Peas and sunshine (a pvz peas...

By Sunny-and-cuddly

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So hi, I'm a peashooter, but you can call me Peater. (Pun intended) I once met a sunflower and we have been f... More

The day I met Sunny, part 1
The day I met Sunny part 2
Very punny, Sunny
A trip for the gang.
A secret?
The date
"I'm just being playful."
N.A: sorry...
Wait, can plants cuddle?
"Sunny, I don't feel so good..."
An apology note.
The official Peas and Sunshine head canons!
"Let's have a play date Sunny!"
An adorable creation
Madness tickle combat part 1
Madness Tickle Combat part 2
W-W-What?!
How to wake up a sleepy peashooter.
Peas and Sunshine shorts #1
Peater X Chad!?
Peas and Sunshine shorts #2
Merry Christmas everyone! (Or in this case, merry Ticklemas.)
Peas and Sunshine shorts #3
The Peas and Sunshine head canons #2
"G-Guys, this isn't what it looks like!"
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Reading comments.
Note.
The plant of the Backrooms...
The Proposal
The Peashooter with a fetish.
Just a quick note. (This is important.)
Peas snd Sunshine head canons. #3
Love really changes people...
Aroura's (and Shadow's) worst fear (Short).
Is this the end...?
The end.

The job in Arstotzka.

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Me: Hey, Sunny!

Sunny: Yeah? 

Me: Guess who just got a new job?

Sunny: *Gasp* No way!

Me: Yep~

Sunny: Good job Peater!

Me: I won't be back for a month though...

Sunny: Why's that?

Me: I need to go to another country for it.

Sunny: What IS this job then?

Me: It's a job as an inspector at a border checkpoint.

Sunny: So, what? You check peoples passports and check them for bombs and stuff? *She says, with a giggle in her voice.*

Me: Exactly.

Sunny: O-Oh...


Then, we heard the sound of a taxi arriving.



Me: Well, I best be off now.

Sunny: Ok, bye Peater!

Me: Bye! Oh and Sunny?

Sunny: Yeah?

Me: Glory to Arstotzka!


I then left to go to my new job.


Sunny: ... HUH?!


After a 13 hour trip, I finally arrived at the apartment I was to stay at. It was a small place. It was a three room apartment with a kitchen/living room, a bedroom and a bathroom. The place smelled ok, not amazing, just ok.


Me: Eh, it's good enough for a month.


I went to sleep and in the morning, I made myself some food and checked the newspaper.


Grestin Border Checkpoint Opens At Last!

After 6 Long Years. Can the Ministry of Admission Keep Us Safe?


Me: 6 years? I better do a good job then...


I walked the quarter mile to my post, as I'm walking, I see a soldier in Arstotkan uniform. Due to my military background, I saluted at him as I went past.


Soldier: Good morning Inspector.

Me: Good morning sir.


I continued until I got to a little booth which I suspected was where I was meant to be. I went in. It was a nice and cosy little place. It was nice to be out of the cold. I took my hat and gloves off and saw a little book and a note on the desk.


Me: Huh?


I read the note and it told me to approve all Arstotzkans and deny the rest.


Me: Sounds easy enough.


I looked to my right and saw a button that said 'speaker' I clicked it and said what I needed to say.


Me: NEXT.



A few seconds later a man came in through the door to my left and and handed me his passport. Now, for the last two weeks I have practiced so I DIDN'T cry at the sight of a living, breathing human, because there will be a LOT of humans. But even then, I couldn't help but stutter a little.


Me: P-Papers, please.

Man: Finally I can return home. *He handed me his passport.*


He was an Arstotzkan. So I stamped his passport with the 'entry approved' stamp.


Me: G-Glory to A-Arstotzka.

Man: Thank you.


He took his passport back, and headed out the door to my right.


Me: Well that could have gone better... *I pressed the button* NEXT.


Then another man came in through the left door.


Me: Papers, p-please.


Man: This checkpoint is smaller then I expected. *He gave me his passport*


He was a Imporian. When I saw this, I gulped, and used the 'entry denied' stamp.


Me: S-Sorry, A-Arstotzkans o-only.


He took his passport and left through the left door.


Me: NEXT.


Then, a woman came in.


Me: Papers, please.

Woman: I have waited in this damn line for 8 hours. *She gives me her passport* I hope it was worth it.


I looked. She was a Republian. 'Entry denied'.


Me: Sorry, Arstotzkans only.

Woman: Unbelievable. Go to hell. *She yelled*


She took her passport and stormed out the door, leaving me a bit scared and sad.


Me: T-That wasn't very fair on me... *Sniffle* never mind. N-NEXT.


A man came in and saw that I looked upset.


Man: Are you ok sir?

Me: N-Not really...

Man: Why's that? Why's a cute little plant like you down in the dumps?


I went a little red from the complement.


Me: W-Well, a woman came in here and because she was a Republian, I had to deny her entry and she yelled at me to go to hell and stormed off.

Man: Well that's no good now is it?

Me: No...

Man: *He look around and sees no one is there.* Hey, how about I cheer you up?

Me: Huh? How do you mean?

Man: If I'm correct, you're a peashooter right?

Me: Y-Yes, I am a peashooter.

Man: Here~ *He gave me a bar of chocolate that was safe for me to eat as well as his passport.*

Me: A... Chocolate bar? And you're just... Giving me it?

Man: Hell yeah. You need something to cheer you up~

Me: T-Thank you sir.


Luckily for the both of us, he was an Arstotzkan. So 'entry approved'.


Me: *I blush more and smile at him* Thank you sir, glory to Arstotzka~

Man: You're welcome buddy~ Glory to Arstotzka to you too~


He patted my head, smiled, and left.


Me: What a nice man~ NEXT.


A man came in.


Me: Papers, ple-

Man: It was a mistake to open this checkpoint.


He then left.


Me: Umm... Ok...?


The rest of the day went by without issue. Even when I denied people, I said it with a smile on my face, and most people left with a smile too. Until it came to an end when a loud horn went off.


Me: Papers, ple- Huh?

Woman: Are you ok sir?

Me: O-Oh, sorry, I just got distracted. Papers, please.

Woman: Here you go.


She was from the United federations. 'Entry denied'.


Me: Sorry, Arstotzkans only.

Woman: Oh, ok. Thank you, you little cutie~ 


She took her passport and left.


Me: That was a nice day. *I pressed the button* COME BACK AT 6AM TOMORROW.


I got my pay check, went home, made dinner, and immediately fell asleep.


The next day


Me: Good morning Arstotzka~~


I cooked a bagel and looked at the newspaper.


GRESTIN Checkpoint a Success!

Entry Restrictions To Relax, Admit Foreigners.


Me: Does that mean I don't need to deny anymore people?


I got to the booth and turned on the radio I just saw.



Peater: Ooh... I like this. 


The note this time said what was and was not allowed.


Me: "Entrants must have a passport, all documents must be current, and a citation will be given for permitting entrants whose passports indicate invalid gender, expiration date, photo or issuing city/district." Ok... this is gunna be complicated... NEXT.


The first entrant was a man. I looked at all the documents, and he was ok. 'Entry approved'.


Me: Ok, you're in. Cause no trouble.

Man: Thank you sir.


He took his passport, and left.


Me: NEXT.


Another man came in and waved at me. I waved back.


Me: Papers, please.

Man: Here you go Inspector. *He said, as he handed me his papers.*


I looked and saw he was an Antegrian, and he had an expired passport.


Me: Umm... Your passport has expired.

Man: Oh? I swear I renewed it.


'Entry denied'.


Me: Sorry sir, maybe next time.

Man: Thank you.


He took his stuff and left.


Me: NEXT.


A woman came in.


Me: Papers, please.

Woman: Hello, nice to meet you inspector.


I checked her papers. She was a Imporian. Her papers were up to date and she was good to go. 'Entry approved'.


Me: Cause no trouble.

Woman: Thank you.


She left.


Me: NEXT.


A man came in.


Me: Papers, please.

Man: *He tosses the papers at me* Hurry up. I am meeting bus soon.

Me: S-Sorry sir, I'll work as fast as I can.


He spoke in broken English. He was a Atstotzkan. His papers were valid. 'Entry approved'.


Me: Glory to Arstotzka.

Man: Finally.


The next two had nothing to say. But the next one? Hoo boy that one was bad.


Me: NEXT.


A woman came in and smiled at me.


Woman: Hello handsome~

Me: Umm... Excuse me?

Woman: You look bored.

Me: A little bit.

Woman: If you want a good time, come see us.


She gave me her papers and a pink flier.


Me: What? *I stamp her papers with the 'entry approved' stamp*

Woman: I will be around a couple of months. Don't forget to visit~


She left and I looked at the flier.


Me: "The Pink Vice. For All Your Fantasies" What...? WAIT A SECOND?!


I then realised she was a prostitute. And I went pale.


Me: Why did I let her through... N-NEXT.


A Man came in and before I could say anything, I saw through the window that someone jumped the wall.


Me: HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE!!


The guard started shooting at the person but missed. Then the person chucked a ball like object at the guard as he was shot and killed. The ball then blew up, leaving the guard a red stain on the ground. The air was filled with the screams of people on the other side of the wall as they fled. I then had flashbacks of the war and broke down into tears. The man then went through the staff only door and sat next to me, looking scared too.



Man: A-Are you ok?!

Me: N-Not again... PLEASE NOT AGAIN! *I said as I was crying.*

Man: Hey, hey, it's ok, I got you. *He then hugged me to try and cheer me up*


I hugged him back as I continued to cry.


Man: It's going to be ok. It's going to be ok.

Me: I didn't want to have to deal with anymore violence...

Man: I'm sure that poor guard didn't want to kill the terrorist either.

Me: I wanna go home...

Man: Well, where do you live? In Arstotka I mean?

Me: I live a quarter mile away in an apartment.

Man: Look, I'm going to call a taxi so you can go home ok?

Me: Thank you sir...


I got the taxi home and went to phone Sunny.


Sunny: Hello?

Me: Hi...

Sunny: PEATER! *She yells happily* How are you?

Me: I'm sad...

Sunny: Why's that? Did someone upset you?

Me: No... Sunny, There was a terrorist attack.

Sunny: WHAT?!

Me: T-They jumped the wall a-and they threw a grenade at the guard and... T-There was nothing left of him! *I then began to cry again.* 

Sunny: Aww, Peater... I'd hug you if I could...

Me: I wanna go home but I have to stay here for the rest of the month...

Sunny: Peater, what checkpoint do you work at?

Me: I work at the East Grestin border checkpoint.

Sunny: Peater, I'm coming to see you. I'm getting my passport now.

Me: SUNNY PLEASE NO!

Sunny: W-Why not?

Me: I'm worried that another terrorist attack will happen.

Sunny: *Sigh* Ok, I understand. I'll head off to Arstotzka in 5 days, ok?

Me: O-Ok. The checkpoint opens at 6am and I'll be the one working there. It stays open until 6pm.

Sunny: And you work the full day?

Me: *Sigh* Yep.

Sunny: That's horrible!

Me: *Yawn* It's ok, just a 12 hour day. Better then the 24 hour days back during the... Bad Times.

Sunny: Yeah... Well, good night Peater.

Me: Good night Sunny.


I sat down at the table and looked at a picture of me, Sunny, Chad, and the others all smiling. A single tear hits the photo and I begin to cry again.

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