience the door went down
Nya: KAI?!
Zane: crud he's not here, but the window is open...
Nya & Zane: KAI RAN AWAY!
Cole who just came back from said mission: Why the fuck is Nya and Zane screaming-
Lloyd: your boyfriend's missing.
Cole: KAI'S MISSI- NO LLOYD WE ARENT DATING.
End of thy filler chapter heh
Sooo watcha think?
Aight this is spoilers for 'Wanted'
???: What are we going to do with him..?
Lloyd: Keep him there I guess?
Kai: did you really didn't think this through? he's a guard and he knows the entrance to our hideout!
???(btw not the same person as on top): Kai's got a point here, should I mind control him?
Yeah that's practically obvious on who this person is.
Jay from inside the cell: uh can I speak...?
???: Can we check that he doesn't have a phone or anything to contact the authority?
Yeah practically they're just going to argue till dawn lmao
Merry Christmas ppl and happy new year.
btw, Angela, why tf did you gift me a blouse- atleast a jacket or a thesaurus 😭