Just a normal day in high school.
"Oh. my. god. No. History." "Again?! This is like, the second time we've had history this week!"
While more than half the class was complaining, our homeroom teacher, Blue boy, entered the class.
"Hi, Kaito-san! Hii!!"
Ah, blue boy simp.
"Hello, Len!"
While blue boy simp evaporated from first name basis, Blue boy started speaking again;
"Hello, class!"
Poor boy received the most tired 'Hi' ever in return.
"You all seem more energetic than usual today."
A random kid asked him,
"Where's.. uh.. guys, what was drama queen's name again?"
"An."
"HEY!"
Before An could reply to my snarky little comment, Kaito facepalmed and said,
"Okay, fine fine. I'll get to the point.
Also, 'drama queen''s name is Meiko.
Atleast was.
You guys have a new drama teacher."
The whole class exclaimed, 'yes!'.
"Atleast only temporarily.
Meiko-san is on temporary leave because she's sick."
"Awe.. I liked herr.."
The pink bird spoke.
Wait.
Wasn't she in Miya girls...??
What..
"Well, you're pretty much the only one who liked her."
Even Toya agreed drama was boring as fuck, dude.
"Hey! A lot of other people liked Meiko-san!! I liked Meiko-san."
I saw Len's goofy smile drop.
His poor husband was cheating on him.
But, before the simp could have a mental breakdown, unless he already had one, A new sombrero lady entered our class.
Okay, maybe not a sombrero.. but her entire face was covered by that.. uh.. beach hat??
Suddenly, Len's emotions were all over the place.
Meiko was gone, but there's a new one?!
God, he's really unlucky.
"Everyone, this is your new temporary history and drama teacher!"
She took off her hat, panting.
I saw Len's soul go out of the whole universe.
Rip.
Sombrero lady's mouth went agape.
"Wait.
Kourt,
I'm supposed to be teaching my own BROTHER?!"
I realized why Len just died inside.
"MY OLDER TWIN BROTHER?!"
I'd not just have my soul travel to Mars if Ena was my teacher, I'd die.
I'm sure Saki would feel the same aswell.
Now everyone sitting near Len was either giggling, or being like, 'Oh don't worry bro I'm sure it'll be fine this too will pass not all good things last forever'.
"Rin.. hello."
Len said, putting on the brightest smile possible while half crying.
"So her name's Rin?
How positively, fantastically Rincredible!~",
Said the abnormal pink extinct bird that sticks its head in the sand.
Wait.. weren't those ostriches?
Damn, I actually remember stuff.
I don't know what Toya's talking about, I'm so fucking smart.
What the fuck do emus do anyway?
"Uh, anyway.. Kai? Kite? Kito??",
Rin started.
"Yes?"
"Who the fu-?"
Diva Rin looked confused as hell when I said yes, and I felt just as confused as her.
Wait.. she meant Kaito.. didn't she..
Of course she did..
"Haha.. Thats Akito for you.."
Kaito spoke, nervously chuckling, breaking our confused glances at eachother, probably thinking I'd have said something 'offensive'.
Suddenly, the person I liked least in our combined drama class woke up from hibernation.
Oh no.
"Aki..?"
He asked, rubbing his eyes.
"As in..Kito.. Akito?"
Blue boy nodded at him.
"Akito is an amazing guy, Rin. He's funny, He's cute, no, absolutely adorable, and everything you could ever ask for.."
..He said, before falling back asleep.
Or so I hope..
I was absolutely dying at that moment, thanking god a million times that Tsukasa sat behind me and not in front.
"You sound gay as hell."
Rin stated, unbothered while I was red as hell processing what all he said about me in front of everyone so casually.
Everyone went from comforting Len to looking at Tsukasa to Rin to.. me, whispering.. stuff.
'Are they dating? No? But they'd make such a cute couple!'
A cute couple, huh..
Why am I even listening to them?! Ugh.
My life is officially transformed into an even worse living hell.
I and Tsukasa are definitely gonna be the talk of the year..
Why did it have to be in the only combined class we're in..
God, why do I still exist.. just to suffer.
"Anyway, Kite, get out. Its showtime!"
Rin spoke, making just as stupid a pose as Tsukasa would make.
From sitting two seats behind me to the side, I looked at him from the corner of my eye to see his reaction when Rin stole his line.
He looked slightly mad, and then broke out into a fit of laughter.
"HA HA HA! LET THE SHOW BEGIN!"
He yelled, striking a proud lil' pose in his seat.
Okay.. maybe he didn't go back to sleep.
Rin replied, "HA! I like this guy,"
I don't know why, but I felt a slight wave of anger flash over me.
"Whats his name, bro in-law?"
Len passed out from the 'bro in-law', even blue boy seemed to notice it.
"Haha.. his name is Tsukasa. I'll be going now..."
Blue boy spoke, his face painted scarlet all over.
He was about to dash out of the classroom, before stopping at the door, and turned around.
"Akito, be nice."
"WHY ME?!"
..And he left.
Len was still dropped dead at his seat one seat in front of me on the side, but Rin ignored all of us and started again.
"Hello, everyone! I'm your unboring drama and history teacher, Kagamine Rin!"
She smiled, and walked over to my seat, I almost had a panic attack because I thought she wanted me to speak.
Thankfully, she went straight for the one next to me.
Keeping her smile, she said, "Wake up Len. You dumbass.", gritting her teeth, and aggressively shaking blue boy simp.
Finally, Len awoke from his 'sleep'?? If you could call it that.
"Oh, well if it isn't sleeping beauty herself. How was your beauty sleep?
And no, Kaito did not kiss you."
"Fuck."
Rin was cool as hell.
"Anyway!
Now that we're all awake and ready, our first project for the semester is.. Uh.. I forgot to ask Kite about that.. We'll just look at the drama records."
Sudden groaning murmurs arose in the air when 'drama' was mentioned.
"Shut up. I'll make it fun, I swear.
Oh shit.. this is really hard to read. Did a doctor write this shit or what?"
7 minutes of Rin struggling to read the school records later
"Okay, there's absolutely no way to make such boring plays fun..
I need one of you to rewrite the script for me.
Ginger boy, you're up."
She said, looking right into my eyes.
"Excuse me, Ms. Rin, But I have no experience in writing. Let alone rewriting famous plays."
I spoke in my 'polite' accent.
"Doesn't matter.
You seem writer material."
I boiled with anger on the inside, trying my hardest to not let it show.
The fuck is 'writer material' anyway?
Before I could argue with her on writing, she moved on.
"Anyway, the play we're rewriting is.. dun dun dun..
You guessed it!
Romeo and Juliet."
..
"NO FUCKING WAY!"
Akiyama yelled, slamming her hands on her desk.
"THAT BITCHLESS IDIOT HAS TO REWRITE ROMEO AND JULIET?! HAH, TAKE THAT!"
An screeched.
"Hm.. but before that, we need a Romeo first."
Oh no.
"Showtime guy,"
Oh NO.
I'm doomed.
You're telling me that I have to basically write a romance novel, AND make Tsukasa the main character? I'm gonna cry.
Tsukasa beamed at Rin, and then smiled at me when he saw me looking at him.
I looked away immediately.
I hate him so much.
God I want him.
"Anyway, we've wasted so much time that the lesson's over.
Have fun suffering in Biology, kids~"
I would point out the fact that she's younger than most of us, but I don't wanna get in hot water with someone I'll probably have to spend a lot of time with already.
"Except you, Akito. You're coming with me."
Ugh.
Biology would've been better, honestly, I thought, as I dragged myself near Rin, and right when I reached the door, I shot Toya a look saying; 'save me'.
He looked enraged while also somehow looking expressionless, his face asking me, 'When the hell did you and Tsukasa get so close?' and I replied with my face, 'I DON'T KNOW??' and after an array of arguing through expressions later, Rin called after me.
"Ginger, you coming or not? If not, you don't have a choice."
She said, grabbing my elbow and dragging me after her.
God, she's been in this school for 15 minutes and I already hate her..
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Story of how I(Kito) became a writer frfr
btw I make Akito and other characters call Mizuki a 'her' because they don't know that they're non-binary
I suck at writing dude