-part one-
where arabella sainz's old classmate adds her to a groupchat by accident
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"why'd we let him do it?"
"should we have let you??"
"i feel like i deserve appreciation too"
"no one likes american's dumbass"
"how's the weather down there"
"warm like the fires of hell i'm going to throw you into"
"jude wtf is this"
"shit"
"who else is young enough to set you up with"
"you could always ring up southgate, he's got that dilf vibe"
"welcome to the ohio of europe!"
"i'm not in the UK???"
"say that in a week, i don't get a refund on these tickets"
"this is child abuse"
"YOU'RE A CHILD??!?!"
"i'm 17 old man"
"dad?"
"yes?"
"not you mason wtf"
"who's willing to sugar daddy me and pay for taylor swift tickets, my brother's ignoring my calls"
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this act is sponsored by:
glitch - taylor swift
"i think there's been a glitch!"
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jude bellingham's failure with technology
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the matchmaking tendencies of the "world cup baddies" group chat