ATITTIES
me
i have some great news
yunho
OMG MINGI PROPOSED
AND DIDNT TELL ME
WTF
mingi
no???
mingi
i can't lie idek what she's
talking about
wooyoung
woah not yuna keeping
secrets in a committed
relationship
me
i'm not i just can't type
well with my left hand
san
is that honestly relevant
me
yes very much so
seonghwa
what happened bubble
me
bUBBLE?!!??!??
wooyoung
aww yuna the little baby
bubble
seonghwa
I SAID BUBBLE ON ACCIDENT
BUT OMG BABY BUBBLE YUNA
STOP
me
no seriously please stop
me
ANYWAYS
me
my news
hongjoong
what is your news kidlet
me
i love that name thank you
hongjoong
hongjoong
you're very welcome love
me
AAHHH LITERALLY STOP
IM GENUINELY YOUR
BIGGEST FAN
hongjoong
<3
yeosang
stop loving him and tell
us the news
me
sorry bestie i love you too
me
my news is
me
SOMEONE GETS TO PICK
ME UP FROM THE
HOSPITAL
mingi
WHY ARE YOU AT THE
HOSPITAL
yunho
please tell me you got lost
and saw the hospital and
decided to sit there and
message us because you're
too dumb to use a map
even thought the map
literally moves with you and
gives you very specific
instructions
me
no you silly billy
me
i came here on purpose
in an ambulance
seonghwa
OMG WHAT HAPPENED
ARE YOU OKAH
mingi
are you being serious
me
why do you guys always
ask if i'm being serious when
i'm very clearly being serious
wooyoung
bitch shut up you're the boy
who cried wolf and you know
it
me
true
hongjoong
love why are you in hospital
me
i broke two fingers
yunho
DONT SAY THAT LIKE ITS
A NORMAL THING WTF
YUNA
mingi
HOW YUNA HOW
me
idk
wooyoung
STOP BEING A DICK AND
TELL US
me
from fingering your mother
too hard
wooyoung
DONT EVER MAKE JOKES
ABOUT MY MOTHER
me
i'm sorry really i don't know
why i said that lmao
me
but yeah
me
so it's kinda confusing but
basically i'm walking down
the street and this guy on
a bike comes out of nowhere
and like knocks me over
and then i go flying i land on
my side and my hand is out
over the gutter in the parking
lane and some shitstick is
trying to reverse parallel
park and drives right over my
fingers
me
so yeah
yeosang
STOP TALKING LIKE THIS
IS NORMAL IT ISNT
san
yeah don't act like this
is something we should be
hearing everyday
me
it's not that deep though
i still have nine more
fingers and nine toes
seonghwa
baby you have eight more
fingers and ten toes
me
oh shit yeah eight fingers
but no definitely nine toes
wooyoung
WHY
me
i lost one when i was
little
san
HOW DO YOU JUST
LOSE A TOE
me
no i mean i lost it it left
me it got taken away
me
it's not like i can't find it
yeosang
WHO TOOK YOUR TOE
me
so like y'all ever watched
friends
hongjoong
don't tell me you lost
your toe the same way
chandler did
me
yup
seonghwa
omg
me
except yunho dropped the
knife and no i'm not mad
it's one of my biggest flexes
second only to the fact
that i have had one pair of
doc martens for like 5
years and i haven't undone
the laces since the day i got
them
san
HOLD UP THATS A MAD
FLEX THO
me
I KNOW RIGHT
yunho
yuna where do i need to
pick you up from
me
x hospital
yunho
WHY ARE YOU ALL THE
WAY OVER THERE
mingi
there's literally a hospital
fifteen minutes away from
your apartment why are
you at a hospital an hour
and a half away from here
me
oh i wasn't home or around
the area
me
i was around this area so they
brought me to the closest
one
me
also they thought they were
going to have to remove my
fingers all together at first
or that i would have broken
or fractured ribs or spine or
hip or something so they
brought me to the better
facility
san
you poor thing
yeosang
yeah are you actually okay
me
somewhat
mingi
what does that mean yuna
me
well i hit my head pretty hard
and i can't remember the date
the day or how to read a clock
yunho
those are all things that you
can't remember on a daily
basis
me
true
me
but yeah my head is killing
me my spine has genuinely
disintegrated my hip feels
eighty years older than the
rest of me and ribs feel
like they're being ripped right
out of my body but i'm
fine other than that
me
oh also what happened
scared the shit out of me
and i'm still really shaken
up
seonghwa
how long ago did this happen
me
around two hours
me
and before you say anything
when i tell you i'm in pain
i'm really in a shit ton of pain
yunho
it's okay we won't be too
long
mingi
there doesn't seem to be
much traffic so it should
only take 75 minutes max
yeosang
so an hour and 15 minutes
me
no 75 minutes makes it
feel shorter sorry
me
please be quick i hate this
place it gives me the heebie
jeebies and i hate the heebie
jeebies
wooyoung
lmao heebie jeebies
seonghwa
it's alright bub they won't
be long
me
okay thanks
me
i'm going to fight this kid
san
please tell me you're talking
about a teenager and not a
real child
me
no this legit toddler is
giving me dirty looks
i'm gonna fight the bitch
me
HES STAUNCHING ME
OMG
seonghwa
yuna please don't hurt
the child
hongjoong
remember that it's only a
baby and you're a grown
woman
me
nah bro you should see the
look in his eyes
me
he's saying "question: fight?"
me
answer : yes
yeosang
ITS JUST A BABY LEAVE
IT ALONE
me
nah this baby has an attitude
me
attitude af
me
reminds me of wooyoung
wooyoung
when bestie sees something
and thinks of you : <3
me
<3
san
i don't know if babies with
attitudes is something you
want to be associated with
you
wooyoung
WHEN IT COMES TO YUNA
I WANT EVERYTHING TO
BE ASSOCIATED WITH ME
jongho
you totally have a crush on
her
wooyoung
uh yeah like completely
me
?!?!?!?!
me
BITCH WTF
wooyoung
what you're sexy af what
can i say
yunho
excuse me no
wooyoung
OH SO WHEN ITS MINGI
OR JONGHO ITS FINE BUT
NOT ME
yunho
it's about respect
yunho
you can crush on her all
you want just respect her
wooyoung
I DO IM JUST SAYING SHES
VERY VISUALLY ATTRACTIVE
wooyoung
BUT NOT JUST THAT HER
PERSONALITY IS
WONDERFUL TOO
me
aww
wooyoung
i'm sorry i didn't mean to
come off as disrespectful
me
i didn't feel disrespected i felt
sexy as fuck for a second
and yunho ruined it with his
overprotectiveness
yunho
sorry
wooyoung
nah we're chill bro
yunho
why would i apologise to you
i meant yuna
wooyoung
either way we're chill
wooyoung
but i'm not like IN LOVE
with you i just like you
wooyoung
like more than a friend but
it's not that deep ya feel
me
chill bitch i get it don't worry
wooyoung
yeah but mingi's totally
going to slap me
mingi
no i won't
seonghwa
wtf is going on
me
where are you guys i don't
know if i can hold back fighting
this kid
san
SOMEONE HOLD HER BACK
PLEASE
me
HOLY FUCK I SMILED AT
HIM AND HIS MOTHER
YELLED AT ME FOR
FLIRTING WITH HER
TODDLER ?!??!??)!?
me
LIKE HELLO WHY WOULD
I FLIRT WITH YOUR
DUMBASS KID WHEN IM
LITERALLY MARRIED TO
MINA
mingi
you're also actually dating
me
me
AND MINGI IS MY BOYFRIEND
me
CHILL BRO I WAS GETTING
THERE
jongho
how is it possible to get
bro zoned so often in an
established relationship
jongho
like you're dating but you
constantly bro zone each
other i don't get it
mingi
that's just coz we're on another
level bro
me
IM ON THE NEXT LEVEL
me
fuck i love aespa
yeosang
idk bestie that's kinda
controversial
me
well i mean i don't love the
things they've done but
GOD they're faces are so
YASS QUEEN
me
"hey, i think they wanna
talk to us. should we let
them join?" "nah. they don't
understand our lingo."
me
LIMBO LIMBO LIIIM BO
LIMBO LIMBO LIIIM
yunho
wtf
hongjoong
love i think you should
put your head down and
take a nap
me
oosh i would but i can't coz
my neck is killing me
me
and so is my head
me
they gave me painkillers
but they did not work
mingi
we're pulling up now say
goodbye to everyone
me
bye everyone
wooyoung
good luck bitch
yeosang
praying for you bestie <3
san
bye <3
seonghwa
i'll come to your place later
wooyoung
i would too but i feel that
since you should be resting
me coming over would be
counterintuitive
jongho
WOAH hyung that's a big
boy word you deserve a
gold star
wooyoung
fuck you
hongjoong
we'll talk to you later kidlet
<3