Chapter 39
The dragon boat is like an arrow from the string, sailing far away on the wide and calm river, which looks spectacular.
Countless people opened their mouths and were about to cheer for the dragon boat team they liked or had something to do with. The next moment, they seemed to have been clicked. Obviously, it was a place where people were crowded, and they were silent.
Why didn't there be a dragon boat moving on the shore?
What are they doing?
"Hahaha..."
Knowing that they would make a fool of herself, Shen Xianyu never thought that they would be so funny. In a new life without pressure, she completely let herself go, just like now, holding her stomach without hesitation, and the laughter was called a happy joy.
Who would have thought that a group of scum put on their energy to breastfeed, but the dragon boat stopped on the river, motionless, which was really funny.
The strange-looking others were immediately attracted by her laughter.
The Shen family blushed and turned red, which was really embarrassing.
Shen Tingsong clenched the whip with his left hand tightly, and his right hand was pressed on his left hand to stop it vigorously. He kept thinking about the heart scriptures. He couldn't be angry or beat people. Even if the Shen family's face had been lost, the emperor was here. Hold on, you must hold on. Jumping out at this time, it will only let Outsiders read more jokes.
The emperor turned his head to look at the girl with a smile, and even her throat was looming, and he wanted to look up and ask the sky again.
Why did you let him hear such a strange girl's voice?
Many people whispered the discussion.
"Who is she?"
"Shen Er!"
"Oh, it turns out that she is the famous Shen Erlunatic!"
"Well, it's really abnormal."
"But it's quite beautiful."
"The voice is so loud. Didn't you say that everyone's daughter is very gentle?"
"Is it from other places? She is Shen Er.
...
When they knew that the person who laughed was Shen Er, everyone thought it was normal. They were crazy, and no one would think that the madman would suppress his emotions to take care of other people's face. Besides, the motionless boat was really funny. Obviously, the oars rowed, and they also used their strength to watch those young people. Ah, why doesn't the boat move?
Scumbags also want to know this problem.
Chen Qin laughed happily. As a dandy, he still knew how to restrain himself and cover his mouth with a fan.
Su Lan looked at a boat of red-eared people on the river, replaced it with himself slightly, and spit out three words, "It's so embarrassing!"
"Did-did!" Zhao Rui answered.
"It's funny!" None of them expected that their boss would say the same thing.
"Bss, who do you mean? Is Shen Er still the group of idiots?"
Yun Shaojie looked at Shen Er, and his meaning couldn't be more obvious.
In all his memories, he has never met such a person. He is happy every day. The emperor can still laugh in front of him and glanced at Shen Tingsong. The last loyal minister and famous minister of Daliang in his previous life, a smart person who caused him a lot of trouble. At this time, he was also angry with her. He was so good. Qi, what else can this girl do?
I also want to see if there is anything that can make her sad?
From time to time, he is thinking about why he should he live a lifetime?
Why keep the memory of his last life?
If it hadn't been for those, could he laugh happily like his friends around him now?
"Oh!"
Just as Yun Shaojie thought so, Shen Xianyu had leaned against his maid and rubbed his stomach and stared at the bustle on the river without blink of eyes. "Do you scum want to laugh at me to death and inherit my huge inheritance?"
"Shen Er, shut up!"
Wang Jinyu couldn't help shouting at Shen Xianyu.
Wang Zhilong: "!!!"
Other elders: "!!!"
What does Shen Er mean?
Are these juniors going to sit on an equal footing with them?
Looking at Shen Tingsong one after another, the meaning expressed in his eyes was very obvious. What do you want to do?
What can Shen Tingsong do?
Explanation.
How to explain it? He is Shen Xianyu's own father. He doesn't teach father and son, so, how to say what is his fault?
Let's pretend to be a wooden man.
After you go back, you must beat this girl up fiercely. This time, you will never show mercy.
"Okay, okay, I'll shut up!" Shen Xianyu replied loudly, but her tone was full of smiles, "You row, row the boat away and stay where you are?" I like me so much! I can't bear to leave!"
"Get out!"
Wang Jinyu's roar can be said to be heartbreaking and heart-skinned, and his face is really thick.
Don't they want to go?
What can they do if the boat doesn't move?
"Did you see what this is?"
Shen Xianyu took out a stone the size of a fist from his bag.
The person who looked at her: "?!?!?!"
I don't understand why she carried a stone, and sighed that she was worthy of being crazy and actually carried the stone in her bag.
"Scum, I have persuaded you for a long time. I have to listened. Now it's good. It's better for your family's silver ticket to hit you. It's better to throw this stone, at least throw it into the water and hear the noise!" As she spoke, a gust of wind blew over, the willow branches flew, and the river was flooded with layers of waves.
Yun Shaojie said in his heart, "Come on!"
At the same time, Shen Xianyu smashed the stone in her hand hard. Except for Yun Shaojie, everyone was covered with black lines. Just to satirize this group of scum, she prepared the stone early, which was really attentive! Can normal people do such a thing?
Oh.
I forgot that this is not a normal person.
Just as everyone complained, the change happened, and countless people in black suddenly flew out of the calm river.
"Ah!"
The man in black, the closest to the emperor, was full of joy. He thought he could solve the emperor with one knife. As a result, as soon as his head came out of the water, he was hit by a hidden weapon. His heart was screaming and there was an ambush. The dog emperor was indeed insidious.
However, the arrow had to be fired on the string. After shaking his head in the water to relieve, he was ready to fly to assassinate the emperor.
Shen Xianyu: "！！！"
The whole person was excited!
The assassins in black opened their eyes wide.
She said that her intuition has never missed it.
The assassin finally appeared!
No!
I was afraid to wait for so long in the battlefield. It's so annoying why she didn't appear until now. It's all because of these late assassins. I didn't think about it. The bag in my hand hit the head of the man in black who came out of the water again.
After being hit twice in the same place, the man in black completely fainted. After spitting out a few bubbles, he sank.
Unlike the panic of the whole audience, he witnessed Shen Xianyu's heroic Yun Shaojie: "!!!"
He clearly remembered that the man in black closest to the emperor hurt the key part of the emperor as a man with a knife.
And now?
It was easily solved by a madman with a stone and a bag.
I secretly pinched myself, not a dream.
Therefore, the fate of countless people has been changed so easily.
At this moment, Yun Shaojie was a little suspicious of life, and there were cracks in the constant calmness.
Looking at Shen Er, who was still angry on his face.
I don't think it's strange.
The Shen family is loyal to the emperor. Even if Shen Xianyu is abnormal, under the influence of Shen Tingsong, he must be loyal to the emperor.
"Ah~! Ah~! Ah~!"
Screams came one after another, and the scene suddenly became messy.
Shen Xianjing was so afraid that she fell into tears. She calmed down with a lot of strength. Looking at the escaped women around her, she held the old lady of the Shen family in one hand and pulled the second aunt who was very good to her, and the second aunt clenched her daughter tightly in her hand and took a deep breath, "Grandmother, second aunt, don't panic, pretend to be dizzy."
The old lady of the Shen family, the second lady of the Shen family and her daughter: "..."
"Quick up!"
Shen Xianjing urged, and then he found a corner by herself, fell directly to the ground, and closed her eyes with a white face.
Mrs. Shen took a deep breath, looked at An Jingjing's eldest granddaughter, and then watched howl and run away. She was either hit or trampled. She nodded, closed her eyes, and fainted against her granddaughter.
"Mother."
"Dizziness!" Mrs. Shen gritted her teeth and said such a word.
So, the four of them lay neatly in the corner.
The masters are all like this, and the maids who accompany them will naturally not care about their face. Soon, the few corners will be occupied.
Mrs. Shen and Shen Xianlan stared at them wide.
How can it be like this?
It's too rude and embarrassing.
"Mother, what should we do?
Mrs. Shen looked at her husband not far away and said, "It's okay. Let's hold on. Your father will come back to save us."
However, her words had just fallen, and the mother and son were like helpless boats in the wind and waves. Sometimes they were squeezed here and pushed there. "Mom, I'm afraid!"
Shen Xianlan cried desperately.
Mrs. Shen was also crying. When they were tearful, they looked at the four people lying quietly beside them. They hesitated for a moment and said at the same time, "Why don't we faint?"
It is worthy of being a talented woman with temperament. Both mother and daughter fall in more elegant posture than others!
Their Mammy's maid was relieved and fell eagerly. As for the lack of place, it was always there.
On Shen Xianyu's side, the emperor turned pale and watched the people in black rushing towards him. For the first time, in the face of such a strong murderous intention, although he was afraid, he did not lose the king's temperament. As the only person who could carry weapons except for the bodyguard, he was very neatly ready to draw the sword.
"Run!"
Shen Xianyu directly turned the emperor 180 degrees with brute force, then kicked the other party in the buttocks, roared, and then said angrily, "Does the emperor think your mind stupid?" These people can fly, will you? It's important to run for your life!"
After saying that, lift the bag.
The male god staring at her is fixed.
That fiery look.
Poor expression.
The male god is asking her for help.
In an instant, she forgot her life-saving and so on. She raised her bag and said loudly, "Come on, come with me and protect our male god!"
After saying that, run away.
Huh?
Why can't you run?
Go back.
He saw her hand emperor holding her and said fiercely, "Let go!"
"No!" The emperor shook his head.
Humph.
He dared to kick his ass and dare not protect his emperor. In other words, he would definitely cut off the other party's head. Now he pulls her is just a chance to reform.
"Believe it or not, I'll shoot you!"
"Do you dare!"
Shen Xianyu really doesn't dare. If she drives the emperor, she may not be able to save her life.
So, emperor, the kingship is the most annoying!
Chapter 40
Shen Xianyu never thought that the emperor would become her blocker. Looking at the tightly grasped hand, she could never break free. She was so angry that she wanted to directly bite the annoying pig's feet.
The ministers who rushed to save the driver saw this scene as soon as possible: "!!!"
Shouldn't they appear here?
No!
When is it all? It's still pulling! It's outrageous! Have the imperial historians been a little slack lately?
Well, I have to complain that the emperor must have been suntized by the sun, otherwise how could he be interested in Shen Er?
Then he took a look at Shen Tingsong and deeply suspected that he deliberately cultivated his daughter into such a strange flower to seduce the emperor. It was really insidious!
Shen Tingsong: "......."
Sometimes he really hopes that he can be stupid. Don't see what this group of people think at such a glance.
How sick it is to raise your own daughter like this!
Hey!
I sighed in my heart, why is life getting harder and harder?
Seeing a group of flying generals falling in front of the emperor, his own father also rushed over with a whip. Shen Xianyu's eyes lit up and shouted, "Lor Wang, father, come on, the emperor will give it to you."
Humph.
Won't she bring this oil bottle?
Those men in black targeted the emperor. Taking him there without saving the male god, but harming him.
The emperor's eyes widened.
He is a drag oil bottle!
All right!
If he thinks so much, he will drag her down and worry about her to death.
"Lar Wang, Lord Shen, be sure to catch all the assassins!"
Thinking about this, the emperor ordered it very imposingly. Later, he also had a gentle face to comfort Shen Xianyu, "Miss Shen, don't be afraid. It's safe to stay with me."
If it's really dangerous, the first one will take the Shen Er block knife in front of him!
Wang Zhilong: "!!!"
Who did he provoke?
You don't have to call him. Just give Shen Tingsong such trust alone.
Shen Tingsong: "......."
He doesn't want to say anything anymore. He wants to be quiet in the ancestral hall of his family!
Shen Xianyu, who was treated gently by the emperor, was patient and exhausted. Humph, did she force her to come up with a unique move?
"Ah~! Ah~! Ah~!" Let go of your throat and scream.
The harsh voice shocked the emperor.
What a trick!
"Come on! Help, it's rude!" Shen Xian's terrible cry resounded through the sky.
The emperor: "..."
It's so shameless.
There are so many beautiful women in his harem. How can he be rude to a madman?
He is not blind.
Looking down at the other party's hand, the emperor still suffered a loss of understanding etiquette, righteousness and integrity. He immediately let go of it the next moment. In the blink of an eye, she realized that it was wrong. It was deceived. This was her conspiracy.
At the moment his hand was released, Shen Xianyu seized the opportunity and ran away.
Fight with her, it's a little tender.
The emperor's mouth closed in a straight line, looked at the back that ran faster than the rabbit, and he couldn't wait to stare at it out of a hole. At this moment, as a man, his self-esteem as the emperor was broken into scum by the madman.
His old father Shen Tingsong was once again shocked by his own daughter's operation. Looking at the emperor's gloomy expression, he decided to do something?
If his daughter is no longer a thing, he can't care, can she?
"Your Majesty."
The emperor turned around, looked at Shen Tingsong with burning eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "Lar Shen, I order you to go back."
Kill Shen Er!
He really wants to say that.
But as an emperor, he was convinced of his title of "Son of Heaven". On the Dragon Boat Festival, he heard Shen Er's voice. He firmly believed that this was God's care of God's care of himself, so he couldn't say that. In case of anger was regarded as a decree by Lord Shen, it would be bad. Take a deep breath. He is the emperor. He should be generous, he can't It's about a madman.
"Give me a hard beating on Shen Er!"
"Yes."
Shen Tingsong breathed a sigh of relief and glanced at the daughter running to the Yun family. The nymphomaniac expression was simply indivisable.
I couldn't help but be angry with Yun Shaojie. A boy who looks so beautiful and does it? The fox spirit has no soul of her daughter.
The male fox Jingyun Shaojie has been watching Shen Er.
How bold it is to kick the emperor!
Do you want to treat the emperor as a hooligan?
Does she know that many girls don't say that they are willing to be rude by the emperor? If there is a chance, let them be rude. The harem empress will be honorable when she listens to it and gives up to the prince. Maybe she can still be the empress dowager in the future. Whoever says that the woman will have no ambition.
Anyway, when he was emperor, he was drugged, rude, and almost eaten.
What does it mean to leave the emperor and run to him?
Shen Er certainly doesn't understand men's self-esteem.
This has nothing to do with whether you like it or not.
He will be jealous, right?
Are you afraid?
Standing still waiting to die, people who don't pay attention to by assassins will be afraid of this at all. No, he will only find it fun. He will not take the initiative to find excitement, but if something interesting comes to his door, he will not refuse.
Shen Xianyu and her four girls ran very fast.
I'm going to be to the male god soon.
As a result, several men in black fell from the sky, blocking her way.
"Catch her. She is the emperor's favorite woman."
A man in black said with great certainty.
Just now, he saw clearly in the distance that the emperor didn't even care about the Empress Dowager, the queen and a large number of concubines, princes and queens in the harem, so he took this girl with him. Well, what does this mean?
It shows that this girl is the most important person in the emperor's heart.
Hearing this, Shen Xianyu's eyes widened, my God! Where did this come from?
"Brother, can you go to see the doctor if your eyes are not good? If it is not suitable to be an assassin, you will hurt your own people by mistake.
It takes a lot of lameness to say such unreliable words.
"You can't lie to me!"
The man in black is very sure.
Hey!
Shen Xian sighed, looked up, and gave up her defense directly. "Okay, okay, brother, you are this," he gave her thumbs up. "I went backwards today. I didn't read the almanac when I went out, and I met people with abnormal brains. You can say whatever you like."
Yun Shaojie, who stood behind a man in black and didn't care about life or death, was still ignored. Hearing Shen Xianyu's words, he couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth. His brain was abnormal and it was also quite funny that people said that other people's brains were abnormal.
And.
Are these assassins really the group he knew in his previous life?
The assassin in his memory was clear, and he didn't say a word, which scared everyone. This assassination could not be said to be bloody.
What about now?
It is most likely that he was successfully slapped into the river by a stone and a bag. At this time, I guess I have met the King of Hell, and the ones in front of me?
If you want to catch it, just catch it!
Why are you doing so much nonsense?
As if they heard his voice, the assassins were ready to do it.
Just for a moment, Shen Muxuan floated down from the sky with an oar and stood in front of Shen Xianyu, dressed in blue and looked very handsome.
"Brother, you're finally here and killed them. They actually framed my innocence and bullied your cutest sister."
Shen Muxuan, who came over with the fastest light kung fu, listened to her sister's energetic voice and felt that she had fed the dog for his worries just now. Forget it, just like Dad once said to him in the study, "That's your sister. No matter how crazy she is, what else can I do besides protecting her?"
He should also realize that this sister really exercises people's mind. If one day he can have no emotional ups and downs in the face of the second sister, well, I guess there will be nothing else in the future that can change his face.
Hey!
He sighed and said in a very disgusting tone, "Beside, don't make trouble."
Shen Xianyu nodded with the four girls, "Big brother (yoddest master), come on, kill them!"
After saying that, stand aside obediently.
Next is the heroic posture of Master Shen fighting against the assassin.
Five people shouted wonderfully.
When they were looking at it, a group of assassins floated over and looked at Shen Xianyu murderously, "Isn't they? Are you going to threaten the emperor with me? Brother, can you not be so naive? The emperor is not my own father. It's useless.
Shen Muxuan: "......."
She also knows that only her own father will care about her life!
What's wrong with a trace of emotion suddenly gushing out of this in my heart?
"Come on!"
The assassin this time is obviously normal and does it without saying a word.
Shen Muxuan waved the knife even more fiercely, but there were so many other people that he didn't have time for a while.
Yun Shaojie himself is not afraid of death.
But I always feel that if such an interesting person as Shen Er dies, he will definitely lose much less joy in the future. Hold the fan in his hand and take a step forward.
Well, he took action this time.
How can I think of it? Shen Xianyu, who was overwhelmed, could still stop him as soon as possible, "Mr. Yun, stand there and don't move. It's dangerous here!"
Yun Shaojie: "!!!"
Shen Er's love for him is really inexplicable.
Hearing this, Shen Muxuan had an impulse to fly away and leave regardless of this unlucky sister.
"Don't come here, I tell you, don't force me. I'm even afraid of myself when I'm fierce!" Shen Xianyu's hand reached into her bag, stared, warning the approaching man in black, and his feet kept retreating.
The four girls behind her acted the same way.
However, the assassins didn't take her words seriously at all. How fierce can such a petite lady?
Reach out and grab it.
"Mr. Yun, brother, shut up!"
After that, Shen Xianyu and the four girls immediately took out of the bag and sprinkled the second-handed ecstasy that had been tested for a long time.
Yun Shaojie and Shen Muxuan immediately held their breath. The latter did not forget to stare at Yun Shaojie during the fight. The little white face actually lined in front of him. Why?
"Dong Dong!"
The sound of falling to the ground is coming one after another.
"Shen Er!"
Chen Qin and others widened their eyes and shouted before fainting.
The medicine is very effective.
Almost for a moment, only Yun Shaojie, Shen Muxuan and five people who caused all this were standing.
Yun Shaojie and Shen Muxuan looked at Shen Xianyu in unison: "......."
"Hey hey."
Shen Xianyu touched her head and smiled, "I can't help it. As a weak woman, I can only do this kind of indiscriminate attack."
"Who gave you the medicine?" Shen Muxuan asked.
Is it normal for a girl to go out with ecstasy?
"Doctor Wang!"
Shen Xianyu looked at Shen Muxuan, who was a little angry, and immediately chose to betray his friends. At this time, Dr. Wang, who was hiding with his wife and children, sneeze. She regretted that he didn't listen to Shen Er's words before and took the medicine just in case.
Forget it.
Let's ask later.
Shen Muxuan didn't have any ink. He turned around and took a knife to kill the assassin.